This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
"Damn, I'm bored... Alucard! Bring me...the gameboy...."
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The story of my life is unwritten....it would've been published and a number one best seller already if I could write on unlined paper!
Last edited by Prince_of_Stars (01-08-2009 03:49:27 PM)
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"You. Tonight."
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"I am the sexiest androgynous vampire killer with a British accent. Bask in my hotness, and in my smoke."
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You thought I was serious? I don't want a cucumber, chocolate syrup and sandpaper in my bed tonight.
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"I am the Prince, and I will promptly pull a Lorena Bobbit on you Akio."
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"You make me sick. Why don't you just go away?"
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"In ten years, when the archaeologists discover my architectural wonder, I will finally complete my car collection. ::insert evil laughter here::"
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Yes, that's right. I'm a virgin.
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My record for sword deep-throating is only two feet. This could be...interesting?
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"Im so rich, I can afford a real girl as a hood ornament for my Rolls-Royce."
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{gad, i've been waiting for this}
ZEE GOGGLES!!! ZEY DO NOTHINK!!! DDD;
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"See this cane?" *takes a drag* "I can take this and make you really uncomfortable. Want to try?"
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"It's such a relief to be rid of my nose."
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"Does this bikini make me look innocent?"
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"Now they'll never find the bodies."
[edit] - Whoops, too close to a previous one... hm.
"I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible... A... A... A shovel! That's it . It's an omen... I shall become a SHOVEL!"
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"What am I wearing? Oh, just that little thing you made for me, Mr. Chairman. Yes, I simply love the feel of crocheted yarn on my [CENSORED]."
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"You gotta ask yourself...do I feel lucky? Well...do ya, punk?"
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The pen is phallic-er than the sword. (Symbolism in the world of Ohtori Academy. Where everything actually symbolizes sex with Akio...)
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"Haha, Utena-sama! See how I use the power of negative space to define my existence! You are still stuck in the realm of positive space, where implication means nothing!"
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"Eggs, chicks, blah blah blah... I need a new speech."
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The star: Damnit, there's no way out of this maze!
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Look at me sparkle, I look like that Twilight guy.
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