He then threatened to stab them with a pencil STUB if they continued to misbehave.

(EPIC FOLLOW-UP IBB )

Thus, many people found themselves on the SLAB as a result.

And all that incessant yammering turned everyone's brains into a giant BLOB.

The only way to destroy the creature is with a giant ka-BOOM!

Later that day, a sleazebag leaned into her ear and asked, "Fancy a ROOT?"

So repulse she was that she ran off and chased a horse that was going out on a TROT.

"I like to IRON my undies in high places."

Little known fact: Hitler's dog's name? CORN

A true wizard is able to control energies in whatever FORM he chooses.

Jack hit the golf ball hard without shouting "FORE", thereby knocking this poor sucker out.

Then the POPE came in and blessed him with the power of his papillon style bikini.

Seing the Pope wearing that not only burnt this POOR girl's eyes but the rest of hetr clothing as well.

Turned out the beer was SOUR though.