This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
#701 | Back to Top05-07-2009 08:16:18 AM
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Garfield: You can call me whatever you like if there's food in it for me.
Anthy: Sorry, Utena's eaten everything...again.
Utena: ...I was hungry...and you weren't putting out. What else was I supposed to do. I was so bored. *sulks*
Jon: Oh wow! Is that...is that...
*he points at Old Young Anthy & Old Utena going at it hard*
Jon *pumps fist in air*: LESBIANS!
*Nanami staggers up from the floor.*
Nanami: I feel kinda funny...
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#702 | Back to Top05-07-2009 09:35:06 AM
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Young Old Anthy: I feel so young again. No, Old Utena, if only you can be young again.
Old Utena: Can you make me young again?
Young Old Anthy: I would need more blood from virgins.
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#703 | Back to Top05-07-2009 10:01:15 AM
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Narrator: Blood. Virgins. Two themes that reoccur constantly in literature, the meaning of which is very clear, which is why dear readers...
*drones on boringly*
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#706 | Back to Top05-07-2009 06:50:35 PM
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Utena: Oh shit, it's Akio!
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#708 | Back to Top05-07-2009 06:56:55 PM
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Utena: You pushed him out of that window, remember that?
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#709 | Back to Top05-07-2009 06:58:58 PM
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Movie Anthy: How could I have pushed him? I was lying on the ground half dead after he stabbed me.
Movie Utena: *also shows up* I believe her because it gets me laid at night.
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#710 | Back to Top05-07-2009 07:01:55 PM
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Utena: Damn horndog. Just because you were half dead doesn't mean you didn't use your witchy powers to push him.
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#712 | Back to Top05-07-2009 07:13:44 PM
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Movie Anthy: Then you must not know the ramifications of sleeping with Akio.
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#714 | Back to Top05-07-2009 07:27:18 PM
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Anthy: Again, you don't know the ramifications of sleeping with Akio. You don't think of food if you're really being fucked by Akio.
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#716 | Back to Top05-07-2009 07:29:47 PM
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Anthy: No, he's just so bad at it.
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#718 | Back to Top05-08-2009 06:30:44 PM
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Utena: "I really could go for a pizza." *Thinks about ordering the pizza known as Lucifer's Sausage* 
Movie Utena: "Me too!" *Is also thinking about ordering pizza but would rather have the Indian Seafood Special* 
Narrator: "Clearly we have here is the 2 different versions of Utena who both choose pizza topping based on Freudian concepts."
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#720 | Back to Top05-12-2009 09:22:09 PM
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Utena: *Drooling* I am SOOO lucky.
Movie Utena: Hey, one of them is mine, damnit.
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#722 | Back to Top05-18-2009 06:51:38 AM
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*The pizza scene is blurred out strategically and rated X. It involves three delivery boys in their underwear and Anthy/s pulling sword/s out of Utena/s. You can buy it for $19.95 at your local porn store.*
--BIZARREO SCENE CHANGE--
Nanami: I don't know how I got back to the cafeteria, but check it out. I've got horns and I'm really hungry. What does this mean?
Shadow Girl 1: A pointless comedy episode! Yay!
Shadow Girl 2: It means we ran out of ways for Young and Old and re-young Anthy and Utena to do the dirty. Oh sorry, is that too obviously put for a shadow play?
Shadow Girl 3: Yeah. You're meant to babble incoherently in a way that can loosely be seen as creepy symbolism.
Shadow Girl 1: I used to have a pony. But it got cholera and died in my grandmother's swimming pool.
Shadow Girl 2: ...
Shadow Girl 3: ...
Nanami: ...I really hate this school. Where the fuck is Big Brother? I simply cannot have an inappropriate scene without Big Brother!
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#725 | Back to Top05-26-2009 07:06:27 AM
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Shadow Girl 1: That doesn't seem likely.
Shadow Girl 2 *mysterious voice*: Oh look it's Touga and Nanami. This reminds me of that story about how a cow can never lay an egg because if it does that would be wrong and illegal and against society's taboos.
Shadow Girl 3: Huh?
Shadow Girl 2: I think they like each other. In more than an appropriate way.
Shadow Girl 3: Ohhhhh.
Shadow Girl 1: Watch them! Watch them closely! Perhaps we shall see something...illicit...
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