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HOLY SHIT PEOPLE, IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH WE'RE GETTING AN UTENA EXHIBITION RIGHT NOW

THEY. ARE. MAKING. A. NEW. MUSICAL. NEXT. YEAR. START LOSING YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW

#26 | Back to Top10-12-2009 10:08:59 AM

Nanami's Rose Groom
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

A famous musical beetle band: an ant, a grasshopper, a mantis, and a fly.

What is a guinea pig?


"Get back to the surface, where the sunlight is so dazzling"

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#27 | Back to Top10-12-2009 02:27:10 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

1/A group of four musicians who cannot spell the word 'beetles' correctly.

2/The other other white meat.

What do you call a group of Sperm Whales?


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#28 | Back to Top10-12-2009 07:16:34 PM

Katzenklavier
Wondrous Sexual Eggplant.
From: Back of your thoughts.
Registered: 09-13-2008
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Japanese men in most Animes.

What's the circumference of Uranus?


We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

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#29 | Back to Top10-12-2009 08:16:37 PM

Tamago
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Two sizes too big for my Venus. school-devil

Why do they only allow adults or kids under the age of 2 to see titties?


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#30 | Back to Top10-12-2009 09:56:00 PM

spoon-san
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Registered: 03-18-2009
Posts: 3423

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because kids between the ages of three and eighteen are too dumb to know not to lean in too close so they don't poke an eye.

Why can't we all just get along?

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#31 | Back to Top10-12-2009 10:43:03 PM

Riri-kins
World's End
From: Cloud Nine
Registered: 09-22-2008
Posts: 2346

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because nobody can decide whether Coke is better than Pepsi.

Why can't you eat just one Lay's potato chip?


Proud Saionji and Mikage fangirl
My Utena fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2000115/Riri-kins

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#32 | Back to Top10-13-2009 01:06:05 AM

BlackRoseVixen
Snowdrop Lover
From: USA, Arkansas
Registered: 12-24-2007
Posts: 1815
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because they're saving that for the Pringles.

Why don't pigs fly?


The Saionji Support Squad: Believing in True Friendship Since 2006.

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#33 | Back to Top10-13-2009 04:19:01 AM

Tamago
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Cos most of them prefer to drive cop cars.

Why is there always hot water at childbirth?

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#34 | Back to Top10-13-2009 06:27:44 AM

The_A_Man
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From: Canada
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because new borns are obsessed with hot tubs.

Why do I have a cold right now?

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#35 | Back to Top10-13-2009 05:33:34 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

To immunise you against the deadlier Hot.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?


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#36 | Back to Top10-13-2009 05:37:12 PM

Mock Puppet
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From: In a dark room.
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Trick question, the rooster came first.

What is the scariest words the the English language?


“Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.”
-A. Nonymous-

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#37 | Back to Top10-13-2009 06:13:25 PM

spoon-san
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Registered: 03-18-2009
Posts: 3423

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Bankrupt, tax as in 'tax report,' and insurance.

If you read doujin hentai, does that make you a peeping tom?

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#38 | Back to Top10-13-2009 06:16:52 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Nope, it makes you a basement dweller. emot-tongue

Do you masticate?


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#39 | Back to Top10-13-2009 06:28:00 PM

spoon-san
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

I could only hope.

Who loves orange soda?

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#40 | Back to Top10-13-2009 07:12:59 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Grapes and strawberries.

Why do my tarantula and scorpion fight all the time?


Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

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#41 | Back to Top10-13-2009 08:31:47 PM

Tamago
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

To get stronger!

DO U KNOE HOW 2 TYPE PROPR?


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#42 | Back to Top10-13-2009 09:11:48 PM

The_A_Man
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Registered: 02-22-2009
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

More proper then you.

Why has no one updated the sentence thread in awhile?

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#43 | Back to Top10-13-2009 09:15:32 PM

Epee_724
Polar Prince
From: Come find me
Registered: 12-01-2008
Posts: 1813

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because a while is not a specific time frame.

Why my piggie?


Whatever you find worthwhile in life, is worth fighting for!

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#44 | Back to Top10-13-2009 09:50:25 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because they are for science. SCIENCE!!

Why doesn't a decent spellcasting system exist in real life?


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#45 | Back to Top10-14-2009 12:08:01 AM

Mock Puppet
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because there are no real life spells DUH!

Why are there so many emo around?


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#46 | Back to Top10-14-2009 08:02:52 AM

BioKraze
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From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because when the universe was created, all the emo didn't get used immediately.

How come we've nearly exhausted our supply of oil, but not our supply of stupid?


Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
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#47 | Back to Top10-14-2009 09:09:43 AM

The_A_Man
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From: Canada
Registered: 02-22-2009
Posts: 9107
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because stupid is a renewable resource.

Why do people never learn?

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#48 | Back to Top10-14-2009 01:51:47 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and apparently the people you're talking about aren't at least Lawful Evil.

Why do they say "if the shoe fits, wear it"? What if you don't like the style or brand?


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#49 | Back to Top10-14-2009 03:01:31 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Then its tought titties, you're stuck wearing them.

Why do birds sing so gay?


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#50 | Back to Top10-14-2009 03:34:54 PM

spoon-san
Someday Shiner
Registered: 03-18-2009
Posts: 3423

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Cuz Richard Simmons is their voice instructor.

How the hell did he do that?

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