This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Miki used his Five Point Palm Exploding Boob Technique on Tsuwabaki, for which he was eternally grateful
Engrish
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When surfing online one day for lesbian porn, Juri just happened to come across the site called engrish.com, and laughed at all the Engrish until she realized that these were mistakes Japanese people had made.
Retaliation
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She then decided to make a site dedicated to mistakes made by English speakers in Japanese. It didnt work as well.
Jagermiester fueled LiveJournal rant.
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Her site failing was all the inspiration she needed for a Jagermiester fueled LiveJournal rant which confused a lot of people and resulted in her being taken away to a mental hospital.
That was weird
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Miki witnessed the whole thing and could only say "well, that was weird".
The in crowd
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Juri realizes her mistake, then noticing Miki stalking her realizes that she will never again be part of the in crowd.
Prison
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Juri thought that the Prison for Anime Lesbians would be awesome until she realised it was made entirely out of penises.
repeated failed suicide attempts
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The anime lesbians at the prison were famous for their repeated failed suicide attempts, which Juri really couldn't blame them for since penises were so gross.
Break out
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In the shower's, Juri and every other anime lesbian just waited for someone to drop their soap, so that the epic lesbian orgy would begin.
Epic fail
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Larry the Cable Guy = Epic fail.
Hannah Montana a la tabloids
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One of said girls tried to counter attack but it was just too slippery
Butt plugs
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"It is an unforgivable crime you commited against me when you shaved most of my hair off and turned the rest into a Mr.T-like hairstyle you bitch!" yammered Juri angerly at Anthy, who had a silly grin on her face.
bust a gut
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"All this talk about lesbian orgies is getting old." exclaimed Saionji, "I would rather see some hetro old school action myself."
total bollocks
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Touga, however knew this was total bollocks since he knew for a fact that Saionji was gay and wanted to see some yaoi action.
Coming out of the closet
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Laughs were had by all at the acadamy when they realised that coming out of the closet was a moot point, being that they were ALL gay, execpt Akio of course: that guy will fuck anything that has a pulse.
Tea-bagging Contest
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To decided who would get the honor of coming out of the closet first, tea-bagging contests were held in which everyone was determined to win.
Sweet victory
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After puting out Miki's eye Akio declared sweet victory.
specially made pants
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"To facilitate the quick removal in case of spontanious nookie, I have had these pants specially made so they can be pulled off in a moments notice..." bragged Touga as he blathered on and on about his sexual conquests.
DILLIGAF (Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?)
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