This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
I don't get the reference, but ballons come from the island of Lost Toys when the Unibomber makes his yearly visits before taking his vacation.
What's with butt sex?
Last edited by PrinceoftheLostEternity (10-19-2009 11:15:25 PM)
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Its a fun way to cure constipation.
Are you careful with your tools?
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Only with oranges and a pound of C-4.
Is being drunk reasonable?
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Only on the day of the week that yields the most traffic tickets.
Do you know the color yellow?
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Only when you divide by pi.
Why is it so easy to hate Taylor Swift?
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Yes just run back and forth over and over.
Am I hawt?
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Poor spelling is so not hot.
Did you wash behind your ears?
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Where it's always been
Can love bloom on the battlefield?
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Only on the silver screen.
Why does it always have to be Journey?
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To eat, sleep, and [hopefully] get laid sometime before you physically cannot procreate.
Why do cumbersome morons have to make everything suck SO much?
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Because it's their job in life. Without suck, you would know no joy.
How come if you call prunes 'dried plums' people are more apt to eat it?
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Because "Purple Scrotum Fruit" was taken.
Why dont i have a hover board yet?
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Because you are on Santa's naughty list.
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how many hot lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb.
How many software experts does it take to change a light bulb?
Last edited by Mock Puppet (10-23-2009 05:59:03 PM)
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None. That's a hardware problem.
Why?
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Yes.
Is it in yet? wait...wut?
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Yes because he sucessfully kills them (maybe), whereas Nanami only makes them wet.
Can I have a dollar (or the equivalant if you're not american)?
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