This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Bubble Wrap. POP!
Edible packaging peanuts: WHY? or where's the drinkable packaging beer?
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Moist Towellets. Dont have to clean them after powering through 3 lbs of spicy crab legs.
Mork or ALF?
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Pass the fork please...
Rainbow parties or lemon parties?
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Lemon Party. And only because it can't possibly be squickier than Tub Girl.
Science or Sorcery?
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Oh god, hard choice.... Science. Because it's demonstrable. I haven't yet seen sorcery I believe in.
Pretty lie or ugly truth?
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Ugly truth. It has a knack for literally saving lives.
Bah or Humbug?
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Satan, totally. He's more fun than plain old Santa. Plus there are people who worship Satan. I don't see anybody worshipping Santa. And if I did, I'd call the local nuthouse.
Here's a good one with a deeper meaning: Robot or Plant?
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Plant. They are less likely to become self aware and try to kill Sarah Connor.
Aliens or Predators? (Also I read Bio's post as Robert or Plant)
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Lederhosen. dey make me look sexy.
syntax or semantics.
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Semantics. Way more fun than stuffy-ass syntax.
(also, thread necro! Live, thread! LIIIIIIIIIIVE! )
What was the bigger tearjerker? Aerith's death in VII or Galuf's death in V?
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TV Tropes, by an astronomical unit.
Snakes or tarantulas?
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Snakes because they make better sounds. Do tarantulas make sounds? Plus, you look more heroic saving people from certain snakes than from tarantulas.
Red Rover or rug burn?
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Rug burn, because I can handle pain. Humiliation, not so much.
Crafting illusions or crafting poisons?
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Crafting illusions, because if I'm going to be an evil mastermind I can get a lot more accomplished by tricking people than by killing them. Some tarantulas can hiss with their ugly hairy legs, by the way!
Jack Sparrow or Jack Daniels?
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Jack Sparrow, because watching people is way more interesting than getting smashed.
Also, my good sir, do not speak ill of tarantulas in my presence. They're cute all of the time and totally gorgeous right after they've molted.
Okay, enough of my ranting.
Cookies or scones?
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Cookies tend to have more flavor, or maybe I've just never had a good scone.
I am not moved by your hissing tarantula, satyr, for I have the strength of 1000 snakes at my back.
Shampoo or conditioner?
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Shampoo, definitely. Using conditioner without shampoo doesn't really get hair clean, does it?
Minecraft or Dwarf Fortress?
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