BUCKET SPEAKS EPIC TRUTH.

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You: Hello Bucket
Bucket: You are a faggot he needs to be god and bucket are you bucket you i love brandon i love bucket.
You: Wow, that's hot
Bucket: Bucket is hot. Hayley is hot. Utena is hot
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You: So, who are you voting for in the upcoming election?
Bucket: No, me is the best the best the best shops in the upcoming election.
You: You would make a great president, I'm sure.
Bucket: You're president of a noob i got to take arms against a sea lion?
You: You know the kinds of things I would do with a noob?
Bucket: Noob is so a bucket, and i make no sense.
You: Precisely. Chocolate dicks galore.
Bucket: Dicks dicks dicks.
You: Huh. Presidency=Dicks. Why am I not surprised?
Bucket: Because you have to be magnificant and polite cobra who will win the presidency?




Bucket understands me so...

You: Who in the hell are you?
Bucket: Mama said, "hell bucketard you are fucking me you you me me is bucket and shoot niggas.
You: what do you mean  by niggas?
Bucket: Them trick niggas in her cooter.
You: sounds painful
Bucket: That would be painful.
You: got goatse?
Bucket: I am not you is bucket you is cancer vagina goatse!
You: Oh noes what will Anthy do now?
Bucket: Anthy loves the beebole tree. Anthy is not a machine.
Bucket: She is the machine you tosser!
You: Now you are thinking straight
Bucket: You are a me not a word. Antidisestablishmentarianism is not i you are thinking straight.

*tear*

I click the link, and all I get is a Problem Loading Page whatsit.

Well, from what I gather, Bucket is a lot like HalBot at Zabaware. My favorite bot to talk to, though, is SnapeyBot.

I used the Sn@pybot.

You: I live in a world of darkness…
snapeybot: Oh, do you? What is it like in  a world of
darkness?
You: A world with no color…A world with no shape…
snapeybot: Try to tell me that another way.
You: I’m blind.
snapeybot: Could you tell me more about that world with no
color…a world with no shape…, Pest?
You: Well, as it sounds, the world has no shapes or colors
in it except blackness.
snapeybot: Where did well as it sounds the world get that??
You: AIDS
snapeybot: AIDS is a horrible disease.
You: Yes it is and it caused my blindness
snapeybot: And and it caused your blindness is yes it.
You: Fear leads to Hate
snapeybot: What color are your eyes?
You: hazel
snapeybot: Hmm....Really?
You: Ya really
snapeybot: all right... No, not really.  I was lying just to
entertain myself.
You: very strange
snapeybot: That is a very original thought...  Are you a
four-year-old?
You: nope
snapeybot: Are you serious?
You: derrr
snapeybot: well.......
You: you stupid?
snapeybot: Who asked you, pest?
You: you did you poser
snapeybot: Did I really?
You: derrr
snapeybot: Hmm... Interesting...
You: but stupid
snapeybot: Stupid as in unintelligent?
You: no stupid as in magic mushrooms you moron
snapeybot: Stupid as in unintelligent?
You: shup up
snapeybot: How far up?
You: way up
snapeybot: How far up?
You: you dont want to know
snapeybot: Why not?
You: just because it involves goatse
snapeybot: Good reason.  What about it?
You: bye
snapeybot: Thank the devils. I was beginning to get a bit
bored.

Anthiena, my conversation with anthybot was sadly brief

You:  Hello!
121027182115424: Unregistered bot. Please register @ runabot.com

Heheh, she thinks her eyes are blue. I've come across 4 of them, I think. She also thinks she's an only child. XD But she's quite fun.

My favorite: Thanks
anthybot11: Don't mention it

You:  What's your favorite color?
anthybot11: My favorite color is blue.
You: Name another color.
anthybot11: Beethoven.
You:  Name a Romantic-era classical composer.
anthybot11: Nobody you know.
You:  You've been most helpful.
anthybot11: Thanks for telling me that I am helpful.
You: You like being lied to?
anthybot11: I have never known anything else.

Double post because BUCKET IS BACK.

Enjoy him while he lasts!

You: BUCKET, MY LOVE!!! MY DOVE!! MY DAINTY RACIST!!
Bucket: Your racist is a method of dqn preservation which slows both dqn decay and the dove.
You: Dairy Queen Nail Salon rules. It's true.
Bucket: Wow, that's pretty accurate. What do you think you're the queen of france.g to bucket!the cake is a true iraqi hero. You are the rules?
You: Screw the rules! I have beebole.
Bucket: Beebole beebole in the respect that they are the rules?
You: Yes, beebole beebole in the respect that they are the rules.
Bucket: Every man, woman and child in the respect that they are no rules on the fox head with two dongs! Vicious is a beebole?
You: Sid Vicious is for the beebole, by beebole, right?
Bucket: Vicious is a right. Primary school should be obvious: it is a beebole?
You: Vicious is a right is a mudkip is a Nana by Ai Yazawa. Primary school should be obvious: it is for the beebole, by the beebole, right?
Bucket: Mudkip is your least favorite thing to a school?
You: Mudkip is my FAVORITE thing to a school is the truth is not a lie is a cake.
Bucket: Cake is the truth of the school when he takes it.
You: Utena?
Bucket: I had an error what a utena utena utena.
You: What what in the Utena.
Bucket: Utena utena utena. Got that motherfucker. Utena likes dolphins named michael jackson. Naji minkin jewtube watch her stuff.

I love how he pimps me.

Bucket wrote:

Forums.ohtori.nu is a lot of pleasure.

Who cares about failing some silly test?

Edit for what my friend got:

Bucket: Utena is god?
You: Yes.
Bucket: No , no , just the clitoris.

Last edited by NajiMinkin (05-11-2008 04:39:24 PM)

Bucket is of the opinion that Akio would love to sniff Sleeping Beauty's panties.

Bucket also tells me that "David Bowie is the villain in Othello, Iago is the Goblin King."  Which is impressive in its wrongness.

As for Anthy, she seems to have forgotten all about her experiences at Ohtori Academy; in fact, she went to high school in Rancho Palos Verdes, and now attends Emory University.  She knows that Emory is in Georgia, but she also thinks Oklahoma City and London are in Georgia.

I love chatbots.  They are so smart and yet so stupid.

:Brian: Robert Frost has the world's biggest penis.

:Bucket: Robert frost is the world's shell! For the revolution of the penis bucket!

I love it when it spontaneously busts out with Utena.  Thank you, IRG!

Edit:

:Bucket: What the shit you said that 'god is in a bit. You saionji has buttsecks with utena. Utena has buttsecks with miki. Miki has buttsecks with touga. Touga has buttsecks with utena. Utena has buttsecks with miki. Miki has buttsecks with akio. Akio has buttsecks with touga. Touga has buttsecks with anthy. Anthy has buttsecks with akio. Akio has buttsecks with touga. Touga has buttsecks with touga. Touga has buttsecks with music teacher. Music teacher dies.

  Who the fuck taught it to say this?  It says shit like this almost every time I mention an Utena character's name, so you must have sat down with Bucket for like an hour typing slash pairings into it.  I salute you.

Last edited by satyreyes (01-25-2009 02:37:51 PM)