The_A_Man wrote:

Anthy was wearing out her welcome when Utena saw Anthy humping the cocktower in a psychotic frenzy due to AIDS contracted from borrowing Juri's skillet because lesbians are awesome.

I really think someone should put this in their signature.

Agreed.  Same with this:

Touga fapped off to kill kittens. because Nanami was huffing everyone's kittens.

That would make a great screencap cap for the SKUpidity thread.  You could also twist the words around for an interesting demotivational poster.