In the Rose Garden / [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

The_A_Man · Back to Top

Akio: Anyways, it's so good to see that Anthy finally has friends, even though she's the creepy Rose Bride with no soul of her own and sleeps with me, her brother, every Saturday.

Kanae: Did you say you sleep with you sister?

Akio: No, I said it's good Anthy has a friend.

Utena: Well I just think that if people look deeper, they'll see a good person inside of Anthy and be friends with her.

KillerxXxQueen · Back to Top

Akio: You'd be surprised at all the things you can find inside of Anthy.

Kanae: Wait, is that innuendo?

Akio: Don't be a whore, darling.

The_A_Man · Back to Top

Akio: Anyways Anthy, you should stay good friends with Utena, because it works in the advantage of my evil plans.

Anthy: Yes Big Brother.

Utena: Huh, did you just say something about evil plans?

Akio: No.

PrinceoftheLostEternity · Back to Top

Utena: Okay! I'm so naive that I'll believe you, and Anthy's guilt will continue to grow!

Riri-kins · Back to Top

Anthy: Well, see you later, bitch. I mean, Miss Kanae.

Kanae: I'm just going to smile and request that you call me sister while rage bubbles inside of me.

The_A_Man · Back to Top

Anthy: And I'm just going to smile creepily like this and say yes, even though I won't call you sister.

Riri-kins · Back to Top

*Scene Change*

Professor 1: Mister Mikage, you're such a genius that we want to give you an obscenely big paycheck.

Mikage: Tell you what. Just let me ask you to pull some strings for me a la The Godfather in the future instead. Maybe you can get a green-haired psychopath back into the school so I can manipulate the girl who loves him or something. I dunno, we'll see.

Professor 2: Uhh.. okay?

The_A_Man · Back to Top

*Outside*

Anthy: Utena-sama, thank you for not telling my brother that I'm the rose bride, even though he's End of the World and already knows.

Utena: *not really listening* It's nice to have a brother. I wish I had a brother.

PrinceoftheLostEternity · Back to Top

Anthy: Not this kindof brother!

Utena: Yeah, that kind of brother!

Anthy: Miss Utena, you boob...

The_A_Man · Back to Top

Utena: What about my boob?

Miki: *steps out of Nemuro memorial hall* Tenjou-san, Himemiya-san, what are you two doing here? Did you come here for the Mikage seminar too?

KillerxXxQueen · Back to Top

Utena: Wow! Your disbelief isn't hurting my self-esteem at all! I'm so dumb. emot-biggrin

Anthy: I don't do schoolwork cuz my bro's the chairman and I don't have to!

Miki: ...

PrinceoftheLostEternity · Back to Top

Utena: What're you talking about, Miki? You know that neither of us are smart enough for some seminar.

Miki: The Mikaga seminar is held by this really smart dude named Mikage. Yeah. They talk about...smart people stuff. Like how none of us will ever get laid unless me do it with our incestual sisters!

The_A_Man · Back to Top

Anthy: That reminds me of Saturday nights with my brother.

Utena: What do you do with you brother on Saturday nights?

Anthy: Lots of stuff you wouldn't understand.

Utena: I wish I had a brother.

Riri-kins · Back to Top

Miki: Well, I don't see how you've never heard of this place. Don't you know the story behind it?
Anthy/Utena: Uhhh....
Miki: Yeah, me neither. Stupid Ikuhara and his artsy-fartsy storytelling. All we know is that a hundred boys died here.

PrinceoftheLostEternity · Back to Top

Anthy: That's so morbid that I'm somehow slghtly intrigued. What about you, Miss Utena?

Utena: I am intrigued...Tell us more, Miki.

Miki: There was apparently a fire. It destroyed the entire building. And one hundred boys died.

The_A_Man · Back to Top

Utena: Didn't the have a smoke detector?

Miki: They did, but apparently they took the battery out of it because it would always go off when even they cooked something.

sharnii · Back to Top

*Kanae is in the elevator. It is going down.*

Kanae: I'm vaguely scared that I'm about to be abducted and murdered horribly.

Mysterious Voice: And why is that?

Kanae: Common sense...

Mysterious Voice: Let's proceed. Please angst. Starting now.

Kanae: Angst, angst, angst! *stares at photo of Akio, her and Anthy*
God, I hate that bitch.

Mysterious Voice: Do tell.

Kanae: I fucking hate fucking Anthy fucking kun.

Mysterious Voice: Really?

Kanae: *crumples photo-Anthy's face* ANGST!

Mysterious Voice: Say it again.

Kanae: *rips up Anthy's face into teen bits* ANGST!!!

Mysterious Voice: I'm afraid you have no choice but to be part of my evil experiment! Enter.

Kanae: Angst! Angst!

Mysterious Voice: Shut up and Enter!

The_A_Man · Back to Top

*Later*

Utena: I'm going to open up my locker because I feel I'll find something important in here. *sees challenge letter* Well look at that, the challengers have resorted to putting challenge letters in my locker now.

Riri-kins · Back to Top

Shadow Girls: TEETH!!

Utena: *sweatdrops* Let me offer the first of many obvious solutions because I take your plays too literally.

The_A_Man · Back to Top

*Later after climbing up all the steps*

Utena: *huffing* OK, when the hell is the elevator going to appear?

Anthy: Next season.

Utena: You mean I have to wait another fucking season until I don't need to climb up all those fucking steps. *finally notices Kanae* Huh, Kanae's a duelist now? When did that happen?

PrinceoftheLostEternity · Back to Top

Kanae: When I realized tha Anthy's a complete FREEEEEEAK!!! ANGSTANGSTANGST!!!!!

Utena: You might wanna chill out with that or you'll end up like Juri!

----------Across Campus------------

Juri: *picks her head up from readin the latest issue of Penthouse* My dyke senses are tingling.....

The_A_Man · Back to Top

Kanae: Anyways, I swear on the black rose that I will kill Anthy and let Mamiya become the new rose bride, even though Mamiya is just Anthy in disguise as we'll find out at the end of this arc.

Utena: Huh? Black rose? Mamiya? Did I miss something? And why do you want to kill Himemiya?

KillerxXxQueen · Back to Top

Kanae: Whoa. Whoa, whoa, calm down. I don't want to kill Himemiya, I just want to try to kill her. Big difference.

Utena: My head hurts. Attacking!

Kanae: Not knowing how to use a sword!

The_A_Man · Back to Top

Utena: This is too easy. *slices off black rose*

Kanae: AH! My eyes! Why do they sting so much? *falls to ground on top of body outline*

KillerxXxQueen · Back to Top

Utena: How convenient!

Anthy: Sigh...

#326 | Back to Top06-01-2009 04:43:06 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#327 | Back to Top06-01-2009 09:52:14 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#328 | Back to Top06-01-2009 09:54:20 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#329 | Back to Top06-02-2009 01:06:15 AM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#330 | Back to Top06-02-2009 02:48:04 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#331 | Back to Top06-02-2009 05:09:19 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#332 | Back to Top06-02-2009 05:21:19 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#333 | Back to Top06-02-2009 05:57:27 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#334 | Back to Top06-04-2009 12:34:45 AM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#335 | Back to Top06-04-2009 05:43:20 AM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#336 | Back to Top06-04-2009 02:17:03 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#337 | Back to Top06-04-2009 02:30:05 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#338 | Back to Top06-04-2009 03:33:15 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#339 | Back to Top06-04-2009 11:24:57 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#340 | Back to Top06-05-2009 02:32:36 AM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#341 | Back to Top06-05-2009 05:40:07 AM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#342 | Back to Top06-06-2009 01:54:39 AM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#343 | Back to Top06-06-2009 10:07:50 AM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#344 | Back to Top06-06-2009 04:43:28 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#345 | Back to Top06-06-2009 05:11:08 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#346 | Back to Top06-06-2009 11:18:26 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#347 | Back to Top06-06-2009 11:25:23 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#348 | Back to Top06-08-2009 06:27:28 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#349 | Back to Top06-08-2009 08:15:03 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

#350 | Back to Top06-08-2009 08:25:56 PM

Re: [RP] The Utena RP That Point Out The Obvious!

Board footer