This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
That depends. Probably not.
Do you have a clubhouse?
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Certifiably and proud of it.
Do you see the purple people?
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No. (They're GREEN you nutcase)
Will you visit me and KxxxQ in the looney bin?
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No, I assume I'll also be an inmate.
Are you happy and you know it?
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Hell yeah!
Are you clapping your hands?
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No, silly. I'm typing with them.
If you're holding the Dragon's Tear and it's green...and you tell me that my brother is a shameless asshole of a man-slut, do you think it'd turn from green to yellow?
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No, not really. Mainly because you understand how the system worked, so I have to give you props for that.
(For the record, the Dragon's Tear would have changed to yellow.)
Do you think the adage "only enough blood to run one head at a time" is stereotypical?
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No, but I do have an efficient cell controller/regulator in place that allocates blood in a proper fashion to both heads. Thankfully, the head which does the cognisant thinking gets most, if not all, of it.
Does your cat accidentally the photo shops?
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So much that I have deemed her a preposterpunkin.
Do you understand "preposterpunkinism"?
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Completely.
Would you be willing to help me on my thesis about Quantum Fruity Pebbles?
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Absolutely. Of course, I require pay in cereal.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
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Yes, you think Aya is butt ugly but fun to be around. (Aya, I kid of course)
Spontanious Pop Tart Combustion is a myth?
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NOOO! NEVER!
I'll have you know, spontanious poptart combustion caused my aunt's house to burn down.
Will you be my valentine?
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Yes.... i don't think there could be anything wrong with a day called white chocolate day... but then again..
Are zombies REALLY a threat to our future?
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no, just to those who prefer to have brains...
Would it be okay to genetically engineer my own group of superheroes?
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Yes all things are possible through the healing power of Pokemon
Have you ever heard the phrase "Fairy Pants"?
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no.... but it sounds sparkly.. o.O
would you wear a dior cowbell if it really turned you into a cow?
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no, I don't like dior or being a cow. Maybe if someone else made it and it didn't make me a cow.
Would you turn your walls to canvases to have happy fun paint time?
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YES!!! (but i'd prefer liquid chalk boards for all my ideas and stuff.. but canvas... SO worth it)
Would you take the gift of eternal life on earth knowing that if someone cut you into 1,000,000 pieces you'd still be alive..... just in a million pieces and in a whole lot fo pain? (See bet none of you ever think about THAT!)
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