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#726 | Back to Top08-26-2007 10:28:35 PM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter Five... is very much ALIVE!!

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#727 | Back to Top08-26-2007 10:45:36 PM

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生命是奇蹟,但是為什麼生活是痛苦的?

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#728 | Back to Top08-26-2007 10:52:04 PM

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#729 | Back to Top08-26-2007 10:57:02 PM

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THE END


30 pages has been reached! I know I've been spectacularly absent in these, but I will be adding them to the archive.... when I get around it. Someone have time to compile?


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#730 | Back to Top08-26-2007 11:07:06 PM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter Five... is very much ALIVE!!

I'll put them together this time. Be expecting a looong post from me on this thread by tomorrow morning.

Chapter Five
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Inside the cocktower, some fat asshole pinched Tsuwabuki's big fat ass chocolate bar because they were desperate pedos in heat. Nanami's Rose Groom played UNO with Akio, while Juri's sex slave, Kinomoto Sakura, rubbed two sticks together against a river hoping to make a warm campfire for the festival with shit-loads of sex faeries from Mars. Yasha and Razara witnessed a disturbing twisted smoldering wreckage of super sex caused by Vegemite that looked awesome coating Kanae's boobies. The Yaoi Pets vs. Yuri Pets annual sex marathon started with a bang with Anthy humping Tamago's left leg. "DOWN DAMN SPOT!" Tamago moaned as Nanami watched as Tsuwabuki masturbated in the heckling trio of girls who sexually attracted a breed of man-eating poptarts genetically engineered to enlarge Akio's breasts and shrink his powerful ego, which had grown to suffocate his libido. However, Akio dueled fiercely, using his other sword which he kept deep inside the recesses of his ass. The ass is made of millions of ass molecules, each of which are cleverly armored with sex toys and badger limbs. Most disturbing was Anthy gagging on magical tofu made from Saionji's distended rectum; it was tied to a free range chicken named Patty Poopiepants. Nanami gave birth to a pack of twelve eggs of starving weasels that sang 'Dixie' while they thoughtfully analyzed its lyrics looking for writing analysis. Miki belched uneventfully, mildly perturbed by Saionji's gender confusion about Miki's gender, he drugs Saionji causing the world shortage on angst and Froot Loops. Archambeau tickled Juri's fancy with her licorice whip and cat tongues, pissing off Shiori. Suddenly Yasha started clawing at the happy, happy, children who were consuming soylent green at Saionji's Bondage Boutique (his budding empire). Gayfully was the pipe played by Movie Akio, in his hot, trembling baarbeque pit. While he was playing "Pokemon Pearl" with ennui, wracked by soiled underwear that had risen from the zombies beer garden. The RoseBride Slapping Police were snorting Toberones with aluminum cojones and silicon compounds. Utena began whoring in borche as part of a sting operation, but she secretly enjoys humping ficus trees. Anthy's pants were filled with tapioca pudding and loose, watery stools (the chair kind) which threatened to hire Kenny G at five dollars per saxophone toot so as to drive Gio insane. According to plan A, the usage of certain phrases turned SleepDebtFairy inside Ouran's music room a hideous shade of Miki. Nevermind that Nanami knew all along that chickens can can-can, she wanted to molest the offending state of Ohio for no reason that made sense. Juri was doing the guidance counselor with an inflatable cow doll tied to her time-traveling portapotty, which smelled like hell. Tamago was high on painkillers and chocolate truffles made of chocolate-dipped truffle. Pigs may fly out of BioKraze's gaping sphincter if he so wishes on the rock of Gibraltar. Cthulhu and Akio had a child Akthulhio the second and three quarters, who ate unfulfilled lesbians with rose-hip ketchup prepared by yours truly, Iron Chef: SleepDebtFairy. A pint of baby oil mixed with sulfuric bubblegum made Nanami wheeled and waxed, leading Utena between her buttocks by a black Russian who sneezes fireworks and aids sodomy. The hunter hunted for Kozue's thong panties in Miki's pockets, a tiresome journey as it involved getting in Miki's molestable pants from which no man or woman had ever returned. Inside Akio's pimpmobile, hundreds of sweaty former lesbians cried for Touga who lost his secret wang of mighty justice in the wash with the pink Utena's pubic hair mixed in. Stormcrow winced as he rinsed honey into his bellybutton for his daily dose of gummified Akio. There was a loud shtupping noise coming from Chu-chu under the bed; aftermath of Saionji's immoral bedside habits, which included raping squirrels with a burning, peanut poptart and smoking kippers. Tamago jumped up from Kanae's bed when Kanae kicked the soda machine that carried crack for Akio's addiction to Pillsbury flavoured cocktail frankfurters. Akio's ass scarred onlookers for life because it was like little girls tatooed on his right cheek thanks to Keiko, the crack whore. A priest, a bit high from the 'holy' water staggered into the Ohtori whorehouse asking for Juri to bang him with a chili sauce bottle while singing Rammstein's Feuer Frei! Juri and Ruka's penises never lie, they just do not obey their owners and thus cause premature revolution to occur in Anthy's pink pencilbox during class. The guidance counselor smoked salmon regularly while pondering her sex life since Tsuwabuki appeared with a brick which he tossed in a salad to make synthetic semen for sexbot Shadow Girls to impregnate Shiori with silicone implants. Shiori gives birth to artificial Giovanna under a cherry poptart tree, with pink poptart blooms. Tamago danced with hip-shaking abandon to lay eggs with sausages and peanuts to feed hungry pokar bears. Surprise-subtexting koalas acted shyly when around Anthy and Gio as they rutted a whole lot, breaking coffee tables along the way, as Chu-Chu snuck away into Touga's pants! NRG and dlaire took off their socks and satin boxers revealing an army of white supremacist bullants running away in search of Poptarts. These were Nemuro poptarts, made from boy scouts with eggs and causes multiple orgasms until they cannot make Macaroons anymore. The duty roster listed Miki and Utena to mop up wet spots from after Akio walked under Gio's BBQ grill ruining Yasha's garden gnome minions with lasers in appropriate places to kill Akio cars. The Student Council was selling crack inside letters from End of the Pants aka movie Akio, meaning Empty Pants, because he was a girl scout stalker seeking to trade outfits. The White Witch of "Shrek 3.5" didn't care for Anthy's drinking problems. Under the well, Sadako and Akio phoned people, telling them to empty Anthy's bottles of Nanami Cow's milk up Utena's giant rubber duckie of Sin. Nietzche was sunbaking beef cookies to shove into Kanae's coffin, so her afterlife would reek of beefy coffiny goodness. Kanae and Batman got naked in the backseat of the Kozuemobile which is actually Akio's busted old subdural hematoma with new eyeshadow. The kitten that received an unpleasant enema from Ruka and his wife, who was released from shackles of virginity by Tsuwabuki's surprisingly hairy gonads. In light of gripping Akio's ponytail, C-ko glowed like a wax-bee on crack edge with waffles as she fingered sum fried chikkunz with panda sauce. "Nom nom nom," said the Mudkip the Longfellow viscously poured vaseline over the hotel lobby inside a vagina with eagerness unbecoming a God, namely the God of Strippers, leaned on a shovel covered in lace and feathers and swam over 600 miles per hour, to escape the road-runner. Harry Potter casted the One Ring to revolutionize Mrs. Ohtori's gefilte with sperm whale. Meanwhile, clockwork chickens enchanted by Freddie Mercury and Draco cooked some chicken in lime ginger and pickled dingleberrys for the sacrificial alter of the Knights Who Say Woohoo! The passing dragons passed wind as feathers fly out of colorful balloons suffocating the poor helpless smokers who just masturbated to Batman porn. A proud Juri slapped Anthy around the inner thighs with an iron pickled sausage, and made Anthy howl like a werewolf with unnatural "Playgirl" edition thrown into her homoerotic mincer winced painfully to the music. Next to Yuuko's X-Box, Keiko slapped KTK with a lawsuit for exposing her munchacha while sucking Touga's chess pieces and rubbing her pot-belly stove into Akio's breast. The emo students dug into mantle lined with thorns and hot lava as they searched through the core of Anthy's underwear basket for some Tasty Tummy Treats (tm) for budgies. Due to resignation of the entire strip club, Saionji was forced to take a piss in front of a coffin full of posies and talking to dead Chu-Chu by channeling to E-ko's harp. Sausages were cooking on Akio's pants from the heat of Miki's vagina, which was broken by Kozue with her massive shlong impregnating Miki with cheetah DNA which means their offspring might one day rule Nemuro Memorial coffins until president of the Galaxy, Yasha, pulled them off the throne so she could masturbate without any policeman realizing she prefers busty blondes to flaccid red-heads. Meanwhile, Arki explored Akio's insides with a pair of platinum pincers, finding a chewed-up piece of carrot left by anal retentive Touga. BioKraze's head exploded from too much sexual assumption about how goldfish sing Utena opening while sucking on licorice eatable coathangers. Keiko and Saionji had dined on a succulent roast armadillo while running their runaway project with Miki's soulsword and Kanae's scabbard. A cardcaptor by the name Rei summoned the Hachibushou for tea and crumpets because nothing good comes out of ill mannered gerbils with sore testicles. Nanami decides to experiment with Hades, the board game, Scrabble, the other game in which she proposed to NRG that she wanted fifty pounds of Akio's cock dipped in Salsa sauce to be delivered by snail mail. But when Shakira rode into town, on a silver gravy train, with Deathly Hallows made of fire ants and concrete, everyone started talking about the new invention of Akio's hydrogenic handkerchief which revolutionized everyone's sex time while traveling by a giant hamster driven mad from too much blow jobs by Anthy and Utena influenced by Ren'ai game developers high on crack. Meanwhile, little green pickled postman picked some house-elves to fix some leftover stew left over from leftovers with a leftover taste. Meanwhile, End of the Wings (Featherless) called up Touga to order wings for Juri's belated birthday party. Tamago yelped with many Duelists because he wanted a shiny pink nuclear powered vibrator to use while dueling for the power to sexualize the entire universe. Dios was playing with his hair when his wife, Muffy kicked him for leaving out their lives in a car. Smoking was prohibited inside of Utena's womb because of Akio's bad habits of lighting Touga's cigars with his red hot chili pepper coated penis puppet. Under the sycamore shrub, the snails distracted Chu-Chu from freeing nails by tossing them into Miki's secret porn collection. Eggplants fell into Nanami's handbag squishing the live Space Bees which had planned by Cabbage Patch to conquer Ragnarok's syntactical errors and curmudgeonly bludgeon the English Language. Little did they plot, because Akio had decided that vaseline will be applied to the tip of his youthful petals without any big mushrooms, to prevent poisoning from too much overdosing of terrible yak's cheese pudding. When Saionji realized he lost his marbles, he rode Touga backwards with Potter's broomstick while singing a Christmas carol, 'Mummie sucking Santa' in a beautiful Bar Mitzvah for Chu-Chu. Mozart and Beethoven played Seitokai music with a fork and Akio's xylophone between his legs. Nanami's penis erected skyscrapers with ease like a flower oozing silly-putty scent, which was frightening to wild beavers looking for treasure from Himalayas, deep in the sea of Kozue Juice (tm) because they wanted to enter Miki's erotic hedge maze. Some fangirl lost fifty Touga pronz thanks to Utena's alter ego: Sailor Poontang, who flashed the Anti-Pronz Squad into space of Akio's car. Pigs were flying from a maze rapidly as Utena flapped her wings and gargled spearmint candies with her vagina and pan fry some vegetables by counting Akio's snakeskin shoes in a bar near a Turkish bath. Asfalolh flew overhead on wings of wanton desire as tins of tuna pinned to her vector traces opened to reveal a treasure hunt. Very soon, a dragon roared prompting Utena to a bottomless lake of Nanami drama and cowbell melodies. Ladyboy Miki yawned fondling himself when, from the abyss, Shiori sprung out of the closet and into Kozue's floating spleen on display for sale in Victoria's Secret.


Now that I'm done, I have one favor to ask...
SOMEBODY PLEEEEASE COMPOSE AND WRITE THE LYRICS FOR THE SONG "MUMMIE SUCKING SANTA". MY GOD, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AFTER THAT emot-rofl
It'll be a special little IRG-Ohtori-exclusive-sexy-action Christmas Carol emot-wink

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#731 | Back to Top08-27-2007 04:51:02 AM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter Five... is very much ALIVE!!

I have compiled it into an eazy to read format and I have also fixed up a few puncuation errors so it flows a bit better in a couple of places.
I hope everyone will enjoy the sheer randomness of it.

Chapter Five

Inside the cocktower, some fat asshole pinched Tsuwabuki's big fat ass chocolate bar because they were desperate pedos in heat.

Nanami's Rose Groom played UNO with Akio, while Juri's sex slave, Kinomoto Sakura, rubbed two sticks together against a river hoping to make a warm campfire for the festival with shit-loads of sex faeries from Mars. 

Yasha and Razara witnessed a disturbingly twisted smoldering wreckage of super sex caused by Vegemite that looked awesome coating Kanae's boobies.

The Yaoi Pets vs. Yuri pets annual sex marathon started with a bang with Anthy humping Tamago's left leg. 

"DOWN DAMN SPOT!" Tamago moaned while Nanami watched as Tsuwabuki masturbated to the heckling trio of girls who sexually attracted a breed of man-eating poptarts, genetically engineered to enlarge Akio's breasts and shrink his powerful ego, which had grown to suffocate his libido.

However, Akio dueled fiercely, using his other sword which he kept deep inside the recesses of his ass.  The ass is made of millions of ass molecules, each of which are cleverly armored with sex toys and badger limbs.

Most disturbing was Anthy gagging on magical tofu made from Saionji's distended rectum; it was tied to a free range chicken named Patty Poopiepants. 

Nanami gave birth to a pack of twelve eggs of starving weasels that sang 'Dixie' while they thoughtfully analysed its lyrics looking for writing analysis.  Miki belched uneventfully, mildly perturbed by Saionji's gender confusion concerning Miki's gender, he drugs Saionji causing the world shortage on angst and Froot Loops.

Archambeau tickled Juri's fancy with her licorice whip and cat tongues, pissing off Shiori.   Suddenly, Yasha started clawing at the happy, happy children who were consuming soylent green at Saionji's Bondage Boutique (his budding empire).

Gayfully, Movie Akio played the pipe, in his hot, trembling barbeque pit, while he was playing "Pokemon Pearl" with ennui, wracked by soiled underwear that had risen from the zombie’s beer garden.  The RoseBride Slapping Police were snorting Toberones with aluminium cojones and silicon compounds.

Utena began whoring in borche as part of a sting operation, but she secretly enjoys humping ficus trees.

Anthy's pants were filled with tapioca pudding and loose, watery stools (the chair kind) which threatened to hire Kenny G at five dollars per saxophone toot so as to drive Gio insane.  According to plan A, the usage of certain phrases turned SleepDebtFairy who was inside Ouran's music room, a hideous shade of Miki.

Nevermind that Nanami knew all along that chickens can can-can, she wanted to molest the offending state of Ohio for no reason that made sense.

Juri was doing the guidance counselor with an inflatable cow doll tied to her time-travelling portapotty, which smelled like hell.

Tamago was high on painkillers and chocolate truffles made of chocolate-dipped truffles (hence the name).

Pigs may fly out of BioKraze's gaping sphinctor if he so wishes on the rock of Gibraltar.

Cthulhu and Akio had a child, named Akthulhio the second and three quarters, who ate unfulfilled lesbians with rose-hip ketchup prepared by yours truly, Iron Chef: SleepDebtFairy.

A pint of baby oil mixed with sulphuric bubblegum made Nanami wheeled and waxed, leading Utena between her buttocks by a black Russian who sneezed fireworks and aided sodomy.

The hunter hunted for Kozue's thong panties in Miki's pockets, a tiresome journey as it involved getting in Miki's molestable pants from which no man or woman had ever returned.

Inside Akio's pimpmobile, hundreds of sweaty former lesbians cried for Touga who lost his Sacred Wang of Mighty Justice in the wash with Utena's pink pubic hair mixed in.  Stormcrow winced as he rinsed honey into his bellybutton for his daily dose of gummified Akio.

There was a loud shtupping noise coming from Chu-chu under the bed; the aftermath of Saionji's immoral bedside habits, which included raping squirrels with a flaming  peanut poptart and smoking kippers.

Tamago jumped up from Kanae's bed (It isn't what it looks like, lots of people play strip tiddley winks under the bed sheets.) when Kanae kicked the soda machine that carried crack for Akio's addiction to Pillsbury flavoured cocktail frankfurters.

Akio's ass scarred onlookers for life because there was like, little girls tattooed on his right cheek thanks to Keiko, the crack whore.

A priest, a bit high from drinking 'holy' water, staggered into the Ohtori whorehouse asking for Juri to bang him with a chili sauce bottle while singing Rammstein's Feuer Frei!

Juri and Ruka's penises never lie, they just do not obey their owners and thus cause premature revolution to occur in Anthy's pink pencilbox during class.

The guidance counselor smoked salmon regularly while pondering her sex life since Tsuwabuki appeared with a brick which he tossed in a salad to make synthetic semen for sexbot Shadow Girls to impregnate Shiori with silicone implants.

Shiori gives birth to artificial Giovanna under a cherry poptart tree, with pink poptart blooms.  Tamago danced with hip-shaking abandon to lay eggs with sausages and peanuts to feed hungry polar bears.

Surprise-subtexting koalas acted shyly when around Anthy and Gio as they rutted a whole lot, breaking coffee tables along the way, as Chu-Chu snuck away into Touga's pants! Then…NRG and dlaire took off their socks and satin boxers revealing an army of white supremacist bull-ants running away in search of Poptarts.  These were Nemuro poptarts, made from boy scouts with eggs and they caused multiple orgasms until they cannot make Macaroons anymore.

The duty roster listed Miki and Utena to mop up wet spots from after Akio had walked under Gio's BBQ grill ruining Yasha's garden gnome minions with lasers in appropriate places to kill Akio cars.  The Student Council was selling crack inside letters from End Of the Pants aka movie Akio, meaning Empty Pants, because he was a girl scout stalker seeking to trade outfits.  (Logic: the empty pants movie Akio was a girl scout <--effeminate) (Logic: the empty pants movie Akio was stalker seeking a girl scout <---looks like a series Akio move)

The White Witch of "Shrek 3.5" didn't care for Anthy's drinking problems.  Under the well, Sadako and Akio phoned people, telling them to empty Anthy's bottles of Nanami-cow's milk into Utena's giant rubber duckie of Sin.

Nietzsche was sunbaking beef cookies to shove into Kanae's coffin , so her afterlife would reek of beefy coffiny goodness.  Kanae and Batman got naked in the backseat  of the Kozuemobile which is actually Akio's busted old subdural hematoma with new eyeshadow.

The kitten that earlier received an unpleasant enema from Ruka and his wife, was released from shackles of virginity by Tsuwabuki's surprisingly hairy gonads. 

In light of gripping Akio's ponytail, C-ko glowed like a wax-bee on crack edged with waffles as she fingered sum fried chikkunz with panda sauce.

"Nom nom nom," said the Mudkip as the Longfellow viscously poured vaseline over the hotel lobby inside a vagina with eagerness unbecoming a God, namely the God of Strippers as he leaned on a shovel covered in lace and feathers and swimmed over 600 miles per hour, to escape the road-runner. 

Harry Potter casted the One Ring to revolutionize Mrs. Ohtori's gefilte with sperm whale seasoning. 

Meanwhile, clockwork chickens enchanted by Freddie Mercury and Draco cooked some chicken in lime ginger and pickled dingleberrys for the sacrificial alter of the Knights Who Say Woohoo!  The passing dragons passed wind as feathers flew out of colorful balloons suffocating the poor helpless smokers who just masturbated to Batman porn. 

A proud Juri slapped Anthy around the inner thighs with an iron pickled sausage, and made Anthy howl like a werewolf with an unnatural "Playgirl" edition thrown into her homoerotic mincer as it winced painfully to the music.

Next to Yuuko's X-Box, Keiko slapped KTK with a lawsuit for exposing her munchacha while sucking Touga's chess pieces and rubbing her pot-belly stove into Akio's breast.

The emo students dug into mantle lined with thorns and hot lava as they searched through the core of Anthy's underwear basket for some Tasty Tummy Treats (TM) for budgies.

Due to resignation of the entire strip club, Saionji was forced to take a piss in front of a coffin full of posies and talking to dead Chu-Chu by channeling through E-ko's harp. 

Sausages were cooking on Akio's pants from the heat of Miki’s vagina, which was broken by Kozue with her massive shlong, impregnating Miki with cheetah DNA which means their offspring might one day rule  Nemuro Memorial coffins until the president of  the Galaxy, Yasha, pulled them off the throne so she could  masturbate without any policemen realizing she prefer busty blondes to flaccid red-heads. 

Meanwhile, Arki explored Akio's insides with a pair of platinum pincers, finding a chewed-up piece of carrot left by the anal retentive Touga.

BioKraze's head exploded from too much sexual assumption about how goldfish sing Utena opening song while sucking on licorice flavoured eatable coathangers.

Keiko and Saionji had dined on a succulent roast armadillo while running their runaway project with Miki's soulsword and Kanae's scabbard.

A cardcaptor by the name Rei summoned the Hachibushou (Hachibushou is the name for the eight major deities/demons in Buddhist and Hindu myth) for tea and crumpets because nothing good comes out of ill mannered gerbils with sore testicles.  Nanami decides to experiment with Hades, the board game while Scrabble, the other board game in which she proposed to NRG that she wanted fifty pounds of Akio's cock dipped in Salsa sauce to be delivered by snail mail.

But when Shakira rode into town on a silver gravy train, it was filled with Deathly Hallows made of fire ants and concrete.

Everyone started talking about the new invention of Akio's hydrogenic handkerchief which revolutionized everyone's sex time while travelling by a giant hamster driven mad from not enough blow jobsfrom Anthy and Utena influenced by Ren'ai game developers high on crack.

Meanwhile, little green pickled postmen picked some house-elves to fix some leftover stew left over from leftovers with a leftovery taste. 

Meanwhile, End Of The Wings (Featherless) called up Touga to order wings for Juri’s belated birthday party.  Tamago yelped with many Duelists because he wanted a shiny pink thermo-nuclear powered vibrator to use while dueling for the power to sexualize the entire universe.

Dios was playing with his hair when his wife, Muffy kicked him for leaving out their lives in a car.

Smoking was prohibited inside of Utena's womb because of Akio's bad habits of lighting Touga's cigars with his red hot chili pepper coated penis puppet.

Under the sycamore shrub, the snails distracted Chu-Chu from freeing nails by tossing them into Miki's secret porn collection.

Eggplants fell into Nanami's handbag squishing the live Space Bees which had planned by Cabbage Patch to conquer Ragnarok's syntactical errors and curmudgeonly bludgeon the English Language.

Little did they plot, because Akio had decided that Vaseline will be applied to the tip of his youthful petals without any big mushrooms, to prevent poisoning from too much overdosing of terrible yak cheese pudding.

When Saionji realized he lost his marbles, he rode Touga backwards with Potter's broomstick while singing a Christmas carol; ‘Mummie’s sucking Santa’ in a beautiful Bar Mitzvah party  for Chu-Chu.

Mozart and Beethoven played Seitokai music with a fork and Akio’s xylophone between his legs. 

Nanami's penis erected skyscrapers with ease like a flower oozing silly-putty scent, which was frighting to wild beavers looking for treasure from the Himalayas, deep in the sea of Kozue Juice (TM) because they wanted to enter Miki's erotic hedge maze.

Some fangirl lost fifty Touga pronz thanks to Utena's alter ego; Sailor Poontang who flashed the Anti-Pronz Squad into the space of Akio’s car.

Pigs were flying from a maze rapidly as Utena flapped her wings and gargled spearmint candies with her vagina and pan fried some vegetables by counting Akio's snakeskin shoes in a bar near a Turkish bath. 

Asfalolh flew overhead on wings of wanton desires as tins of tuna pinned to her vector traces opened to reveal a treasure hunt.  Very soon, a dragon roared prompting Utena to a bottomless lake of Nanami drama and cowbell melodies.

Ladyboy Miki yawned fondling himself when, from the abyss, Shiori sprung out of the closet and into Kozue's floating spleen on display for sale in Victoria's Secret.


THE END


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#732 | Back to Top08-27-2007 08:38:13 AM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
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Re: One Word Story: Chapter Five... is very much ALIVE!!

I hope everyone who reads this chapter will find their lives as enriched by it as mine was. emot-tongue


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#733 | Back to Top08-27-2007 08:51:53 AM

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From: Barcelona (Catalonia)
Registered: 10-23-2006
Posts: 2005

Re: One Word Story: Chapter Five... is very much ALIVE!!

We certainly do emot-biggrin
Thanks for the compilation, Ragnarok and Tamago! It cracked me up, it's amazingly random emot-rofl


And I got a mention! emot-tongue

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#734 | Back to Top08-27-2007 11:47:53 AM

Tenjou_sailorsaturn
Someday Shiner
From: Floating Castle
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 2417
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Re: One Word Story: Chapter Five... is very much ALIVE!!

I'm just laughing like crazy! I think we all should be writers, because we can let so many ridiculous thing happen.

Nice work to everybody who has contributed. poptartpoptartpoptartpoptartpoptartpoptartpoptartpoptartpoptartpoptart


生命是奇蹟,但是為什麼生活是痛苦的?

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#735 | Back to Top08-27-2007 01:56:26 PM

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Marionette Mistress
From: Wuzzy Happy Akio Town (What?)
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 4693

Re: One Word Story: Chapter Five... is very much ALIVE!!

I always love reading along with these. emot-rofl

Maybe next time I'll participate more, since my mind won't be as dead once summer's over.

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#736 | Back to Top08-27-2007 04:40:13 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
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Re: One Word Story: Chapter Five... is very much ALIVE!!

Razara wrote:

I always love reading along with these. emot-rofl

Maybe next time I'll participate more, since my mind won't be as dead once summer's over.

I look forward to seeing you post more often when One Word Story: Chapter Sex err I mean Six pops up. emot-keke


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