I would have a tea party with Anthy and Akio. 

I would ride Akio's car with someone (Akio, preferably 'cause he likes the speed ).

I would videotape all duels and make money off of them by selling them to fangirls around the campus.

I would join the fencing club.

edit: And the kendo club too!

Last edited by Maarika (08-04-2007 07:26:55 AM)

Tamago, your list seems a little backwards.

One thing's for sure, slapping Anthy would be a daily ritual for me.

Stormcrow wrote:

Tamago, your list seems a little backwards.

One thing's for sure, slapping Anthy would be a daily ritual for me.

Maybe, but slapping a passive aggressive witch who can slip you food that does god knows what to you as well as turn you into an animal is not the smartest thing to do.

I would covertly 'out' Juri, just to see what would be the result.

I would convince Tsuwabuki to take up martial arts, after all, any 10yo boy that could take on three 14-15yo boys and be the last one standing has got great potential as a martial artist.

I would match up the names of any of Anthy's 'pets' with missing persons to see if there is any correlation because I just know that Anthy has done that sort of thing before.

I would manipulate Kozue into attempting to seduce Anthy as a means of getting under Miki’s skin.

If she succeeds, oh the fanservice!

I would hide in a good spot where I can take incriminating photos of Akio getting it on with Touga and send said photos to the child welfare league and see if Akio can talk his way out of that situation or will he end up having to watch himself every time he drops the soap.

I would freak Wakaba out by shouting “Wakaba-sama” and glomp her and rub myself into her back to see how she likes it. *hehe*

I would totally make it seem like that Juri really likes me so Shiori would be compelled to seduce me in the hopes that this will make Juri jealous.

I would knock both Juri and Miki out, strip them naked and throw them in a dark basement together and see if the results are worthy of IFD status. *evil grin*

I would take photos of Touga taking it up the ‘Khyber’ and sending them to Saionji, god knows he would love to be able to hold it over Touga.

I would get myself into the same dorm as Utena and Anthy because boarding school dorm – dorm mother = get away with a lot of things, including parties if you wanted.

The Things I would do if I went to movie Utena's world...

I would totally take movie-Utena's place.

I would not angst over Touga.

When Anthy and I are on the bed and the zipper goes down, I would consider this a good thing!

In the scene where Akio was prancing around and he rolls over the car, I would be in another car, ready to run over the stupid punce.

When Anthy shows me the big hole in her chest, I would ask if I could put my hand through it.

If I get turned into a car, I would NOT start rusting the moment I get out of the carwash.

Hell, if I have to be a car, I wanna be the Batmobile from Batman Begins.

As much fun as lezzing out with Anthy would be, I would prefer not to do it at 100mph, I would wait until I get to a decent love motel.

Tamago wrote:

I would hide in a good spot where I can take incriminating photos of Akio getting it on with Touga and send said photos to the child welfare league and see if Akio can talk his way out of that situation or will he end up having to watch himself every time he drops the soap.

The age of consent in Japan is 13 years old under the Japanese national criminal law code. However, all municipalities and prefectures have their own particular laws such as Tokyo’s “Youth Protection Law” which prohibit adults from having sex with youths who are under 17 years old.

Touga is probably 17 by the time we see them screwing, so that's not the one you want to photograph Akio banging.

Gatecrash a Seitokai meeting.

Join the fencing team.

Perform a duet or three with Miki.

Refrain from slapping Anthy, no matter how much I want to.

Beat Utena at arm-wrestling.

I would seduce Shiori.

I would take up crossdressing.

I would walk up to Akio and yell, "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!" and then run for it.

I would join the fencing team and bother Juri by telling her to believe in miracles on a regular basis.

I would attack Ruka and fight him in front of the entire school.

I would get expelled for attacking Ruka.

Tamago wrote:

Would you be crossdressing at the time you seduced Shiori?

And by crossdressing, are we talking crossdressing like series Utena (still looks like a girl) or movie Utena? (could pass for a boy)

I wouldn't go as far as actually trying to look like a boy. I'd just want to wear the boys uniform, or rather, an alteration of it. I hate wearing skirts, since I can never seem to sit with both feet on the floor, or in any position that would be safe in a skirt. You can't climb in a skirt either, or even run. All of these things are reasons why I would probably make the same choice as Utena if I went to Ohtori.

dollface wrote:

Once Razara and Shiori get sick of me and go back to each other, I'll seduce Kozue. [And by seduce, of course I mean stand beside her. ]

Who says that we'll get sick of you? I say that the three of us should seduce Kozue together, (or rather, stand next to her, and maybe even say hello, but I don't think it will come to that,) and start a harem.

Edit: Typo. Yay for poor spelling.

Last edited by Razara (08-05-2007 07:18:15 PM)

I SERIOUSLY want to slam the brakes right after Akio says, "Let me show you the End of the World."
And, let's see... There really isn't anyone I'd seduce
I probably should watch Utena again or something to find my target. But, I know for now, I'd love to squeeze Chu-Chu and lick that toad that was trying to hump him.

Last edited by Hiraku (08-05-2007 11:23:15 PM)

Saionji, Touga, Akio, Juri, and Anthy need to watch the fuck out if I'm in Ohtori, because it'd just be surprise sex all over the place.

I'd build myself an escape route from Juri's room because I'll need a quick getaway after her 'surprise'.

I'd install myself in Akio's tower (bed) and usurp his harem. He'd think it was cute.

I'd steal Saionji's apron.

I'd steal Juri's nightgown.

I'd steal Akio's car keys, but not his car.

I'd steal Anthy's glasses.

I'd steal Touga's cat. That way he wouldn't be able to say he's got all the pussy.

I'd admire myself in the mirror wearing all of these things, and then give everything back (except the cat, it stays with me) to the wrong person.

I'd watch the carnage ensue when Juri finds out Saionji has her nightgown.

I'd ask Akio to finance a physics (psychological) experiment involving dropping 1000 bouncy balls from the top of his tower and measuring the results.

I'd stealthily tape the bottom of Nanami's skirt to the middle of her back and leave her like that.

I'd act like a floozie to Touga and then refuse to call him or speak to him until he went nuts trying to figure out why.