Hahahahaha.  The last time I took this quiz they gave me something completely different--called me a romantic.  I was The Window Shopper.  I was confused because I didn't think that result made sense.  Just because I have online crushes and consider meeting them?  So what?  I don't believe in one true loves or love at first sight.  (Then or now).  This time!

Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)

Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.

There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions.

Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.

Your exact female opposite: The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master

You will find the right person. In the short term, he's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them. 

ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer (DGLD)
CONSIDER: The Playboy (RGSM), The Billy Goat (DBSD)

I think it's more accurate.  Except for the mercurial part.  And the charming part.  And the intense part.  I may be those things, but no one would ever think so.  Because I'm very, very quiet and dislike public scenes. 

I'm also a lot hornier now than I was then. ;-)  Just because I gave more positive sex-related answers.  Scoff.

Last edited by rhyaniwyn (08-09-2007 08:37:46 PM)

I think you picked male when you got that, dude.

So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest.

    Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.


Your exact female opposite:
The Sonnet-Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer 
   
Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.

    But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.

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How weird and cool it was that the quiz included a question about liking to live on a boat, because I've always wanted to own my own boat and travel the world with it. Naples, Italy being my home port of course:dance:

....hey, baby. I hear you like to inflict emotional pain. So... wanna get together sometime and see how much damage we can do?

At least you're the Bachelor. That's ALWAYS exciting!

I'm just The Boy Next Door, RGLD. Which, means I should avoid Deliberate Brutal Sex Master. Which means I should avoid having sex, or at least a night of fuck party with Akio

No.... me wantee sex with Akio!!

I am The Slow Dancer [Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)]. Man I'm boring.

Always avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM)

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Sonnet (DGLD)

My exact male opposite: The Hornivore - Random Brutal Sex Master

Still the man-child, but if I get girls like Yasha out of the deal I might learn to live with it.

And I prefer the term self-indulgent.

Yasha wrote:

I think you picked male when you got that, dude.

Yeah, I did.

The Nymph
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD)
Sly. Sensual. Guarded. Different somehow. You are The Nymph.

It appears like you're looking for a fling or a casual sexual relationship, but it's not that simple. You're a hungry but also very careful person, and this generates a certain amount of sexual tension within you and in your relationships. In other aspects of life, you get what you want. In relationships, that's not always the case.

It's possible you intimidate potential lovers. Most likely, though, you're a little closed off--therefore mysterious--and, naturally, people find that difficult to get with. Maybe it's just part of your selection process, though. You've been in enough relationships to know to expose yourself slowly.

When you do feel comfortable with someone, though, your torrid sexual appetite will make him very happy. Your cautious nature is also a big asset in a long-term relationship. It might take longer for love to establish itself, but when it does, it's all the stronger.

Your exact female opposite:
The Peach

Random Gentle Love Master
Always avoid: The False Messiah (DBLM)

Consider: The Playboy (RGSM)


This sounds about right.

EDIT:  Now that I look at it, no matter if I answered as a boy or a girl, I'm still a Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer.  The stuff about closing myself off and keeping distance is true, as well as being somewhat uncommitted to anything.  I think both the Billy Goat and the Nymph have some sort of inner conflicts that may contradict each other, resulting in mixed messages that may confuse potential lovers.  Though, I do get horny a lot and I'm pretty insatiable in bed.

Last edited by Alexandra (09-28-2007 07:46:19 PM)

I am the Wild Rose. That seems appropriate for this forum.

This was a surprisingly good quiz.

The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

Consider:

The Loverboy (RGLM)
Always Avoid:

The 5-Night Stand (DBSM) The False Messiah (DBLM) The Hornivore (RBSM) The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)

Sounds right.  I cannot even describe how picky I used to be.  Still am, but have a far less rigid expectations of what the other person is like.  Just don't be the asshole cuz that's my job.  kidding...kinda.

Last edited by spoon-san (09-23-2009 11:28:06 AM)

I'm a poolboy...

"Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You’re carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it’s not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You’re a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you’re not scoring enough—which you aren’t—you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will."

OK... That sounds interesting...