This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)

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#151 | Back to Top12-19-2009 08:22:41 PM

ArsenicForBreakfast
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From: The Destination of Your Fate
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Tamago wrote:

Not without the safety net I won't.

Are you tripping balls?

No, I noticed them in time and walked around them.

Where can I find a pirate crew to join up with?

I'm a fan of pessimism: if you maintain the lowest expectations possible, they'll always be met or exceeded.

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#152 | Back to Top12-20-2009 08:08:19 PM

Tamago
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Try recruiting at /b/.

Are you insane?

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#153 | Back to Top12-21-2009 05:27:47 PM

Riri-kins
World's End
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Registered: 09-22-2008
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

That's not what the voices in my head tell me.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Proud Saionji and Mikage fangirl
My Utena fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2000115/Riri-kins

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#154 | Back to Top12-21-2009 05:33:50 PM

Epee_724
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

For the same reason you wont find cats on catwalks.

Why is snow cold?

Whatever you find worthwhile in life, is worth fighting for!

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#155 | Back to Top12-21-2009 07:56:07 PM

The_A_Man
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because it doesn't fart.

Why is Christmas on Friday?

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#156 | Back to Top12-22-2009 10:42:52 PM

Epee_724
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

To dick with you

Why is his head so big?

Whatever you find worthwhile in life, is worth fighting for!

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#157 | Back to Top12-23-2009 04:16:31 AM

Tamago
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

To contain his ego/

Do sheep get AIDS?

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#158 | Back to Top03-04-2010 12:12:27 PM

KissFromARose
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

only if the mess with a monkey on a tuesday.

If you're bitten by a zombie will you have the desire to eat brains?

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#159 | Back to Top03-04-2010 03:09:25 PM

Tamago
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

No I would much rather snack on the juicy meat.

Who is your favourite Sesame Street character?

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#160 | Back to Top03-05-2010 12:06:08 AM

KissFromARose
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

crack pipe monster.

Are angels peeing on us when it rains?

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#161 | Back to Top03-05-2010 03:22:38 PM

Aya
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From: In a cold place
Registered: 12-18-2009
Posts: 228

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Not only peeing, but a little diarrhea gets in there with it, too.

Is the moon going to crush us in three days?

Yes, I did it because I was bored. So?

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#162 | Back to Top03-05-2010 04:32:14 PM

BioKraze
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From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Only if you're not the Chosen Boy.

Do you think cats go better with Tabasco sauce than dogs?

Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

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#163 | Back to Top03-05-2010 04:44:51 PM

KissFromARose
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

depends on which chinese restaurant you got the cat from!!

what is the ratio of IRG members to retarded people?

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#164 | Back to Top03-05-2010 04:58:59 PM

KillerxXxQueen
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Registered: 04-22-2009
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

32 to apricots

Do you have a light?

"Reason I know is only a drug and, as such, its effects are never permanent."
                                                         --Hope Mirrlees, Lud-in-the-Mist

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#165 | Back to Top03-05-2010 07:26:48 PM

Tamago
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

YES its dynamo powered.

Do you understand the question of life, universe and everything?

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#166 | Back to Top03-05-2010 10:56:50 PM

Epee_724
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

I think Brain but where are we going to get a existential philosiphor at this hour?

WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!

Whatever you find worthwhile in life, is worth fighting for!

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#167 | Back to Top03-06-2010 12:28:00 PM

Tamago
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because we were out of ham.

How on earth did someone with the name Hussein Obama get elected?

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#168 | Back to Top03-06-2010 10:03:31 PM

Epee_724
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because the name Leroy Jones was taken.

Am I leaking?

Whatever you find worthwhile in life, is worth fighting for!

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#169 | Back to Top03-06-2010 11:12:12 PM

KissFromARose
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

yes, plasmid bubbles.

If i have a cough does that mean i'm going to hell?

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#170 | Back to Top03-07-2010 12:21:18 AM

Mock Puppet
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

No, it means you have the T.B.

where did I leabe my keys?

“Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.”
-A. Nonymous-

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#171 | Back to Top03-07-2010 02:10:06 AM

Aya
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From: In a cold place
Registered: 12-18-2009
Posts: 228

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

I do believe the toddler and the cat ran off with them.

What's this junk in my trunk?

Yes, I did it because I was bored. So?

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#172 | Back to Top03-07-2010 12:56:49 PM

KissFromARose
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

stuff to get you drunk... off your love hump i would assume.

If all the planets align, will the earth come crashing down?

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#173 | Back to Top03-07-2010 01:02:30 PM

BioKraze
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Yes, but the only noticeable difference will be that the Greyhound from San Diego to Phoenix will run four days late.

Can you go from suck to blow in 2.4 seconds, but only if I ask real nicely?

Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

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#174 | Back to Top03-07-2010 02:27:01 PM

Aya
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

I can in 2.3 seconds, even if you're not nice about it.

Can kittens really cure all your sads?

Yes, I did it because I was bored. So?

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#175 | Back to Top03-07-2010 02:27:46 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
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Posts: 14280
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Only with certain brands of vacuum cleaners.

Why are you here?

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