I also had Chinese food for dinner, so:

Two small jumps are often better than one great leap...in bed.  True, true.

You are quick in decision and action...in bed.  *SOB*  She promised not to tell anyoooooone!

Got a box of fortune cookies at Panda! Great fun! Here's today's fortunes...

You should be able to undertake and complete anything you desire...in bed.

Use your finest talents...in bed.

Hmmm...I'll have to remember the wisdom of these particular fortunes...

IN BED.

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Present yourself boldly... in bed.

Sorry, I can't stop myself

It's a bedroom fortune extravaganza! I've collected a whole bunch of new fortunes for you to gaze upon and snicker in amusement. Behold:

You're never a loser until you quit trying...in bed.

One must know that there is a path at the end of the road...in bed.

Impose not a burden on others which you cannot bear yourself...in bed.

You're transforming yourself into someone who is certain to succeed...in bed.

One should count each day a separate life...in bed.

Let us train our minds to desire what the situation demands...in bed.

The current year will bring you much happiness...in bed.

Work on ideas that are creative and can bring fine results...in bed.

Your future is bright...in bed.

Opportunity knocks on your door every day. Answer it...in bed.

You are a deep thinker with a knack for problem solving...in bed.

An important discussion will take place today...in bed.

My fellow forumgoers, let me know what you think of these wise words of wisdom...

IN BED.

Here's the latest batch from me...

Do not hide your feelings. Let others know where they stand...in bed.

A treasured friend will soon visit you...in bed.

Next summer, you will dance to a different beat...in bed.

People are waiting for cues from you...in bed.

Be prepared to recieved something special...in bed.

dollface wrote:

Try it, you may like it.

I don't even need to add the line at the end. That's the best fortune I've ever gotten.

I totally agree, dollface. That is without a doubt the best fortune ANYBODY could get. In bed, of course!

I got disenchanted with fortunes a long time ago when I received one that said, "You may have a green thumb."

Oh, come on! That's not even trying!  "You may... but if not, well I said 'may.' You may not, what do I know, I'm just a piece of paper?"  And even if it weren't such vacillating fortune, it couldn't be about a stupider thing.  I mean, "You may find eternal happiness" but maybe enjoying gardening is something altogether different.  After that I stopped paying attention, and one time I forgot about them so much that I actually ate the fortune with the cookie.

Seriously, "in bed" barely works with that fortune.

Two gems.

"An hour with one friend is better than an hour with ten strangers."

"Some like it hot.  Eat more Kung Pao."

NECRO FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!

A smile is a curve that can get a lot of things straight...in bed.

Keep true to the dreams of your youth...in bed.

Huhuhu...

I had some fortunes I was going to post way earlier, but I entrusted them to my mom and they got lost in her purse. Now they've been found, and we can all enjoy them today!

Good fortune lies ahead...in bed.

Star light, star bright. Your wish will come true tonight...in bed.

Now is a lucky time for you. Take a chance...in bed.

You will be traveling and coming into a fortune...in bed.

...I think the first three work better.

The real essence of work is concentrated energy... in bed.

It is easier to fight for principles that to live up to them... in bed.

And my favorite: Questions provide the key to unlocking our unlimited (!) potential... in bed.

I plan on getting some work-experience  ...in bed.