Why don't people who suffer from Homophobia run away or scream when they see gay people the same way people with other phobias do when they see the object of their fear?

If they invent an acid that disolves everything, how will they store it?

Is the key to successful safe sex, knowing the right combination?

If you can fight for peace, does that mean you can fuck for virginity?

You really did have me excited thinking we were gonna dive into more Douglas Adams stuff

Anyway...

If bank doors are unlocked, why are the pens chained to the desk?

Why is there no correct answer to the question, "Do I look fat?"

Why do people keep saying that "It's the thought that counts" when clearly there was very little thought put into the present at all?

Disneyland is a peopletrap operated by a mouse.

Tamago wrote:

Why don't people who suffer from Homophobia run away or scream when they see gay people the same way people with other phobias do when they see the object of their fear?

Acctually, the same could be said of Xenophobia. Both are more hate than fear.

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Uhhmm...All I can think of is why there is an S in 'lisp'

Is it possible to be totally partial?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Why do they report power outages on TV?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Imaginary Bad Bug wrote:

Mythbusters did that one!   I forget what the conclusions were, though...

Talking didn't do a thing, though music sure did! They played music for some of the pea plants. It has been conclusively proven that the "Mozart Effect" has generously positive results on plants. It doesn't matter what you play for them, so long as it's music.

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the other swimmers drown, too?

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? (Don't hate on me, I'm not mocking people here!)

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? (I think that should belong in IFD...)

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Why do we never see the headline, "Psychic wins lottery"?

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

If Americans call Australia "Down Under," do Australians call America "Up Over?" (Sorry, Tamago!)

Is "buffet" French for "get it yourself?"

Going off on a tangent, but still well within topic, are these wise words of wisdom:

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usuallty be sedated wiitha a few pieces of chocolate cake.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

Life's partner in crime, death, has always been a fast worker. But some people go out of their way to find death before death finds them.