This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
I make a fine Curry! None of the BOOMing sort.
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All right, you can fall over dramatically then if you like. Actually, here. Why don't you have a... seat?
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Hmm? Why should I sit? What is this trickery?
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Come now, I've got an unoccupied lap! Do you really think I'm so bad as to be plotting something?
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Careful! That unoccupied lap is liable to have some hard, poky bits.
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*Ponders*
A nude man asking me to sit in his lap? Eh- When in Rome!
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Ssh, Yasha, we don't need to make him too eager.
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Right . . .
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I firmly maintain that there is no such thing as too eager.
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True, true. Well then?
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*Sits, in a tight speedo of whitness taboot*
*Get it? A lap, DANCE!!!*
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Most excellent! I've got a pet sitting on me! Hehe, does this make me a pet-sitter as well as a pet, or is he the sitter because he's sitting on me?
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I have gazed at my navel and come up with the answer.
I'm the pet-sitter, because I'm watching the both of you.
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We're just her naughty pet slaves!
*Damn my typing*
Last edited by Sevelle (01-10-2007 10:21:20 PM)
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And that's fine with me.
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And me. Of course I can deal with having sex infront of people . . . It's like live porn! ahaha!
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Exactly! Yay, forum porn!
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Yay voyeurism! Although, I should probably start cooking my pasta if I'm ever going to eat... Sorry guys, have to duck out for a minute. You two go on ahead without me.
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*teeheehee*
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Oh dear, we're all alone now. Whatever shall we do?
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I haven't the foggiest!
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Well, are you comfortable?
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Why yes! Yes I am! Why do you ask?
*I'm playing the innocent!*
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I don't know, I thought that since I was poking you as you sat... but I'm glad you're comfy. Afterall... *poke* I'd hate to think... *poke* that I was making you... *poke* at all uncomfortable.
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