This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)

#51 | Back to Top10-25-2008 03:32:05 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

Vesus wrote:

I won't, ever, call the Student Council the Gotei (and less Gotei XIII)

((( You rock for the mention of Bleach. )))


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#52 | Back to Top10-25-2008 05:56:03 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

I will not fall in love with either a) my best friend, b) my sibling or c) any male with long hair, as they are clearly evil.
I will furthermore not develop an allergy to rose petals, as I would probably die.
Asking Miki if he's 'started yet' and offering him some 'feminine hygeine tips' is also not a good idea.
If the urge overcomes me and I end up doing this, I will avoid any and all sets of stairs in the future. This combined with the avoidance of elevators will sadly limit me to single-story buildings.
I will not steal mikage's pop tarts. Not even the rasberry ones.


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#53 | Back to Top11-04-2008 02:05:47 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

I will not shout, "Meganekko moe girl!" whenever Anthy is around.

I will not put out a mouse trap for the anime version of Chu-Chu.

I will not call the health department to check on all of Anthy's pets.


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#54 | Back to Top11-04-2008 02:59:36 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

I will not water the roses, that's somebody else's job.
I will not use transparent hair dye.
I will not ask which fashion magazines Juri has posed for.
I will not hang around people who hang out in groups of three dressed identically. I believe in diversity.


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#55 | Back to Top11-04-2008 03:26:51 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

I will not give Tatsuya a wedgie, or a swirly. Same goes for Mitsuru.

I will not tell faceless nobodys with normal hair that they can be part of the main cast if they just slap Anthy a few times.


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#56 | Back to Top11-04-2008 06:38:22 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

I will not slap Anthy just because I and what seems to be the majority of people would find it highly amusing.


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#57 | Back to Top11-04-2008 07:36:57 PM

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Registered: 11-26-2006
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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

~ I will not talk to any member of the Seitokai. Ever. They have enough on their plates without dealing with my own issues as well.

~ I will only talk to Mikage if I absolutely can't get a hold of a real psychologist. Unless he is certified to dispense psychotropic medication.

~ I will not foreshadow. I will not divine.

~ The Fourth Wall is strictly off limits to anybody whose name starts with "B" and ends in "ioKraze".

~ I will not tell Kozue that she needs to be more aggressive if she wants to bag Miki.

~ I will not tell Anthy that she needs to be more aggressive if she wants to bag Utena.

~ Ditto the above for Mitsuru in regards to Nanami.

~ I will not tell ANYBODY that they need to be more aggressive if they want to bag anybody else.

~ I will not play the song "World Revolution" at any time whenever a member of the Himemiya family is around.

~ Ditto "Dancing Mad" and "One Winged Angel."

~ I will not try to convert Juri to any religion.

~ I will not refer to Akio, Touga and Saionji as the "Fab Three," unless I wish to become human sashimi.

~ I am not a Kashira, and insinuating that I am because I know what's going to happen in the end will only alienate me further. Plus I might become human yakitori.

~ Not allowed to drug Akio's cognac with GHB so Anthy can have some fun.

~ Ditto Utena's tea for the same reason.

~ Not allowed a teaching position at Ohtori Academy unless it's a HARMLESS elective.

~ Not allowed to start a GSA on campus. They don't need one at Ohtori.

~ Not allowed to ask Anthy if I can "touch the redneck" whenever Akio's around. (if this one is too offencive, I will remove it at request.)

~ I will not recite the Bene Gesserit "Litany Against Fear" if Akio is within earshot.

~ That goes double if he's in his Ends of the World outfit.


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#58 | Back to Top11-04-2008 09:28:28 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

~ I will not recite the Bene Gesserit "Litany Against Fear" if Akio is within earshot.

~ That goes double if he's in his Ends of the World outfit.

poptartpoptart for you!

I will not borrow my Scott Cunningham books to Anthy. I probably won't see them again.

I will not quote the Witch's Rede/Wiccan Rede/Neo Pagan texts to Anthy or Akio.

I will not play Aretha Franklyn in Ohtori. Nor will I attempt a karaoke to any of her songs.

If karaoke is done, I will not do the song Adia and dedicate it to Juri. Or Utena and Anthy.

Or Teenage Dirtbag by Weatus, dedicating it to Shiori and Juri.

I will not sing "Lillium" to Touga. Nanami will kick me out a window.

I will not try to recreate J A Seazer's songs with Miki. No matter how cool it would be for him to play his duel songs.

I will not quote "Erlking" to Akio; it may give him unfortunate ideas. I may instead quote it to Utena as a hint.

I will not ask Saionji how much hairspray it takes for him to curl his hair.

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#59 | Back to Top11-04-2008 10:19:08 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

I will not snatch Juri's locket and ask "Will it Blend?" right in front of her.

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#60 | Back to Top11-04-2008 11:39:53 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

Tamago wrote:

I will not snatch Juri's locket and ask "Will it Blend?" right in front of her.

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#61 | Back to Top11-05-2008 01:07:19 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

When confronted with the physical impossibilities of the Ohtori campus, I will not ask the chairman where his TARDIS is.  Nor will I ask him how many regenerations he has left.

I will not hide in the rose garden dressed as a Beast, nor will I threaten any students who touch the roses.

When invited to dinner at the Chairman's home, I will not ask his sister if she has a knife I can borrow.

I will refrain from expounding on the superiority of orchids.

I will not accept any jewelry given to me by anyone.  (But I'll gladly take the cash equivalent)

I can walk home, thanks.

I will not ask the Chairman how he keeps his floors so shiny all the time.  I probably don't want to know.

I will keep repeating to myself, "Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar," even though I won't believe it.

I will not steal locks of Saionji's hair and use them to cover the bald spots on my lawn.

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#62 | Back to Top11-05-2008 01:42:29 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

I will not make Juri a mixed tape that includes R.E.M.'s "Losing My Religion."
furthermore
I will not play R.E.M.'s  "It's the End of the World" within close proximity of Akio.


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#63 | Back to Top11-05-2008 05:17:38 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

I will not present Touga with a kitten with an attached card reading, "Because I know how much you love pussies."

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#64 | Back to Top11-05-2008 10:29:15 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

If I was to show an interest in one of the main female characters in the series, I will NOT attempt to set up an accident to save them from and if I did, I would not put that incriminating tidbit in my diary.


satyreyes wrote:

Tamago wrote:

I will not snatch Juri's locket and ask "Will it Blend?" right in front of her.

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#65 | Back to Top11-10-2008 05:41:14 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

I will not press the emergency stop button in the elevator.

I will not be anyone's fiancee.

I will not take piano class and be a young boy at the same time.

I will not dye my hair in unnatural colors.

I will not offer Nanami a kitten from the recent litter my cat had.

I will not notice one of the kittens looks like Chu-Chu.

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#66 | Back to Top11-10-2008 08:58:39 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

I won't try to summon old ones to the Academy (I think there is one there already, thought)

I won't use chronometers

I think I won't be doing genetic experiments in the campus.

I won't take pics of Akio (I'm sure there will be many otehrs in the forums that will do that school-devil )

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#67 | Back to Top11-10-2008 09:12:39 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

I will not ask Tsuwabuki if he is actually a halfling rogue with a +7 stealth modifier disguised as a 10-year-old.
I will not ask Nanami if she is a natural blonde.
I will not ask Akio why he's wearing a cowboy shirt.


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#68 | Back to Top11-10-2008 09:34:16 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

kodaly wrote:

When confronted with the physical impossibilities of the Ohtori campus, I will not ask the chairman where his TARDIS is.  Nor will I ask him how many regenerations he has left.

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Utena and Rose do have some stunning similarities.


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#69 | Back to Top11-11-2008 03:25:47 AM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

If Dios comes down from the sky to possess me and lead me to victory, I will not put on a big show by puking green slime and masturbating with a crucifix.

Or at least not excessively.


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#70 | Back to Top11-11-2008 06:10:20 AM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

-After defeating Black Rose duelists, I will not strip them naked or arrange their bodies in compromising positions while they're incapacitated.

-Miki and Kozue are not the Wonder Twins, and I will not ask them to activate their powers.

-Practical as they may seem, hedge clippers are not appropriate weapons for a duel.

-I will not refer to random objects as "The Million [noun]s of [adjective]."
--Exception: The Million Stairs of Exhaustion

-I will not ask Touga if he cries out for his daddy while he takes it up the ass from Akio.
--Correction: I will not ask him that while he's armed.

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#71 | Back to Top11-11-2008 11:55:44 AM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

"Nanami, have you ever considered being tested for rabies? We think it might explain your odd mood swings...."

"God, Juri, aren't fashion models just the biggest air heads EVAR? I mean they're so princessy and stupid and useless..."

"Touga when WAS your last STD test?"

"Saionji. I think I know what you need. Vast quantities of alcohol. It might help you calm down some."

"Akio, tell me the truth. Is there birth control in the water? There must be, right?"


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#72 | Back to Top11-14-2008 04:02:47 AM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

I will not try "rocket jumping" to that upside-down castle from the Duel Arena. It's of no use.

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#73 | Back to Top11-19-2008 11:43:09 AM

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Registered: 09-22-2008
Posts: 2354

Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

I will not ask Mikage, "Why does somebody even need to challenge Utena? Why don't you just kill the Rose Bride when she's alone and vulnerable?"

Akio's real name is not Nipple McNippleton the Third.


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#74 | Back to Top11-20-2008 06:50:02 PM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

-Anthy is not a Roomba. I will not try to recharge her.

-I will not rewire the planetarium projector, especially not to Rickroll someone.

-While Kanae is in a vegitative state, I will not put anything in her mouth that isn't food.

-I will not try to reach the castle from the arena with a grappling hook.

-I will not paint a gigantic "6" and a "9" on the sheets of Anthy and Utena's double bed.

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#75 | Back to Top11-21-2008 05:40:21 AM

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Re: Things I will not do at Ohtori

I will not use novel and short story titles as euphemisms.

Likewise, I will not use food items as euphemisms, particularly dessert items.

I will not mention Kelsey Numbers in front of Juri.

I will not talk exclusively in double entendres in front of Miki. I will save it for Akio.

I will not imply that Akio is just a fucked up version of Jesus.

I will not ask Kanae to say "Tenchi". Or call "Ryo-Ohki". Or sing "Lonely Moon".

I will not slap Utena hard and ask her what the hell she's doing even allowing Akio to approach her.

I will likewise not make snarky comments about dolls in front of Anthy.


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