A Day Without Me wrote:

And, Tamago, that last poptart is waaaay grosser than any of your previous - it'd be like putting salt in bubblegum (or maybe not... I've just heard that it tastes salty - I really can't vouch for that).

Well that was kinda the point, to create the most vile pop-tart that is still technically eatable as well as do it for the cheap laughs.


Now this Pop-Tart will clear out your colon faster than you can say "Where the %$^&%$* is the bathroom?"

ShatteredMirror wrote:

Day, it tastes like a mixture of salt water and raw egg whites.

Vindaloo Prune on the other hand, is just frightening rather than gross. I don't like bubblegum.

I don't think I wanna know how you know that somehow SM

The usual way, of course. Jeesh.

And I lied, I don't dislike bubblegum, it's just not my favorite.

But then I couldn't eat it... I'm allergic to penicillin.

Shame I'd miss out on that poptarty goodness. But maybe it would be worth the hives.

Nah.

allegoriest wrote:

...you guys almost make me feel bad for not especially liking poptarts and loveing Utena.

...In my defense, I'm just plain sick of them X__x

At least you've had them, and overdosed on them. That's something.

ShatteredMirror wrote:

It's okay hon, I like poptarts fine but they're not my favorite food. As long as you pretend to love them without eating them it's all good.

I was never allowed to have pop tarts when i was a kid, so it's kind of a novelty thing now, whenever I do get them. To be fair, I don't think I've had a poptart since at least septermber, which was the last time I worked days and ate in the cafeteria here that sells pop tarts.

Are these nuns by any chance the Sisters of the Order of the Cloistered Pastry? Because if they were it would make sense.

That's unthinkable. They should be expelled from the Order for such behavior.

It's keeping an industry afloat!

...it's not floating. It's standing. There's a difference.

*runs away*

Por amor de jesus de nazaret!!