This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)

#1 | Back to Top09-13-2008 09:23:18 PM

BlackRoseVixen
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Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear InuIbuki,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike you. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep Your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of cocaine abuse.

Go and drown yourself,

BRV

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (choose a random friend, someone who can take a joke).
I don't really know how to tell you this, __1__. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


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#2 | Back to Top09-13-2008 09:30:40 PM

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From: Singapore
Registered: 02-21-2007
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Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear (choose a random friend, someone who can take a joke).
I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a pervert. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your apartment and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your Honda sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,

-Hiraku-

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#3 | Back to Top09-13-2008 09:37:45 PM

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Delicious Duellist
From: Cloudcuckooland
Registered: 10-16-2006
Posts: 2507
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Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear allegoriest.
I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a loser. I think I realized it that night at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember to hate the Boston Celtics.
Disgusting regards,
-Mazoboom-

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#4 | Back to Top09-13-2008 09:39:50 PM

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Pumpkin Bride
From: Allegan, MI
Registered: 11-03-2006
Posts: 2098

Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

It makes no sense. emot-gonk

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Dear (random friend).
I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a pervert. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of a passionate interest for mice.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Chani


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#5 | Back to Top09-13-2008 09:48:58 PM

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From: USA, Arkansas
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Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Who cares?! emot-rofl I love these! etc-love


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#6 | Back to Top09-13-2008 10:03:16 PM

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From: Northern Michigan
Registered: 02-05-2007
Posts: 3972
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Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

AHAHA. emot-biggrin

Dear Brittany.
I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike you. I think I realized it that night At the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you sit on my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbor Martin as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break the incarnation as an Eskimo.
Go burn,
Erin

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#7 | Back to Top09-13-2008 10:10:34 PM

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From: Connecticut, USA
Registered: 10-16-2006
Posts: 2171
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Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear Whoever,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it When your dog ran amok Outside of Chicago and I saw you Sit on My father. I'm sure you're Mongolic enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your ring and Your contact book to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about The incarnation as an eskimo.

Go burn,
IBB


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#8 | Back to Top09-13-2008 10:14:01 PM

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Marionette Mistress
From: Wuzzy Happy Akio Town (What?)
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 4694

Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear (choose a random friend, someone who can take a joke).
I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike you. I think I realized it last year in your closet and I saw you sit on my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're man enough to understand Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the incarnation as an eskimo.
Go burn.
- Marianne

OWNED.

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#9 | Back to Top09-13-2008 10:29:43 PM

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Well hello, Clarice...
From: New Zealand
Registered: 10-16-2006
Posts: 3102
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Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dearest Darling,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it last year with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Clarice


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#10 | Back to Top09-13-2008 10:33:46 PM

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From: Tallahassee, Fl
Registered: 10-19-2006
Posts: 4632

Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear (choose a random friend, someone who can take a joke).
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it When I quoted Santa With Paris Hilton and I saw you Knock out The crazy monk. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Our matching snoopy-bibs to you, but I'll keep Your photo as a memory. You should also know that I Was interviewed by the Times about Our friendship.
Greetings to your freaky family,
drea

It makes noooooo sense. Also, the random tense switches hurt my anal retentiveness.


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#11 | Back to Top09-14-2008 04:01:40 AM

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Knight of Gates
From: 鳳学園
Registered: 05-20-2008
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Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear Student Council President,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike you. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in women's clothing and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I'm open. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about to ruin the second world war.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Ran Ken


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#12 | Back to Top09-14-2008 05:38:18 AM

hayama
Ruthless Deflorist
From: Fairfax, Virginia
Registered: 04-10-2008
Posts: 319

Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear friend,
I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I threw up with George Bush and his wife and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Go burn,
Hayama

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#13 | Back to Top09-14-2008 08:16:41 AM

Hinotori
The Notable Death Mantis
From: Soviet Ohiostan
Registered: 10-23-2006
Posts: 1335

Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear ffffffffffffff,
I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a loser. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your Darth Vader-poster to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of cocaine abuse.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Rose

This thread is just a clever ploy to find out which ones of us are naked, right?


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#14 | Back to Top09-14-2008 10:08:04 AM

Aine Silveria
Pumpkin Bride
From: Allegan, MI
Registered: 11-03-2006
Posts: 2098

Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Hinotori wrote:

This thread is just a clever ploy to find out which ones of us are naked, right?

I knew there was a reason I should have waited until morning to do mine... I wonder if it'd be more funny in the nude.


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#15 | Back to Top09-14-2008 05:39:19 PM

BlackRoseVixen
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From: USA, Arkansas
Registered: 12-24-2007
Posts: 1815
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Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Hinotori wrote:

This thread is just a clever ploy to find out which ones of us are naked, right?

... school-devil ...


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#16 | Back to Top09-18-2008 09:35:34 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8282

Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Memes like this are fun! Okay, here goes...

~~~*~~~*~~~

Dear Sain:
I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds in your apartment and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about the incarnation as an Eskimo.
With ease,
BioKraze


~~~*~~~*~~~

Okay, that was weird, even for me...


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#17 | Back to Top12-25-2008 06:08:18 PM

Notebook Darling
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From: The Netherlands
Registered: 12-21-2008
Posts: 372
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Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear Lisa,

I don't really know how to tell you this, your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your camping car and I saw you pull the clothes off the crazy monk. I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Always will remember Our friendship.

Go Burn
Laila.


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#18 | Back to Top12-26-2008 03:19:34 PM

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God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
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Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear Steph.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I have a bun in the oven. I think I realized it when I could detect a bakery smell from my kitchen and I saw you lusting after my sesame seed buns. I'm sure you're sober enough to understand that I'm not that kind of guy. I'm returning my love for baked goods back to you, but I'll keep this wax croissant as a memory. You should also know that I also got tasty pretzels.
Crustfully Yours,
-Tamago-

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#19 | Back to Top12-28-2008 08:34:56 PM

Riri-kins
World's End
From: Cloud Nine
Registered: 09-22-2008
Posts: 2354

Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear Danielle,
I don't really know how to tell you this, your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it last year in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're man enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the incarnation as an Eskimo.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Riri-kins


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#20 | Back to Top12-29-2008 04:09:59 PM

Iris
Queen of the Video Box
From: The whispers of twilight
Registered: 12-28-2006
Posts: 2124

Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear Kaelyndra.
I don't really know how to tell you this, our affair is over.
I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds in women's clothing and I saw you pour syrup on Donald Duck.
I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that there is no solution to this..
I'm returning your contact book to you, but I'll keep your neighbor martin as a memory.
You should also know that I never will forget the apartment building.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Iris


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#21 | Back to Top09-04-2009 02:40:07 PM

The_A_Man
Someday Shiner
From: Canada
Registered: 02-22-2009
Posts: 9107
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Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

This looks like fun.

Dear Utena,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm a pervert. I think I realized it that night in your camping car and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your Darth Vader poster to you, but I'll keep Your photo as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget senility.
Go burn,
A_Man

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#22 | Back to Top09-04-2009 03:41:38 PM

Agito
Eternal Eschatologist
Registered: 08-25-2009
Posts: 901
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Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear Friend,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike you. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds with George Bush and his wife and I saw you ingore the crazy monk. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember our friendship.
Greetings to your freaky family,
-Agito-

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#23 | Back to Top09-04-2009 06:32:45 PM

Mock Puppet
Azure Paleontologist
From: In a dark room.
Registered: 10-06-2007
Posts: 1207
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Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear Rosanne
I don't really know how to tell you this, the mafia wants you. I think I realized it last year at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I'm allergic to your hamster
. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about a new life as a clone.
Warm regards,
You Know Who


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#24 | Back to Top10-01-2009 02:33:03 PM

Himeohji Kagaya
Sunlit Gardener (Finale)
Registered: 07-01-2008
Posts: 197

Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear Movie Akio,
i don't know how to tell you this, but i dislike you.  i think i realized it that night outside of Chicago when i saw you ignore, insult, and pull the clothes off my avocado plant.  i'm sure you're man enough to understand that there is no solution to this.  i'm returning your ring, but i'll keep the oil stocks and your left ear as a memory.  you should also know that i get sick when i think about the Boston Celtics.
good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Kagaya

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#25 | Back to Top10-01-2009 02:58:24 PM

NajiMinkin
Hacker Ringleader
From: The Incredible Edible Egg
Registered: 06-23-2007
Posts: 2537

Re: Fun Ad-lib Game(C'mon, give it a try)

Dear God,
I don't really know how to tell you this... You're a loser. I think I realized it that night with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're senile and man enough (although certainly not cowardly, frosbitten, middle-class or high enough) to understand how boring you are, that we're cousins, that your honda sucks, and that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your mom and left ear as memories. You should also know that I am not going to tell you about a passionate interest for mice.
Greetings to your freaky family (including that unpatriotic hippie of a son you've got),
Rory


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