height

Unfortunately,

drank

and became

All right, I have arbitrarily decided that this thread needs a summing up at 40 pages. If no one gets to it, I'll do it. After that, I think we'd best close this one and start a new one, as it's going to be a big job to wade through forty pages of one word posts

I typed out the whole one word at a time story and this is the result:

Enjoy everyone!

The One Word At A Time Story!

Ice cream makes for a porn-filled evening if you dance with trolls while swinging on rapidly decaying ropes about an hour past after sunset.

My bountiful beloved bouncing toaster Breasticles like Ghastly’s pastry filling and crunchy lips suck delicately at his eyeball.

Meanwhile, Shattered was enjoying some delightful Pudding.

The moans echoed through the wet dungeon where Shattered was fucking KissingT.Kiryuu and morosemocha and they invited Gio to have pomegranate tea with biscuits that they had up ended on Gio’s pearly balls which sprouted petals that tipped off their delightful wings and Frosty thumped his head against a phallic
Snowman.

However Ninjas attacked, destroying several important balls which were licking Gio’s high-heels, so Chuck Norris decided against exposing the hairy truth, that helped him avoid unpleasant smells.

This holy angel of sexual satisfaction controls Gio’s most scandalous desires and tempts her voracious appetites for Gouda ducks.

After one too many burritos, everyone wept because Jesus puked large balls.

Soon extreme purple tomatoes oozed down the legs of Tamago’s love-slave because nobody remembered to suck bluebirds off using fifteen prostitutes for legal ownership stolen by Hugh Laurie.

Meanwhile, Akio was driving through the empty airport when naked women paedophiles tap-danced causing earthquakes and torpedoes with raging hormones running south.

Then Mr. Satan called Akio whispering silently to stroke his cock lovingly and drive through McDonald’s.
Suddenly Touga began shaving closer than Saionji towards Nanami’s bootay because Yasha missed sucking all the Ramune water off the slender tips of beef cutlets.

Some yaoi porn revolutionizes Saionji’s underpants making Anthy snicker mercilessly as Touga licked Saionji’s broad sweaty forehead.

The elephants squirted semen a sculpture of Gio’s masterpiece depicting Akio bent over his car backwards shaking Touga’s limp wrist holding cock that dripped glorious Akio hair lusciously curling from AWE-gasmic telephones ringing named Tamago answered “Hello?” while Hyacinth nibbled on toast.

Several fan-girls squee-ed as Juri flashed Shiori her violet heart shaped bra.

Suddenly, Mikage pulled out five glass dildoes which were covered in bubblewrap.

Yasha opened her eyes so she joined together with Akio in unholy sexual ecstasy.

Amazingly, Kanae knew about Akio’s lacy ribbion panties tied to Anthy’s left nipple.

This caused much hijinks involving wings and BBQ sauce and a cattle prod rushed into Tokiko’s lower regions painfully.

Meanwhile, Shiori snuck her some tantalizing brownies steaming sweltering and exquisitely layered to perfection.

Miki begged Mikage to carefully insert a chocolate covered spatula near his trembling soufflé sized donut hole.

Mitsuru yanked hard as Akio moaned because of his penchant for young gerbils covered in high-protein syrup and popcorn. 

Kozue fell up her slave child who wore Anthy’s tiara on his penis while stroking Mr Mongoose’s tail rather quietly.

Meanwhile in Juri’s bed, Keiko screamed as Akio called his Mom.

Once everyone heard Keiko’s orgasmic high-pitched Glockenspiel, something large grew from inside the cavernous depths under Wakaba’s desk and suddenly the beast sprung out of her shoe-locker. 

Reports are varied as whenever Miki actually sleeps with 'the Shadow Girls' chastely or Akio bangs Ruka mercilessly instead.

Shiori lifted tulips towards her WET friend ‘Slippy’ the gigantic sea-urchin.

Slippy thought it could squirt hot sea-water at Juri’s unfortunate locket but instead reached Miki’s chest.

A sheep was grazing atop an infested patch of buggy grass which caused much havoc amongst all the students currently reading:

‘How to Make Love’ by E. Jack Ulate. 

However, their inner starfish throbbed while they experimented with tentacles wiggling from the inside of their moist vaginas.

Horrible things began emerging when Keiko decided her dear friend Nanami could afford to try Wet chocolates.

Unfortunately, Wet chocolates tend to melt whenever they’re placed under moist towelettes so instead, Saionji carried them to a place where magic cannot touch mackerel flavoured pancakes.

Bagels, however produced made in Korea by giant midget pandas.

An explosion rendered Kanae orgasmic.

Eventually, Chu-Chu ate many bananas only as practice for contests against the hippies who were protesting against the dotcoms because the elephants were crushed by the repressive thrusting stock market.

Supermarkets have curious subliminal oranges with odd shaped grapes calling out for Mikage since he was their father.

Damn those unholy symbols eat everything around his special friend who believes that miracles do good things to fairy penguins from Uranus, where palm-trees sway seductively over the bungalow where odd lawn-gnomes gather in worship of the great chapstick king.

Chappy the Bunny ate acid cookies topped with nipple rings of happiness unimaginable.

Meanwhile, Shiori danced naked in Yop! (tripe flavoured) with an incredibly long mannequin resembling Mitsuru.

Suddenly, Yuuko began sewing small bunnies in order of height.

Unfortunately, Chu-chu drank blood and became a lawyer.

The End.

Damn it's a strange story!

BioKraze wrote:

You've got quite a lot of free time on your hands, I see...

Took me about 80 minutes actually.

I can't believe it! It's a masterpiece! It runs the gamut of human perception from the vicious to the sublime!

This is the only reflection of the human truth.

I don't know. I found it mediocre and hackish. Dickens said the exact same thing with better wording.

*wipes away a tear* It's a masterpiece. Positively epic.

A truly brilliant tale of terror, woe and sexual connotations. The author(s) must be proud.

Well, I know I liked MY contributions. I wonder how many of us got hosed (however way!) in this story?

We can only find out if we make it, but if it's half as good as the story, we'll have people run screaming from the theaters in no time!

Calliston wrote:

We can only find out if we make it, but if it's half as good as the story, we'll have people run screaming from the theaters in no time!

Or have inadvertently created one of the biggest cult hits of all time.

Your call.