In the Rose Garden / [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

The_A_Man · Back to Top

---Next Day---

Akio: *enters dueling arena and stands in front of spirit of Dios* Now let's recap this last season just for the hell of it. That and I really like to piss people off*

Dios: You bastard.

Akio: Anyways, Utena has fought in 7 duels called Friendship, Choice, Reason, Love, Adoration, Conviction, and Self. These will be the only duels besides the duel of revolution at the end to be given names, since I'm to lazy to think of more names.

PrinceoftheLostEternity · Back to Top

Dios: Sounds like a plan... *mumbles* Lazy fucker...

The_A_Man · Back to Top

Akio: Well anyways, this is what happened when Utena dueled Saionji for the first time.

*flashback*

Saionji: I'm an abusive bastard that slaps around women.

Anthy: I'm his rose bitch.

Wakaba: WAH! Saionji posted my sex letter on the board.

Utena: Saionji, I challenge you to a duel!

Saionji: WAH! I lost!

*end flashback*

Akio: And that was the duel of friendship.

PrinceoftheLostEternity · Back to Top

Dios: Whateva! I'm not listening to youuuuu...

Akio:...And then, when Saionji challenged her again...

The_A_Man · Back to Top

*flashback*

Anthy: I'm Utena-sama's bitch now.

Saionji: Fuck you bitch!

Utena: You leave her alone!

Saionji: I challenge you to another duel which I will surely lose.

Music: Something about an absolute destiny apocalypse.

Dios: That Utena chick looks hot. I think I'll go take over her body.

Saionji: Oh shit! I lost again!

*end flashback*

PrinceoftheLostEternity · Back to Top

Dios: Yeah...That was pretty sweeeeeet. Don't tell anyone, but...Uh...I didn't leave there for a while.

The_A_Man · Back to Top

Akio: And then when she dueled Miki...

sharnii · Back to Top

*flashback*

Miki: Gosh Anthy is just so incredibly like my estranged twin, Kozue. In the way that they bear no resemblance whatsoever.

Utena: Oh yeah? Maybe you should date her. I want her to have more friends and since that's not working maybe she should try putting out.

Miki: I've never been with a girl because I've always been so hung up on my twin. But Anthy is just like my twin. Just like. So okay!

Utena: Damn.

Miki: I challenge you to a rose duel!

Utena: Double damn.

Anthy: *cheering for Utena* Hey Miki, I'm going for Utena even though I pretended to like you because she commanded me to and also because I was manipulating you into thinking I was just like your estranged twin. Which was a lot easier than it should have been. Considering that nobody else at this school plays piano.

Miki: Oh my fucking Gawd!

Utena: Win! *determinedly ignores Anthy's weird, one time only, OOC (and evil) cheering for her during this duel.

The_A_Man · Back to Top

*end flashback*

Dios: Damn Anthy can be scary.

Akio: She was also scary when Utena dueled Juri.

*flashback*

Anthy: *holds out flower to Juri* I'm doing this to remind you of your painful past with Shiori.

Juri: *slap* Fuck you bitch! There's no such thing as Santa... er... I mean miracles.

Utena: Wow, sitting under the stars with a lesbian is fun, but I'm not a lesbian myself because I'm searching for the prince who gave me this ring.

Juri: *moves into to kiss Utena, but grabs her instead* I challenge you to a duel where it will be proven miracles don't exist!

Utena: Oh no! My sword flew out of my hands.

Anthy: *thinking* I'm going to use my power to make that sword fall and cut off her rose.

Juri: No way! That was not a miracle. I bet anything that rose bitch over there did this.

*end flashback*

PrinceoftheLostEternity · Back to Top

Akio: Anthy's quite clever.

Dios: Yes, Captain Obvious, she is. Care to move on?

Akio: Absolutely...

The_A_Man · Back to Top

Akio: She then dueled Nanami...

*flashback*

Nanami: *slaps Utena* You bitch! You were indirectly responsible for my big brother getting hurt!

Touga: Nanami, stop.

Anthy: Take my pussy, Touga. And by pussy I mean kitten.

Nanami: You make me sick!

Touga: You're a duelist Nanami.

Utena: Too bad you can't beat me. *cuts off Nanami's rose*

Nanami: I'm psycho! I killed a kitten!

Touga: Nanami, stop it.

*end flashback*

Riri-kins · Back to Top

Akio: So it looks like she may be the one who will reach the duel called Revolution.
Dios: No, really? Ya think a character whose name is in the title could do that? *rolls eyes*

*scene change*

Anthy: Look Utena-sama, the clouds are moving so quickly. It must mean it's time for season two.

The_A_Man · Back to Top

Utena: *hanging from bunk* Season 2? What are you talking about? *falls off bunk onto her head*

Anthy: Utena-sama! Are you OK? Do you want me to kiss it better?

PrinceoftheLostEternity · Back to Top

((OOC: I totally can't remember how Season 2 starts......................................))

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PrinceoftheLostEternity wrote:
((OOC: I totally can't remember how Season 2 starts......................................))

What a coincidence... emot-confused

Riri-kins · Back to Top

(OOC: A television season lasts thirteen episodes. I meant the Black Rose saga, sorry.)

*Next Episode*

Mikage: You know, I've been wondering how the hell roses can grow down here without sunlight.

Mamiya: That's cuz I'm really a lady witch.

Mikage: What?

Mamiya: I said I've heard the Student Council President hasn't been around lately! *laughs nervously*

The_A_Man · Back to Top

---Elsewhere---

Utena: *enters her dorm* Wow that was a fun party. It's too bad Himemiya was out screwing her brother, who I'm not supposed to know about till she gets home, instead of attending the party. Chu-Chu, don't eat that cake!

Chu-Chu: *in cake box* Chu...

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PrinceoftheLostEternity · Back to Top

((OOC: Thanks, guys!!! You rock. I just lose track. The series tends to run together for me.))

Utena: God, you're one hungry little bastard, aren't you? Sometimes I wonder if Himemiya ever feeds you.

Anthy: Only sometimes!

The_A_Man · Back to Top

Utena: Himemiya? Where were you?

Anthy: I was having sex with my brother.

Utena: OK! *calm until this sets in* You have a brother?!?! And you have sex with him?!?! Why is every girl in this series into incest?

sharnii · Back to Top

Anthy: Funnily enough...you're never going to ask me about that ever. You're not even gonna notice the whole incest thing when you catch me buck naked with my brother.

Utena: That's because the writers like to leave lots of plot holes to make it all seem more mysterious.

Anthy: Works for my character!

PrinceoftheLostEternity · Back to Top

Utena: Okaaaaaaay.....Soooooo.....You have a brother?

Anthy: As a matter of fact, yes! He's the standing Chairman of the school.

Utena: BITCHIN!!!

The_A_Man · Back to Top

---Later that day, they go to the chairman's tower---

Utena: OMG, Himemiya! You're brother is a planetarium projector?!?! I don't see the family resemblance!

Anthy: No Utena-sama, my brother is that dark-skinned guy over there making out with his fiancee for the only time this series.

Utena: OMG! My poor virgin eyes! Let's get out of here! *drags Anthy to elevator*

Anthy: You won't be a virgin by the end of episode 33, so there isn't much point. *drags Utena to couch*

Riri-kins · Back to Top

Akio: Hello, Akio Ohtori's my name and manipulation's my game.

Utena: *blush* Durr... H-Hi.

Kanae: Akio and I are getting married next spring, but sometimes I think he's only engaged to me for my family's equipment.

Akio: No, just your money.

The_A_Man · Back to Top

Utena: Are you sure you're Himemiya's brother? You two don't even have the same last name.

Akio: Oh, I just took Kanae's family name when I got engaged to her.

Utena: What? Isn't the woman supposed to take the man's family name? Or is it the other way in Japan? Wait, are we even in Japan?

PrinceoftheLostEternity · Back to Top

Anthy: Actually, no. We're somewhere in Europe. I think.....*turns to face the audience* But when are these things ever certain.....?

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