This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)

#76 | Back to Top10-19-2009 10:23:09 PM

PrinceoftheLostEternity
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

I don't get the reference, but ballons come from the island of Lost Toys when the Unibomber makes his yearly visits before taking his vacation.

What's with butt sex?

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#77 | Back to Top10-20-2009 02:15:31 AM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Its a fun way to cure constipation.

Are you careful with your tools?

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#78 | Back to Top10-20-2009 02:32:19 AM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Only with oranges and a pound of C-4.

Is being drunk reasonable?


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#79 | Back to Top10-20-2009 02:37:45 AM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Of cause, it helps ugly people to get laid.

Have you ever tried this at home?

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#80 | Back to Top10-20-2009 02:47:38 AM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Only on the day of the week that yields the most traffic tickets.

Do you know the color yellow?


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#81 | Back to Top10-20-2009 03:01:21 AM

Tamago
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Yes but then I caught her messing around with Blue.

Do you know what to do when aliens come?

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#82 | Back to Top10-20-2009 02:33:59 PM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Only when you divide by pi.

Why is it so easy to hate Taylor Swift?


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#83 | Back to Top10-20-2009 03:22:34 PM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Cos he stole your undies.

Can you dance like a dickhead?

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#84 | Back to Top10-21-2009 01:23:43 AM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Yes just run back and forth over and over.

Am I hawt?


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#85 | Back to Top10-21-2009 04:43:50 AM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Poor spelling is so not hot.

Did you wash behind your ears?


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#86 | Back to Top10-21-2009 02:41:57 PM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

NO, I keep my ears on my head/

Where's the bathroom?

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#87 | Back to Top10-21-2009 03:09:49 PM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Where it's always been

Can love bloom on the battlefield?


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#88 | Back to Top10-22-2009 06:24:01 PM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Only on the silver screen.

Why does it always have to be Journey?


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#89 | Back to Top10-22-2009 06:34:03 PM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because it can't be Lazy.

What's the meaning of life?

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#90 | Back to Top10-22-2009 06:51:40 PM

spoon-san
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

To eat, sleep, and [hopefully] get laid sometime before you physically cannot procreate.

Why do cumbersome morons have to make everything suck SO much?

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#91 | Back to Top10-22-2009 10:11:54 PM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because it's their job in life. Without suck, you would know no joy. school-eng101

How come if you call prunes 'dried plums' people are more apt to eat it?


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#92 | Back to Top10-23-2009 12:17:42 AM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because "Purple Scrotum Fruit" was taken.

Why dont i have a hover board yet?


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#93 | Back to Top10-23-2009 04:42:51 AM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because you are on Santa's naughty list.


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#94 | Back to Top10-23-2009 02:22:29 PM

Himeohji Kagaya
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

how many hot lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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#95 | Back to Top10-23-2009 05:57:04 PM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb.

How many software experts does it take to change a light bulb?

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#96 | Back to Top10-23-2009 07:32:52 PM

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

None. That's a hardware problem.

Why?


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Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

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#97 | Back to Top10-23-2009 08:24:57 PM

Epee_724
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Yes.

Is it in yet? wait...wut?emot-confused


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#98 | Back to Top10-23-2009 09:05:36 PM

The_A_Man
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Come on, it's not that small.

Where's my cat?

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#99 | Back to Top10-23-2009 09:24:01 PM

Tamago
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Ask Schrodinger, not that he could decide if its here or there.

Is Schrodinger more of an enemy to cats than Nanami?

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#100 | Back to Top10-24-2009 10:50:18 AM

Epee_724
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Yes because he sucessfully kills them (maybe), whereas Nanami only makes them wet.

Can I have a dollar (or the equivalant if you're not american)?


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