RUNDOWN: IT'S DAY 2 AND ALL KINDS OF CRAZY CRAP HAS HAPPENED.

TENJOU_SAILORSATURN IS DOWN, AND SO IS SHATTEREDMIRROR AND MOROSEMOCHA. STORMCROW IS BACK IN THE GAME UNDER ANJITHEARTIST'S ROLE. BYAAAAAAH!!1

A bunch of preface stuff goes up here. I'm not a mod so I can't edit topics and even though satyreyes said that Gio or Yasha might be able to set things up so I can edit topics I neglected to PM to ask them about that and they're both AFK right now, so the best way to handle things at this moment is that I'm going to put the day name and the lynch/mafia killings in the first post (as well as the thread) for easy access. Also, IRG is probably the most open and tolerant and has the best sense of humour than any board I've ever been on, so please, please, don't be offended by the concept of my little game here. I'm probably a bigger dyke than you are, anyway. D: </run-on sentence>

TIME 2707CE. I'm telling you, if only we had known back then what we know now. We should'a listened to O'Reilly. Was exactly 700 years ago on this very day when the gays finally organized. They'd been talkin' about it for a while, with their gay agenda and whatnot. It was the lesbians first, of course, with the Dykes Taking Over, but slowly the men started joining in, and before you know it the gays actually had took over! After the Democrats got voted in office they practically handed the country over to them in a span of four years, and on top of all that their crazy God-hating scientists managed to solve the energy crisis AND invent ways to allow the gays to reproduce with one another while they were at it. It was all over for the self-respecting straight man. Plus, who were we to know if they couldn't do it better than us? It was pretty much Utopia for as long as it lasted. Of course until we found out that the chemicals used to splice the DNA would turn the kids into flesh-eating monsters several generations down the line. It was then some of us knew we gotta find a better way. We had to get back to the natural! We were dying off left and right in the hands of our own children! The oldest of us can still remember the horrors of those days, but to be honest we thought all that was in the past. You see, there had been natural breeding colonies before, but none as SUCCESSFUL as Ohtori. We've managed to to keep it together for nearly a hundred and fifty years, despite the horrifying wreck on the outside. We've always risen again, like the great phoenix we were named after. Today we suffer a new hardship. Some of our own youngsters, those of us who can't remember the dark days, see us as 'bigots' and 'homophobes,', and they've once again made contact with the queer dystopia that lies outside these walls. Time has come full circle, and it's once again time for us to struggle against the Pink Panthers.

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ALRIGHT. I need between nine and sixteen players. I have setups for all of these. I want to give those of you who played IRG Mafia 1 a little time to relax, so I'll stop accepting ins until 2PM EST Thursday when I will send out characters and the game will begin at 8PM EST Thursday. Those dates are up for debate, but I'm probably not willing to make it much sooner.

I will definitely have mafia and townies, and I might also have a cop, doctor, serial killer, or miller depending on the amount of players or what basically boils down to my mood. This will be done pretty much randomly.

Last edited by Hinotori (08-04-2007 11:22:40 PM)