This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
WTF is her problem Touga thought to himself as he sauntered off to diddle some random co-ed.
Haz Cheezburger
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"Why those bloodly Mudkips!" Screamed Akio one day while he was playing Pokemon Emerald, causing Anthy to give him a strange look before calling the crazy house to have them come pick her brother up.
The fight
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A battle royale was declared when the fight between Ohtori Cocks and Ouran Beavers broke out over which softdrink is better; Coke or Pepsi.
Milk Tea
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But the kids from "Battle Royle" came and killed everyone from the other schools declaring Milk Tea "Lord of All Beverages"
There's something you dont see everyday
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"There's something you don't see everyday." Commented Akio as he watched two naked lesbians on the back of a street luge make out as they drove off into the sunset.
Epic moment in yuri anime
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The one epic moment I pointed out in my favorite yuri anime was when the two girls actually decided to become friends, and not just fuckbuddies.
Skin conditions
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Besides it would've been icky with the multitude of skin conditions they both suffered from.
God of War slash fics.
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and then Kratos ripped the 2 girls with the skin conditions in half and exclaimed that it was, infact, sparta.
Final Fantasy 13's Lightning's appearance.
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"That is it! Enough is enough! I have had it with these mutha fuckin L'Cies on this mutha fuckin train!" Lightining exclaimed as she raged and rampaged her way of the train.
Barry White's foray into Jpop
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"I wonder why I don't score as much action as Touga? I chase shirts the way Alf chases cats, so why am I so unlucky in lust?"
Alien invasion
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After a massive alien invasion, the world found that all the men in the world had been abducting, forcing all the women in the world to turn to lesbianism.
The greatest yuri anime ever
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The greatest Yuri anime ever would involve aformentioned alien abduction and turn everyone into lesbians.... and then they'd all fall into a water fountain wearing white t-shirts.....o.O
The ultimate nonsensical war over something wars shouldn't be fought over.
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News broke that Guatamala declared war on Peoria Illinois because Illinois has pudding, tasty pudding.
Snack based WMD's
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A Mr Al Kyder was arrested earlier today for illegally selling White Milk Duds to school children in exchange for Nobby's Nuts.
delicious whale meat
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When asked why she was leaving Ohtori Acadamy, Utena responded, "Delicious whale meat is out there. Somewhere"
A reason why Day-glo orange is suitable for stealth
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Big City Ninjas in Los Vegas find that bright colours such as Day-Glo Orange help them blend in better due to all the flashy lights and colours the city has in abundance.
obsession with poontang
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When and how he started his obession with poontang was irrelevent now. All he cared about was getting that delicious poontang.
Venus and Mars
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Sailor Venus was after Sailor Mars' poontang.
Illegal poptartry
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Do you know? Do you know? Akio was arrested for illegal poptartry
Septic Tank explosions
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Miki, wanting to get in on that Abridged Series action, chose an anime no-one had abridged yet; Chi's New Home Abridged, since the normal episodes were about four minutes long, Miki's Abridged version were only 30 seconds in length.
stealth ciggerette ads
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This just in: ninja's may say smoking is bad, yet reaction to commercial has increased cigarette purchases by double. People wonder if comercial was plot to cause a 'ruckus.
Time that could have been better spent.
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After spending 5 hours a day smoking cigarettes, the ninja's then realized that time could have been better spent doing something else.
The return of the greatest yuri couple ever
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