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HOLY SHIT PEOPLE, IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH WE'RE GETTING AN UTENA EXHIBITION RIGHT NOW

THEY. ARE. MAKING. A. NEW. MUSICAL. NEXT. YEAR. START LOSING YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW

#76 | Back to Top05-03-2007 12:28:59 AM

Hiraku
Easter Elf #40
From: Singapore
Registered: 02-21-2007
Posts: 6340
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Re: Fun Translations

Everyone will always welcome you...........Nobody would even notice if you're sitting next to them

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#77 | Back to Top05-03-2007 02:39:28 AM

Trench Kamen
Eternal Eschatologist
From: Los Angeles, CA
Registered: 12-08-2006
Posts: 903
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Re: Fun Translations

"Sure, fine." ==== "You're such a fucking bastard."

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#78 | Back to Top05-03-2007 03:30:48 AM

MissMocha
Bettie Page Princess
From: Tallahassee, Fl
Registered: 10-19-2006
Posts: 4632

Re: Fun Translations

I'm okay with this = Don't do it in a million fucking years, or I'll kill you.

It won't hurt, baby = This is probably gonna hurt


The first time you looked at her curves you were hooked
And the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stay
And sunk in their teeth, bit your heart and released
Such a charge that you need another touch, another taste, another fix

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#79 | Back to Top05-03-2007 04:13:46 AM

Nilamarthiel
The Icon Icon
From: Northern Michigan
Registered: 02-05-2007
Posts: 3972
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Re: Fun Translations

Sweetie, I think I'm pregnant. ----- KA-CHING.

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#80 | Back to Top05-03-2007 04:18:04 AM

MissMocha
Bettie Page Princess
From: Tallahassee, Fl
Registered: 10-19-2006
Posts: 4632

Re: Fun Translations

Lady Nilamarthiel wrote:

Sweetie, I think I'm pregnant. ----- KA-CHING.

Only for some. emot-frown Those four words made me cry the two times I had to say them.

Last edited by morosemocha (05-05-2007 12:48:42 AM)


The first time you looked at her curves you were hooked
And the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stay
And sunk in their teeth, bit your heart and released
Such a charge that you need another touch, another taste, another fix

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#81 | Back to Top05-04-2007 11:37:38 PM

SexingTouga24/7/365
is on a BOAT!
Registered: 12-10-2006
Posts: 2267

Re: Fun Translations

oh cool i just kinda did a project on this topic emot-dance

oh thats interesting = a lot of different things for example, what the fuck is wrong with you and or i am not going to fucking bother. this is one of my favorite  phrases because its neutral and can be bad or good etc-wankgirl etc-wankdude etc-love

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"If all the world is a stage and all the people players"...then I demand a less shitty part or the ability to get off of the stage. Slowly my sanity slides, slipping, swirling, spiraling...Save Me I need Sleep...Shattering Soon. school-devil "RukaxTouga equals the Fourth of July" MY patriotic celebration...FUCK ME TOUGA AND RUKA NOW!! etc-wankgirl etc-wankdude

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#82 | Back to Top05-08-2007 03:14:33 PM

RainbowRoseQueen
Pained Growlithe
From: Where Do YOU Think?
Registered: 04-08-2007
Posts: 539

Re: Fun Translations

Damn. I've never seen someone so pretty..............OMFG THAT GIRL PUTS 'HO' BACK INTO 'WHORE'!!!!

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#83 | Back to Top07-17-2007 06:07:06 PM

alirias
Yaoi Pet Pet
Registered: 06-15-2007
Posts: 729
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Re: Fun Translations

This will only sting a little - Alright, grip something hard, this'll hurt like FUCK

That's nice - I really, really don't give a fuck

Hi, I'm {ali}! - I don't want to be here, I don't want to shake your goddamn sweaty deadfish hand, but I'll do it anyways for the sake of whoever forced me here.

Hey, I'm {ali}... - Ohgod FUCK ME NOW

Hey mom, when's dinner? - I really want to raid tonight, can we just eat leftovers?

Hi dad! - I didn't do it. I SWEAR.


"I do not need Rule 34 of The Simpsons and Scooby-Doo when I'm looking for good porn." -ShatteredMirror

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#84 | Back to Top07-17-2007 06:24:35 PM

ShatteredMirror
Yaoi Pet #1
From: Sacramento, CA
Registered: 10-22-2006
Posts: 8858

Re: Fun Translations

alirias wrote:

Hi dad! - I didn't do it. I SWEAR.

emot-rofl Ah, you...


Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source.

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#85 | Back to Top01-13-2008 04:04:26 AM

MissMocha
Bettie Page Princess
From: Tallahassee, Fl
Registered: 10-19-2006
Posts: 4632

Re: Fun Translations

I missed you = You fucking ruined my life, you bastard. Make it up to me. NOW.


The first time you looked at her curves you were hooked
And the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stay
And sunk in their teeth, bit your heart and released
Such a charge that you need another touch, another taste, another fix

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#86 | Back to Top01-13-2008 07:07:50 AM

Persephone
Memorial Hollerer
From: Edge of the Light
Registered: 01-31-2007
Posts: 687
Website

Re: Fun Translations

Girls:
I'm absolutely fine------------My life is draining down the toilet. OR Ask me questions
Who cares about me?------------- I expect a prompt "I care so much about you"
You're friends are a little strange--------Joe made a pass at me and Bill couldn't stop talking about different types of beer. Why weren't you there to protect me? Don't you care about me at all? Or am I some little game you play you think you can quit at any time, huh? I hate you so much right now, I wish you could understand all I do for you.

Guys:

Let's go have a beer!-----Let's go have a beer!
You guys are the shit------------My friends are cool
Damn, that girl is bangin'-------In my bed NOW!

Lol, I hate to pander to the stereotype but seriously, some guys I knew made this comparison


It's just time to be
sammy to the rasoodock.
And close up the business
of heart-related matters.

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#87 | Back to Top01-13-2008 10:10:47 AM

Arki
Dark Whisperer
From: Croatia
Registered: 10-28-2006
Posts: 1121

Re: Fun Translations

This is interesting. -----> I have nothing nice to say or comment about this, but I'm pretending that I do.

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#88 | Back to Top01-13-2008 01:43:40 PM

Raven Nightshade
Someday Shiner
From: Louisiana
Registered: 12-17-2006
Posts: 2916

Re: Fun Translations

Fine!... I'm right, now STFU!

Five minutes... about half an hour.

Nothing... I hate you.

I love you.... Sex now, plz? Kthx.

I'll turn down the lights... I don't have a paper bag to put over your face right now.

Can I borrow that shirt?... I look better in that shirt than you do.


Sometimes I wonder if I'm ever gonna make it home again.
It's so far and out of sight.
I really need someone to talk to and nobody else
Knows how to comfort me tonight.

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#89 | Back to Top01-13-2008 02:52:33 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
Website

Re: Fun Translations

It's super special awesome = I don't really care either way but I have to hide my indifference somehow.

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#90 | Back to Top01-13-2008 10:17:54 PM

Ragnarok
Caption Captor
From: Canada
Registered: 10-20-2006
Posts: 4472
Website

Re: Fun Translations

morosemocha wrote:

I missed you = You fucking ruined my life, you bastard. Make it up to me. NOW.

Oops. emot-frown


http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r9/RagnarokIII/spyschool.jpg

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#91 | Back to Top01-13-2008 10:24:06 PM

ShatteredMirror
Yaoi Pet #1
From: Sacramento, CA
Registered: 10-22-2006
Posts: 8858

Re: Fun Translations

It's not you, it's me. = It's you.


Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source.

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#92 | Back to Top01-13-2008 10:49:35 PM

OnionPrince
Covert Diarist
From: Nagoya
Registered: 10-28-2007
Posts: 876

Re: Fun Translations

"Do I look fat in this dress?" = We haven't had a fight in a while.

"Pizza's fine with me." = Cheap bastard.

"Oh, no, I will pay for myself." = I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch.

"I'm just not looking for a relationship right now." = I'm just not looking for a relationship with you.

"I don't know; what do you want to do?" = I can't believe that you have nothing planned.

"It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

"Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later.

"We need to talk." = I need to complain.

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

"I like you but..." = I don't like you.

"Let's just be friends." = There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine. However, I would occasionally like to use you as an emotional dumping ground and complain to you about the men I'm actually fucking.

emot-biggrin

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#93 | Back to Top01-14-2008 12:27:19 AM

Maarika
Someday Shiner
From: Estonia
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 2510
Website

Re: Fun Translations

Has anyone else noticed that a lot of those work in actual conversation? It's actually quite creepy to think what other people are leaving unsaid... In the end it all comes down to politeness.


The Saionji Support Squad:
Believing in True Friendship Since 2008.

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#94 | Back to Top01-14-2008 12:42:35 AM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
Website

Re: Fun Translations

Does this make my ass look fat? = I feel that it is time for you to be put in your place and the best way is by asking a question that that cannot be answered correctly thereby improving my sitch by putting you in the doghouse.

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#95 | Back to Top01-14-2008 12:46:46 AM

BlackRoseVixen
Snowdrop Lover
From: USA, Arkansas
Registered: 12-24-2007
Posts: 1815
Website

Re: Fun Translations

Gurl, I love what you've done with your hair!   =   I so fucking want to shave your head....school-chef


The Saionji Support Squad: Believing in True Friendship Since 2006.

Hat Mafia Member: The Vixen

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#96 | Back to Top01-14-2008 12:48:17 AM

ShatteredMirror
Yaoi Pet #1
From: Sacramento, CA
Registered: 10-22-2006
Posts: 8858

Re: Fun Translations

Maarika wrote:

Has anyone else noticed that a lot of those work in actual conversation? It's actually quite creepy to think what other people are leaving unsaid... In the end it all comes down to politeness.

It's frightening.

Another service one:

Have you been helped? = Oh shit, someone ignored you and I'm going to take the heat for it aren't I?


Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source.

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#97 | Back to Top01-14-2008 12:58:58 AM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
Website

Re: Fun Translations

*knocks on your door* "Have you accepted Christ into your life?" = I bet this shmuck is gonna end up as a charcoal brickette in hell, God I love being a christian.

Last edited by Tamago (01-14-2008 12:59:21 AM)

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#98 | Back to Top01-14-2008 01:26:12 AM

MissMocha
Bettie Page Princess
From: Tallahassee, Fl
Registered: 10-19-2006
Posts: 4632

Re: Fun Translations

ShatteredMirror wrote:

Maarika wrote:

Has anyone else noticed that a lot of those work in actual conversation? It's actually quite creepy to think what other people are leaving unsaid... In the end it all comes down to politeness.

It's frightening.

Another service one:

Have you been helped? = Oh shit, someone ignored you and I'm going to take the heat for it aren't I?

tru dat.

Requests are not guranteed, however we do try our best to accomodate them = We do not have a room with a view of Magic Kingdom, for we are 20 miles away. You may, however, have a lovely view of the dumpsters.


The first time you looked at her curves you were hooked
And the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stay
And sunk in their teeth, bit your heart and released
Such a charge that you need another touch, another taste, another fix

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#99 | Back to Top01-14-2008 01:56:11 AM

Almaser
Qualified Duellist
From: Brisbane
Registered: 10-16-2006
Posts: 727

Re: Fun Translations

Your meal is just coming up now  - - - oh shit oh shit better get the kitchen to start making it why am I getting in trouble for the stupid newbie?

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