This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Tamago wrote:
Not without the safety net I won't.
Are you tripping balls?
No, I noticed them in time and walked around them.
Where can I find a pirate crew to join up with?
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That's not what the voices in my head tell me.
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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For the same reason you wont find cats on catwalks.
Why is snow cold?
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To dick with you
Why is his head so big?
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only if the mess with a monkey on a tuesday.
If you're bitten by a zombie will you have the desire to eat brains?
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crack pipe monster.
Are angels peeing on us when it rains?
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Not only peeing, but a little diarrhea gets in there with it, too.
Is the moon going to crush us in three days?
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Only if you're not the Chosen Boy.
Do you think cats go better with Tabasco sauce than dogs?
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depends on which chinese restaurant you got the cat from!!
what is the ratio of IRG members to retarded people?
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32 to apricots
Do you have a light?
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I think Brain but where are we going to get a existential philosiphor at this hour?
WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!
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Because the name Leroy Jones was taken.
Am I leaking?
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yes, plasmid bubbles.
If i have a cough does that mean i'm going to hell?
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No, it means you have the T.B.
where did I leabe my keys?
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I do believe the toddler and the cat ran off with them.
What's this junk in my trunk?
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stuff to get you drunk... off your love hump i would assume.
If all the planets align, will the earth come crashing down?
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Yes, but the only noticeable difference will be that the Greyhound from San Diego to Phoenix will run four days late.
Can you go from suck to blow in 2.4 seconds, but only if I ask real nicely?
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I can in 2.3 seconds, even if you're not nice about it.
Can kittens really cure all your sads?
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