Anthy-made pound cake? Hmm.... definitely sounds dangerous, but I'm curious as well. *takes a sample of dangerlicious cake*

I think I flirt with guys I don't want a lot, but it's not on purpose. They hit on me, we talk. I smile a lot, even if I don't like them.

Internet flirting tends to come off as foreplay to cybersex to me. I dunno why.

Real life flirting, I think, is about eye contact or the lack thereof. If you want someone, just look at them and smile a little. Don't spend too much time on doing it, though. The idea is to do this when you know they're looking at you or in your general direction. If they think you're doing this for a long time, it'll look creepy and stalkerish.

I would avoid any overly dramatic body movements, like waving or turning your whole body toward them.

The whole point is to get their attention and show interest without looking like a total dork.

Now, if that actually works, let me know.

In person, I often flirt accidentally, and without realising it.  I'll say things that sound absolutely horrid, when it's the furthest thing in my mind.

So, I'll go with it, when in my mind I'm thinking "WHAT did I just imply???"

Iris wrote:

In person, I often flirt accidentally, and without realising it.  I'll say things that sound absolutely horrid, when it's the furthest thing in my mind.

So, I'll go with it, when in my mind I'm thinking "WHAT did I just imply???"

yeah, sounds like me. 2-years-later. Wait, was that flirting? All I could think of at the time was, well, we kinda have the same bodytype, but we don't look THAT alike, do we?

ShatteredMirror wrote:

Take if off, Prince.

Of course; only for you.

Me!

Jellineck wrote:

Hey Prince_of_Stars, you have a nice ass. I haven't the faintest inkling what it really looks like. But the image is down pretty well in my head - two buttery buttermilk buns. Mm-mm. Lather syrup on that and bend over my breakfast table.

I love it! You're too cute, Jelli.

Sorry to interupt, but I had to let Jellineck know that she's gotten me hot and bothered.

Hey dollface, if you'll be my Shiori, I'll let you polish my sword. Just be gentle, okay? It gets a lot of practice. I've been stabbing people in interesting places all day.

...Damn, I need to temporarily switch genders long enough for these jokes to really work.

Ah, if I'll let you. Such a gentleman. But you won't be one anymore by the time I'm done with you. It's time to turn your princehood into an Akiohood.

Oh baby.

Yes, but considering your avatar and princely aura, I thought gentleman would be a better fit. If that's presumptuous, milady, I can always address you in a more genteel fashion.

On that note, off to bed. Everyone will be in my dreams tonight. And considering my usual fare of dreams...I'm sorry.

SexingTouga24/7/365 wrote:

All right who is in?

Touga, bei~bi.

RoseFire wrote:

*melts*

I heard his voice say it in my head and....

*faints*

I'm in if you keep talking like that XD

*quickly slips arm around your waist and pulls you closer to me* Care to keep me company, bei~bi?

Don't worry, I know (and respect) that you're taken; and though I'm notorious for stealing the ladies of my choice, and I'm more of a rogue than a prince, I'm yours--if you say yes. *cups your chin while looking deep into your lovely eyes*

Seitokaichou wrote:

RoseFire wrote:

*melts*

I heard his voice say it in my head and....

*faints*

I'm in if you keep talking like that XD

*quickly slips arm around your waist and pulls you closer to me* Care to keep me company, bei~bi?

Don't worry, I know (and respect) that you're taken; and though I'm notorious for stealing the ladies of my choice, and I'm more of a rogue than a prince, I'm yours--if you say yes. *cups your chin while looking deep into your lovely eyes*

I'm only going to say two words...


You suck