4kids: Wait, incest?
                         Oh, crap.

Everyone: Great fucking job, 4kids. Now they're incestous lesbians. Way to go.

Utena: I am feeling increasingly disturbed by these random voices appearing from nowhere.
Old Anthy: You should be used to it by now. Let's face it, you talked to the Shadow Girls enough.
Utena:....why must you hurt my feelings.

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Makio: Oh, are we doing a musical now? Faaaaabulous.
Dead!Akio: I would like to make it known that I officially disown this version of myself.
Makio: Oh, you.
Dead!Akio: /resumes deadness

Old Anthy: /shrugs Have to say, I've seen far worse in my time.
Miki: B-but....they're..../blush
Utena: Are they doing what I think they're doing?
Miki: I....I think so.

Haruka & Michiru: Look, usually we pay for mp3s, okay? It was just this one time.
Miki: You're killing the music industry.
Haruka & Michiru: ....you look oddly like Ami-chan.
Ami: I resent that.

Sailor Moon Canon: /joins Utena canon in a corner. Both are consoled by Ikuhara, who seems to have developed immortality.
Ikuhara: There there.
Sailor Moon Canon: Goddamit, first there was the Chibimoon slash, now this.
Utena Canon: You're telling me, people keep pairing off Juri with Saionji.

~In the world of fanfiction.net~

Juri: I'm gay.
Saionji: I'm a rampant misogynist with commitment issues.
Juri: Let's make out.
Saionji: Somehow I am compelled to say yes.
Juri: My soul hurts.
Saionji:Mine too.
Shiori:....for some reason, I am suddenly aroused.

Shiori: Will it in some way damage your self-esteem, psychologically harm you or give me blackmail material?
Juri: If I say yes, will you still do it?
Shiori: Hang while I check whether this is movie or series canon, and I'll get back to you.

Utena Canon: Look, don't talk to me, okay? I think we've pretty much established I have no say it this.

Shiori: In that case, yes.

Haruka: They have no tact.
Michiru: I know. Sex is a smooth operation.

Haruka: Even in all my suaveness, I have to say DAYUM, SHE BURNED YOU SON!!

Juri: Yes so she can finally quit bitching about me.
Old Anthy: *Turns Juri into a guy*
Shiori: Juri, is that you?
Juri: Yea. How about riding my dick?
Shiori: YES!!! *Jumps on Juri* FINALLY, MY DREAM COME TRUE!!!

Haruka: We like it too, y'know.

Michiru: *Cooly* The riding. It completely satisfies us.

Haruka: We've got a little magic of our own.

Haruka: Can't tell you. You might try to duel me for it. *Snickering*

Haruka: *Stances in fighting position, smiling handsomely* Bring it on...