sharnii wrote: Arki is so racist that the Hitler Youth asked him to start a new chapter. He said: "yes please, I need a meaning in life, and I sure as shit don't have one right now."

Arki wrote: I was so surprised when I saw you working there as a secretary.
In the full boss-fucking way, that is.

It's a good job if you can get it. My boss (y'know Hitler aka Akio with a mustache) offers a great package. As in a very BIG package. If you know what I mean.

Which you probably don't, since when Akio considered fucking you he found himself being sick into a toilet. And since there aren't any toilets at Ohtori Academy, you can imagine how sick you made him.

Miss Bluesky wrote: Sharnii is so dumb that she tried to divide by zero. And it worked.

Actually I think that shows just how genius-like I am.

Miss Bluesky's boobs are so massive that when she's on the dueling platform, and Anthy is pulling the sword out of Utena's delicious rack, nobody's looking at Anthy/Utena.

NRG is so boring that when he was sobbing out his evil deeds in the black rose elevator, Mikage fell asleep.

Stormcrow wrote: In passing, I'd like to point out that sharnii is so lazy that she has slept for the last 6 months and not noticed that it's almost the height of summer in Australia at the moment.

Well I wouldn't call what I've been doing "sleeping" exactly. Although it did involve a bed.

Stormcrow is so immature (not to mention short) that he makes Tsuwabuki look like a good catch.

Stormcrow wrote:
What, do you really think it's worth my time to come up with GOOD insults for you schmucks?

Arki wrote: You know, if this were your first post here, I wouldn't say anything. But after so many failed attempts at insulting, that excuse hardly works. emot-rolleyes

Stormcrow's brain is fried from crack. He's actually coming up with the very best insults he can. Poor guy. I wish for his sake that he could afford a better class of drugs (and women).

Arki knows what he's talking about above...but that doesn't take away from him being so horny that he jerks off while watching the Nanami cow. Very disturbing man.

Holy crap, guys. You come up with the worst comebacks I've ever seen. I was gone for like, 2 days, and I nearly left again....seriously.

Sharnii's the only one who can even try. TRY mind you. That still doesn't mean anything though, I mean, this is her we're talking about here. When she finally figured out how to stop shitting her pants last week, the whole tribe held a party for her. I mean, that's as big as an accomplishment as you can get for someone of her village.

Dearest Mayo-cunt:

   At the zoo? Yes, you did sweetie. I was tending to your family there. Seems they have a habit of getting aids at random...probably due to their high-inbred genetic strain. And the sadistic crack heads that get free head from you when you sleep at night. Or is your breath naturally that foul in the morning?

   Also, boomerangs are not dildos. Please stop trying to fuck them, as the vets are tired of pulling splinters out of your crusty snatch. 





Warmest regards,

Madam Cheezy

(OOC: I'm in a rush, so it's not my best...sorry. )

Last edited by Madam Cheezy (12-20-2008 01:58:30 AM)

oooooo fun....

Akio looks like freddie mercury

with the mustache...
oh wait i did that already

Touga fucked George bush in the face.

Stop being so patronizing, you cum-guzzling flea-ridden piece of fistula.

Riri, you're so slutty that even Touga wouldn't touch you!

(Sorry, I saw this thread and laughed. I just had to ressurrect it.)

Uhhhh, you're definitely going to have to go into more detail about this one, spoon-san.

Detail? This is the flames thread! I mean, sure as flames go, that was pretty weak, but why should it make sense? We're here to hate, isn't that obvious? Why join a web forum if you can't read? Maybe I should draw you a picture and post that? Something impressionistic perhaps, like you and some words. Man, how would I represent words without using them...

(whenever this thread gets necroed I feel the need to remind people that it IS the flames thread, I would never insult someone here without affection)

Yeah, well both of you...yeah, when Akio read you guys's posts, he decided he would NEVER have sex with you.  EVER.

Yeah, you got rejected by Akio.  Sure...you probably will live longer cuz lord knows what he could transmit with the people he's slept with, but geeze.

Fail.  As in fail more than Leeroy Jenkins fail.

And that's sad.

Oh yeah...well...well I heard you dressed like a whore while hitch-hiking and Akio came driving by in his Akio Car, alone, looked you in the eye, and kept on driving. 

Burn?

Yeah, well you couldn't find Waldo if he was in a North Korea Where's Waldo book where the only thing there, other than Waldo, would be drab grey buildings and miserable looking people.

The only reason that he passed me by was because he saw you naked earlier that evening, and promptly unloaded a full round of bullets into his groin.

Last edited by Katzenklavier (08-12-2009 04:51:59 PM)

Seriously, I've seen whores that suck less balls than this thread.

Well Arsenic, couldn't that be because you slept with all of them?

Actually, that's incorrect as both of your moms were at that time on 4chan uploading unspeakable things.  It was really something.