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#76 | Back to Top08-20-2010 11:04:22 PM

Gainel
Rose Bride
Registered: 07-08-2010
Posts: 116

Re: Bedside Fortune

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! ...in bed.


Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but wisdom is knowing not to put it on a fruit salad.

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#77 | Back to Top09-30-2010 05:51:57 PM

The_A_Man
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From: Canada
Registered: 02-22-2009
Posts: 9107
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Re: Bedside Fortune

Had Chinese tonight. Here's the fortunes.

Dad's: "You possess an excellent imagination." in bed.

Mom's: "You are the master of every situation." in bed.

Mine: "It is better to get something done late than never." in bed.

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#78 | Back to Top10-02-2010 10:29:53 PM

spoon-san
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Registered: 03-18-2009
Posts: 3423

Re: Bedside Fortune

"You would make a good lawyer...in bed."

My comment:

I don't anticipate finding that one out, really...just not interested.  Prolly would make a good lawyer, though...maybe.  Gave me a good chuckle.

About a month old, but back then, it made me immediately think of BioKraze.  A month later, I figured I'd share it.

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#79 | Back to Top05-11-2011 03:24:07 PM

spoon-san
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Registered: 03-18-2009
Posts: 3423

Re: Bedside Fortune

"A chance meeting opens new doors to success and friendship...in bed."

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#80 | Back to Top05-11-2011 09:13:14 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
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Re: Bedside Fortune

“Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes ...in bed”


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#81 | Back to Top02-22-2012 08:57:23 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Bedside Fortune

Oh god. Oh god ohgodohgodohgod. emot-gonk

I got a fortune today, while eating Chinese with a friend. Hers was fairly innocent, even with "in bed" tacked onto it. But mine... OH GOD. I couldn't even bring myself to put "in bed" after it because if I did, it would sound like I was something inferior to a human being. And because this little bit of what was seen cannot be unseen is just begging for me to share it, I'M GOING TO.


Children will play an important part in your life.

Yeah. Try to "in bed" THAT one and see how decent of a person you feel like. emot-gonkemot-gonkemot-gonk

(Akio totally would.)


Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

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#82 | Back to Top03-21-2012 03:27:05 PM

wblstudios
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Registered: 08-17-2011
Posts: 564

Re: Bedside Fortune

I have a fortune cookie that reads...

"Oops... wrong cookie."

I kid you not.  I carry it around in my wallet.  I will scan it if need be.

So... "Oops... wrong cookie... in bed."

Um... I got tricked by a tranny?

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#83 | Back to Top03-22-2012 09:00:44 AM

Rotten Mooring
Precious One
Registered: 10-26-2011
Posts: 281

Re: Bedside Fortune

wblstudios wrote:

"Oops... wrong cookie."

That is quite possibly the best real fortune cookie fortune I've ever heard of. emot-rofl


As for me, endless curiosity abounds.
"You will find great fortunes in unexpected places... in bed."
It doesn't really help that the Learn Chinese word on the back is Mustache...

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#84 | Back to Top04-04-2012 10:39:42 PM

jmie5
Precious One
Registered: 10-21-2006
Posts: 296

Re: Bedside Fortune

"Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese cookie factory!" ... in bed. 

Huh.  Might have been better before. emot-biggrin

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#85 | Back to Top04-17-2012 02:29:58 AM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
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Re: Bedside Fortune

Your enemies can hurt you, but only your fear defeats you! Only those who risk going too far will ever know how far they can go in bed.

Only those who attempt the absurd will acheive the impossible in bed.

Last edited by Tamago (04-17-2012 02:31:20 AM)


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#86 | Back to Top05-03-2012 07:09:00 PM

The_A_Man
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From: Canada
Registered: 02-22-2009
Posts: 9107
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Re: Bedside Fortune

This one made me laugh.

If you got it, flaunt it... in bed.

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