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#726 | Back to Top06-25-2007 02:08:31 AM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

with pokemon plushies


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#727 | Back to Top06-25-2007 02:30:25 AM

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which were sexually

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#728 | Back to Top06-25-2007 04:48:27 AM

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drawn to Pikachu


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#729 | Back to Top06-25-2007 10:11:51 AM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

.  Biokraze gawked at


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#730 | Back to Top06-25-2007 12:44:30 PM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

the long lines


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#731 | Back to Top06-25-2007 01:18:46 PM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

of fluffy white


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#732 | Back to Top06-25-2007 01:22:31 PM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

unyuuuu, strawberry daifuku!!

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#733 | Back to Top06-25-2007 01:53:25 PM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

Akio slapped Touga

(You get unyuuu for the Rozen Maiden reference!!)


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#734 | Back to Top06-25-2007 01:54:31 PM

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with Kozue's hand


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#735 | Back to Top06-25-2007 01:58:21 PM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

and wet noodles


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#736 | Back to Top06-25-2007 04:20:36 PM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

in the nude.

(This is page 30 and from what I remembered about the other chapters, thats when it usually is finished.)

(If no one else wants to post the this chapter in full, I get around to doing it tonight. (Its morning for me now))


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#737 | Back to Top06-25-2007 05:44:14 PM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

Chapter 4:

The leather of the fat cow Nanami posed suggestively in front of a lesbo from a disco, bumping and grinding around a life-sized statue of Touga's ass. This ritual was very strange to Utena, who said, "real sex" is less than a spoonful of sugar.

It is a pity Saionji couldn't taste his salty balls because Chu-Chu was praying a castration ceremony.

Manthy screamed in D minor, causing Utena's bowels to whistle Dixie!

Saionji, now agonizing called to pope Benedictus XVI, aka the Emperor, to play Twister in Poptart flames. Keiko replied "Never has there been so many dildoes in my shoes." But then, while sim!Kozue pulled off Dollface's eyebrows and eardrums into the furnace when suddenly, Epi_lepsia frolicked about bringing Georgia O'Keefe paintings to the picnic in hopes that revolutionary strippers whom, dance virtually all evening drinking purple rose mouthwash over stone enema nozzles shaped like penises.

Someone plots to rape Keiko with rubber chickens that are programmed to fart orange jelly babies sold by Mikage's husband on the secret peanut flavoured theremin that is Chu-Chu.

Shiori, now selling new and improved Ruka's penis dildo, 'demonstrated' her 'moves' in Akio's car on an unsuspecting Michael Jackson's brother, who sang 'Bananaphone' backstreet boys version, Shiori twirled her lubricated humps around her head displaying great versatility in the art of pole dancing.

Jerry Falwell had two strippers named Gio, Yasha, and Spanky the hamster who could never admit to drinking, while the cops rode cowboys , begrudgingly wanked on Fandomwank while Tokiko lovingly bombed an elementary steamroom. 

Mr. Mongoose had a penchant for stuffing omelettes full of love to shove down Anthy's chest and her plushie heart into her intestines.  The odd thing wriggled with joy and loathing as pudding seeped from its grossly swollen, bulbous Chu-chu fan, Moaning Myrtle.

Over the rainbow, Tsuwabuki was spying Nanami with a telescope from the Cocktower: The leather of the fat cow Nanami posed suggestively in front of a lesbo from a disco, bumping and grinding around a life-sized statue of Touga's ass. This ritual was very strange to Utena, who said, "real sex" is less than a spoonful of sugar.

It is a pity Saionji couldn't taste his salty balls because Chu-Chu was praying a castration ceremony.

Manthy screamed in D minor, causing Utena's bowels to whistle Dixie!

Saionji, now agonizing called to pope Benedictus XVI, aka the Emperor, to play Twister in Poptart flames. Keiko replied "Never has there been so many dildoes in my shoes." But then, while sim!Kozue pulled off Dollface's eyebrows and eardrums into the furnace when suddenly, Epi_lepsia frolicked about bringing Georgia O'Keefe paintings to the picnic in hopes that revolutionary strippers whom, dance virtually all evening drinking purple rose mouthwash over stone enema nozzles shaped like penises.

Someone plots to rape Keiko with rubber chickens that are programmed to fart orange jelly babies sold by Mikage's husband on the secret peanut flavoured theremin that is Chu-Chu.

Shiori, now selling new and improved Ruka's penis dildo, 'demonstrated' her 'moves' in Akio's car on an unsuspecting Michael Jackson's brother, who sang 'Bananaphone' backstreet boys version, Shiori twirled her lubricated humps around her head displaying great versatility in the art of pole dancing.

Jerry Falwell had two strippers named Gio, Yasha, and Spanky the hamster who could never admit to drinking, while the cops rode cowboys , begrudgingly wanked on Fandomwank while Tokiko lovingly bombed an elementary steamroom. 

Mr. Mongoose had a penchant for stuffing omelettes full of love to shove down Anthy's chest and her plushie heart into her intestines. The odd thing wriggled with joy and loathing as pudding seeped from its grossly swollen, bulbous Chu-chu fan, Moaning Myrtle.

Over the rainbow, Tsuwabuki was spying Nanami with a telescope from the Cocktower: as he masturbated a keebler elf for extra cash. He ate a banana phone with eggs and headcheese, while the maid polished his knob with Utena's toenail clippers made especially for Elvis.

Akio discovered he enjoyed eggnogs filled with tadpoles wearing nothing to symbolize Absolute Destiny Apocalypse because that spoils the first episode of Myth Busters. Tamago's new avatar entered Anthy's bathroom for speedy sex with Speedy Gonzalez, Chu-Chu's second cousin. And, Chu-chu, now an icecream spider, spins rocky road and scores up Razara's white pony while singing karaoke with Tamago's avatar.

Kanae needed love but didn't understand why her mother was charging strange men $500 to sample Mamiya's stockpile of vaginal cream.

Juri felt pretty stoned from Sailormoon's crack induced sexcapade upon a tractor going at high speed. Undoubtedly, Tatsuya was within slurping up strawberry coloured earwigs - with marshmallows - while going commando.

In the public bathroom of Dios the condom machine sounded like a harpsichord that was out in the desert with no name. The trouble was, U-tan (Tamago’s avatar) never learnt to cook strata over her enormous wings but instead cooked over a steamroller because it was hot and steamy as Nanami's breasts on a day when Touga had had a pedicure. 

After the sheep were preserved in roses, Anthy secretly plotted match-making Nanami with Tsuwabuki but failed, because Ruka impregnated Tsuwabuki. After Ruka realized Mitsuru's despair he bought him flowers and a Nanami android he could molest.

The nurses were reading a corset filled book about the latest tomato festival in Spain which appealed greatly to rabies-infested Kozue cosplayers. They begin gnawing mauve cardigan sweaters in disapproval of Akio's intention to make love to his ego on a giant peanut scented golf bag. The twin turbo engine 2000 and three quarters was installed into Miki's ass by Mikage's request, to enslave Miki as his spaceship waitress from the future.

The Shadow Girls quit theater for the open range where they hunt the Seven Dwarves. Snow White responded bluntly with flame throwers in her bra plus her billy club in her garter belt as she stormed righteously inside Wakaba's dormitory, kidnapping the girl scouts for their gross incest and pickled necrophillia. After realizing her evil stepmother was molting, Wakaba was forced to drug Dopey together with Sleeping Beauty.

Understandably, they broke wind and muffins over Anthy's head, in thanks of fanservice.  Broken nails scraped across Chigusa's uvula, as Kozue kills Snow White because the seven fingertoes offended her by waving their beards with nipple clamps.

This entire story was recounted by David Hasselhoff who tested on live hamsters to clone Cinderella. On the other hand, Jesus saves and invests in Rocky Mountain oysters for a party that Buddha rejects because aphids were killed in the process of shaving Saionji's lawn, thereby trisecting Thumbelina.

Kanae kissed and licked Anthy's incredibly large chest puppies with beasts and beauties running all over her. This meant that pickles will roll into her nose with enthusiastic maneuvers. Saionji burst onto Wakaba's room screaming "I need some baby-back ribs and some Kleenex." Wakaba responds with a frying pan to the tibia, without knowing what her bank account during the Australian War against the Smurfs had been infiltrated by Utena's doppelgänger, named Fluffybottoms Roderiguez, who was called 'The Pink Terror!'

Donnie Darko's Rabbit was pining for chocolate salty balls in a can , and leapt disconsolately over the moon.  Akio tap-danced in the rain only to find sheep prefer blondes. Saionji wished desperately to lose his virginity with Keiko, she obliged happily, provided he wore a very tight XXXXL leather pants Sprinkles of angel dust filled the coffin of Akio Ohtori's pet squirrel Bitchface.  Meanwhile... in France, somebody mailed Utena boxload of pink thongs, for her to flip over Wakaba's head.

At the penguins' criminally large penis that fucked anthy. Hitler appeared out of a coffin wearing nothing but Utena's pink thongs, dancing a mazurka which Juri found very tempting as she wanted.

Mari fingered herself which made Tsuwabuki high on the hilltop spill his vanilla jelly all over Nanami's hair that caused cancer in small animals that Nanami drowned and returned as elves. In case of a broken nail, use snake cheese to saturate the nail, then apply for a catering company preparing chips and cheese fondue mixed with bananas. Hammer made of frozen Chihuahuas and whale's penises are a delicacy in France.

A-ko Tanida jumped through Anthy's chest hole which closed it. Meanwhile, in Kazakhstan zombified Snow White looks for an antique Russian restaurant where she had eaten fried Kozue in a can. Fish and chips were unavailable because  Hitler dictated that Tamago must die because of her obsession with meganekko which displeased Hitler because he prefers riding grandmothers in white coifs.

Shiori french kissed cute Anthy which infuriated Juri, worried about her, Miki fucked Nanami and the police carrying turnips, raided a sex shop in an attempt to get quickiesat half price. Unfortunatly, Akio's shop was closed due to AIDS. 

Yasha ran across Tokiko's favorite sex position with her tongue depressors because while looking for poontang, she discovered a giant squid a giant squid volcano covered with volumptous figure-skating women high on Kit-Kats and spuds.

Nanami's henchgirls walked into a penis the size of a Tamago which is large enough to fill several cars and fell down giving a black eye and crushed pelvis. Yuuko rubbed her buttocks with broiled kitten kidneys smothered in feathers to relieve her tension caused by Nanami's clit, that roared like a clucking chicken.

Ruka and Mikage now feeding on blood diamonds kissed theirs big fat asses on television. In Yasha's confession room included lesbian nuns wearing only habits play with their "dangly bits" while sampling the wine dripping lusciously from their baked potatoes with ketchup and sour cream; "Mmm... this tastes exotic!  Like Indian-Nanami!" Another nun asked why Akio wore a beer hat over his muumuu.

Akio reaches into parallel space grabbing an angel of dough, and smashing world's shell of pink sparkles, he released something from his pants letting it fly like a bird out of hell. It hit Juri so Miki fucked it up with gangsta signs and buzzsaws. Utena, carrying a bazooka, fired creampuffs at Chu-chu's earring, made of Tamago 's finger toe. The cream was pink and starchy as it impacted at twelve miles from the Academy.

Yasha gently rubbed Shiori's chiapet with soft, sensual hedgehogs from Disneyland, while she played the rectal saxophone with forceful blows as pixies swing through IRG with diarrhea. After failing to remember where the edible handcuffs were, Akio settled for the licorice strap-on, to drive to Zimbabwe in the Batmobile.

Unfortunately for the pansexual Scientologists, L. Ron Hubbard was a fucking prick, and he made a fortune mummifying newborn Scientologists while going commando. This resulted in dead babies everywhere POWER-LEVELS OVER 9000!!!!

In an overnight, co-ed slumber party where hippos played ping-pong covered in jello the dead babies came to life at dawn. The zombie babies yelled quietly about how Chu-Chu stole their tampons, so they devised a plan; however, Chu-Chu heard orgasmic cries coming from gym lockers as pigs make the boys horny for bacon. Pigs are cute. But not as delicious as sea monkeys with curry rice, as Saionji discovered Anthy's secret recipe for genderbending pudding.

Akio caressed Giovanna into his cacti and pours mayonnaise over Gio's omelette before Tsuwabuki-kun could steal Miki's Viagra.

Tatsuya realized that Mikage gets horny everytime he sees popsicles on evergreen trees, but he was scared and sung Schadenfreude, until Touga sneaks all sneaky like onto Kyoya Ohtori's inner ear. Outside Hyacinth's Batcave, dollface in french-maid-attire, wielding a machete chased God across Disney Porno World until Saionji showed her his freckle enhanced third nipple. God felt left out because dollface did not sacrifice virgin whores to Cthulhu F'tagn, failing the ritual she stripped nekkid in a pool to offer her virgin wool to cover Anthy's delicate testicles, which bounced straight into Giovanna's teacup.

"Needs more honey," says the drunken monkey, who castrated Mikage last month. Giovanna and Akio played naked twister using Mikage's torso as a hatstand because he got Chlamidigonosyphillaids from forgetting that Akio has the magic stick.

Down in the hood, Miki gently licked Kozue on top of some stinky turnips which reminded them to wipe after the bird poop off down the shower cabin of painful doom. Confused, Juri stopped whipping her "cream" because Cthulhu was at the cookie jar again, stealing the peanut-mocha oatmeal cookies spread with icecream to feed BioKraze's cannibalistic laptops. Unfortunately for BioKraze, care and feeding of laptops is highly contagious. 

Meanwhile, Tsuwabuki's balls dropped to the center OF THE EARTH!!!! After that, they turned orange from overexposure to Ruka's big fat mutant forelock. Nanami's extremely noticeable set of headlights jiggled deliciously blinding everybody and causing accidents.

At teatime, Touga drugs Utena, and proceeds to flatulate to 'Disco Inferno', giggling while the poptarts light up like 4th of July as sparks flew into Juri's curling iron, setting her beautiful little world alight.

Diarrhea ran rampant thanks to Anthy's special prune curry. The smell of peasants choked up from the barbeque pit where Touga erotically makes steamy love with his ego inflated minion, Ruka bastes Touga with man butter and sausages while Yuuko said, about Nanami's sexy roast potatoes in garlic pudding that they're yummy.

A hungry Chuchu stalks through the tulips seeking rose hips and cocaine coated cookies in order to be full. Wakaba smuggled the curry and pokemon to fry them on her sunbed of naked saionji wax dolls melting to construct giant poptart shaped vaginas. Seeing this, Mikage prepared a place to see everything through the peephole where Touga was wearing high-heels and doing "things" with pokemon plushies which were sexually drawn to Pikachu.

Biokraze gawked at the long lines of fluffy white unyuuuu, strawberry daifuku!! Akio slapped Touga with Kozue's hand and wet noodles in the nude.



Wonderful, as usual. poptartetc-lovepoptart

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#738 | Back to Top06-25-2007 06:02:30 PM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

Okay, THATS IT, I'm illustrating these!

As soon as I get my scanner working...

Or I get one of those tablet things...

T__T


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#739 | Back to Top06-25-2007 11:15:16 PM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

Thanks you a lot, Razara. etc-love


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#740 | Back to Top06-26-2007 03:08:09 AM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

Thanks Raz-tan for all the hard work, I did notice that you posted several of the same posts twice thou, so I went over it and removed the repeated part and put capitals to peoples names and fixed up some grammer.

Chapter 4:

The leather of the fat cow Nanami posed suggestively in front of a lesbo from a disco, bumping and grinding around a life-sized statue of Touga's ass. This ritual was very strange to Utena, who said, "real sex" is less than a spoonful of sugar.

It is a pity Saionji couldn't taste his salty balls because Chu-Chu was praying a castration ceremony.

Manthy screamed in D minor, causing Utena's bowels to whistle Dixie!

Saionji, now agonizing called to pope Benedictus XVI, aka the Emperor, to play Twister in Poptart flames. Keiko replied "Never has there been so many dildoes in my shoes." But then, while sim!Kozue pulled off dollface's eyebrows and eardrums into the furnace when suddenly, Epi_lepsia frolicked about bringing Georgia O'Keefe paintings to the picnic in hopes that revolutionary strippers whom, dance virtually all evening drinking purple rose mouthwash over stone enema nozzles shaped like penises.

Someone plots to rape Keiko with rubber chickens that are programmed to fart orange jelly babies sold by Mikage's husband on the secret peanut flavoured Theremin that is Chu-Chu.

Shiori, now selling new and improved Ruka's penis dildo, 'demonstrated' her 'moves' in Akio's car on an unsuspecting Michael Jackson's brother, who sang 'Bananaphone' backstreet boys version, Shiori twirled her lubricated humps around her head displaying great versatility in the art of pole dancing.

Jerry Falwell had two strippers named Gio, Yasha, and Spanky the hamster who could never admit to drinking, while the cops rode cowboys, begrudgingly wanked on Fandomwank while Tokiko lovingly bombed an elementary steamroom. 

Mr. Mongoose had a penchant for stuffing omelettes full of love to shove down Anthy's chest and her plushie heart into her intestines. The odd thing wriggled with joy and loathing as pudding seeped from its grossly swollen, bulbous Chu-Chu fan, Moaning Myrtle.

Over the rainbow, Tsuwabuki was spying Nanami with a telescope from the Cocktower: as he masturbated a keebler elf for extra cash. He ate a banana phone with eggs and headcheese, while the maid polished his knob with Utena's toenail clippers made especially for Elvis.

Akio discovered he enjoyed eggnogs filled with tadpoles wearing nothing to symbolize Absolute Destiny Apocalypse because that spoils the first episode of Myth Busters. Tamago's new avatar entered Anthy's bathroom for speedy sex with Speedy Gonzalez, Chu-Chu's second cousin. And, Chu-chu, now an ice-cream spider, spins rocky road and scores up Razara's white pony while singing karaoke with Tamago's avatar.

Kanae needed love but didn't understand why her mother was charging strange men $500 to sample Mamiya's stockpile of vaginal cream.

Juri felt pretty stoned from Sailor Moon's crack induced sexcapade upon a tractor going at high speed. Undoubtedly, Tatsuya was within slurping up strawberry coloured earwigs - with marshmallows - while going commando.

In the public bathroom of Dios the condom machine sounded like a harpsichord that was out in the desert with no name. The trouble was, U-tan (Tamago’s avatar) never learnt to cook strata over her enormous wings but instead cooked over a steamroller because it was hot and steamy as Nanami's breasts on a day when Touga had had a pedicure. 

After the sheep were preserved in roses, Anthy secretly plotted match-making Nanami with Tsuwabuki but failed, because Ruka impregnated Tsuwabuki. After Ruka realized Mitsuru's despair he bought him flowers and a Nanami android he could molest.

The nurses were reading a corset filled book about the latest tomato festival in Spain which appealed greatly to rabies-infested Kozue cosplayers. They begin gnawing mauve cardigan sweaters in disapproval of Akio's intention to make love to his ego on a giant peanut scented golf bag. The twin turbo engine 2000 and three quarters was installed into Miki's ass by Mikage's request, to enslave Miki as his spaceship waitress from the future.

The Shadow Girls quit theatre for the open range where they hunt the Seven Dwarves. Snow White responded bluntly with flame throwers in her bra plus her billy club in her garter belt as she stormed righteously inside Wakaba's dormitory, kidnapping the girl scouts for their gross incest and pickled necrophilia. After realizing her evil stepmother was moulting, Wakaba was forced to drug Dopey together with Sleeping Beauty.

Understandably, they broke wind and muffins over Anthy's head, in thanks of fanservice.  Broken nails scraped across Chigusa's uvula, as Kozue kills Snow White because the seven fingertoes offended her by waving their beards with nipple clamps.

This entire story was recounted by David Hasselhoff who tested on live hamsters to clone Cinderella. On the other hand, Jesus saves and invests in Rocky Mountain oysters for a party that Buddha rejects because aphids were killed in the process of shaving Saionji's lawn, thereby trisecting Thumbelina.

Kanae kissed and licked Anthy's incredibly large chest puppies with beasts and beauties running all over her. This meant that pickles will roll into her nose with enthusiastic manoeuvres. Saionji burst onto Wakaba's room screaming "I need some baby-back ribs and some Kleenex." Wakaba responds with a frying pan to the tibia, without knowing what her bank account during the Australian War against the Smurfs had been infiltrated by Utena's doppelgänger, named Fluffybottoms Roderiguez, who was called 'The Pink Terror!'

Donnie Darko's Rabbit was pining for chocolate salty balls in a can , and leapt disconsolately over the moon.  Akio tap-danced in the rain only to find sheep prefer blondes. Saionji wished desperately to lose his virginity with Keiko, she obliged happily, provided he wore a very tight XXXXL leather pants Sprinkles of angel dust filled the coffin of Akio Ohtori's pet squirrel Bitchface.  Meanwhile... in France, somebody mailed Utena box-load of pink thongs, for her to flip over Wakaba's head.

At the penguins' criminally large penis that fucked Anthy. Hitler appeared out of a coffin wearing nothing but Utena's pink thongs, dancing a mazurka which Juri found very tempting as she wanted.

Mari fingered herself which made Tsuwabuki high on the hilltop spill his vanilla jelly all over Nanami's hair that caused cancer in small animals that Nanami drowned and returned as elves. In case of a broken nail, use snake cheese to saturate the nail, and then apply for a catering company preparing chips and cheese fondue mixed with bananas. Hammer made of frozen Chihuahuas and whale's penises are a delicacy in France.

A-ko Tanida jumped through Anthy's chest hole which closed it. Meanwhile, in Kazakhstan zombified Snow White looks for an antique Russian restaurant where she had eaten fried Kozue in a can. Fish and chips were unavailable because Hitler dictated that Tamago must die because of her obsession with meganekko which displeased Hitler because he prefers riding grandmothers in white coifs.

Shiori French kissed cute Anthy which infuriated Juri, worried about her, Miki fucked Nanami and the police carrying turnips, raided a sex shop in an attempt to get quickies at half price. Unfortunately, Akio's shop was closed due to AIDS. 

Yasha ran across Tokiko's favourite sex position with her tongue depressors because while looking for poontang, she discovered a giant squid volcano covered with voluptuous figure-skating women high on Kit-Kats and spuds.

Nanami's hench-girls walked into a penis the size of a Tamago which is large enough to fill several cars and fell down giving a black eye and crushed pelvis. Yuuko rubbed her buttocks with broiled kitten kidneys smothered in feathers to relieve her tension caused by Nanami's clit, which roared like a clucking chicken.

Ruka and Mikage now feeding on blood diamonds kissed theirs big fat asses on television. In Yasha's confession room which included lesbian nuns wearing only habits play with their "dangly bits" while sampling the wine dripping lusciously from their baked potatoes with ketchup and sour cream; "Mmm... this tastes exotic!  Like Indian-Nanami!" Another nun asked why Akio wore a beer hat over his muumuu.

Akio reaches into parallel space grabbing an angel of dough, and smashing world's shell of pink sparkles, he released something from his pants letting it fly like a bird out of hell. It hit Juri so Miki fucked it up with gangsta signs and buzzsaws. Utena, carrying a bazooka, fired creampuffs at Chu-chu's earring, made of Tamago 's finger toe. The cream was pink and starchy as it impacted at twelve miles from the Academy.

Yasha gently rubbed Shiori's chia-pet with soft, sensual hedgehogs from Disneyland, while she played the rectal saxophone with forceful blows as pixies swing through IRG with diarrhoea. After failing to remember where the edible handcuffs were, Akio settled for the liquorice strap-on, to drive to Zimbabwe in the Batmobile.

Unfortunately for the pansexual Scientologists, L. Ron Hubbard was a fucking prick, and he made a fortune mummifying newborn Scientologists while going commando. This resulted in dead babies everywhere with POWER-LEVELS OVER 9000!!!!

In an overnight, co-ed slumber party where hippos played ping-pong covered in Jell-o the dead babies came to life at dawn. The zombie babies yelled quietly about how Chu-Chu stole their tampons, so they devised a plan; however, Chu-Chu heard orgasmic cries coming from gym lockers as pigs make the boys horny for bacon. Pigs are cute. But not as delicious as sea monkeys with curry rice, as Saionji discovered Anthy's secret recipe for gender-bending pudding.

Akio caressed Giovanna into his cacti and pours mayonnaise over Gio's omelette before Tsuwabuki-kun could steal Miki's Viagra.

Tatsuya realized that Mikage gets horny every time he sees popsicles on evergreen trees, but he was scared and sung Schadenfreude, until Touga sneaks all sneaky like onto Kyoya Ohtori's inner ear. Outside Hyacinth's Batcave, dollface in French-maid-attire, wielding a machete chased God across Disney Porno World until Saionji showed her his freckle enhanced third nipple. God felt left out because dollface did not sacrifice virgin whores to Cthulhu F'tagn, failing the ritual she stripped nekkid in a pool to offer her virgin wool to cover Anthy's delicate testicles, which bounced straight into Giovanna's teacup.

"Needs more honey," says the drunken monkey, who castrated Mikage last month. Giovanna and Akio played naked twister using Mikage's torso as a hatstand because he got Chlamidigonosyphillaids from forgetting that Akio has the magic stick.

Down in the hood, Miki gently licked Kozue on top of some stinky turnips which reminded them to wipe after the bird poop off down the shower cabin of painful doom. Confused, Juri stopped whipping her "cream" because Cthulhu was at the cookie jar again, stealing the peanut-mocha oatmeal cookies spread with ice-cream to feed BioKraze's cannibalistic laptops. Unfortunately for BioKraze, care and feeding of laptops is highly contagious. 

Meanwhile, Tsuwabuki's balls dropped to the centre OF THE EARTH!!!! After that, they turned orange from overexposure to Ruka's big fat mutant forelock. Nanami's extremely noticeable set of headlights jiggled deliciously blinding everybody and causing accidents.

At teatime, Touga drugs Utena, and proceeds to flatulate to 'Disco Inferno', giggling while the Poptarts light up like 4th of July as sparks flew into Juri's curling iron, setting her beautiful little world alight.

Diarrhoea ran rampant thanks to Anthy's special prune curry. The smell of peasants choked up from the barbeque pit where Touga erotically makes steamy love with his ego inflated minion, Ruka bastes Touga with man butter and sausages while Yuuko said, about Nanami's sexy roast potatoes in garlic pudding that they're yummy.

A hungry Chuchu stalks through the tulips seeking rose hips and cocaine coated cookies in order to be full. Wakaba smuggled the curry and pokemon to fry them on her sunbed of naked Saionji wax dolls melting to construct giant Poptart shaped vaginas. Seeing this, Mikage prepared a place to see everything through the peephole where Touga was wearing high-heels and doing "things" with pokemon plushies which were sexually drawn to Pikachu.

Biokraze gawked at the long lines of fluffy white unyuuuu, strawberry daifuku!! Akio slapped Touga with Kozue's hand and wet noodles in the nude.


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#741 | Back to Top06-26-2007 09:29:51 AM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

Beautiful... beautiful as always...


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#742 | Back to Top06-26-2007 01:39:54 PM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

Can't stop reading... can't stop crying out of laugh emot-biggrin


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#743 | Back to Top06-26-2007 01:53:09 PM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

That one went quick as hell. Or maybe I've just been helusinating lately from my vacation to Florida. Goddammit my mind is going stupidified again. Deh....Cool emot-dance

Also,lol I made a free hugs thread XD http://forums.ohtori.nu/viewtopic.php?pid=53577#p53577
LOL anyone want a hug?

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#744 | Back to Top06-26-2007 04:39:26 PM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

This chapter had everything from well endowed penguins to blood diamonds, tongue depressors to the Batmobile and starred everyone from mari to Hitler to David Hasselhoff and apparently even my avatar showed up a few times...whoa what a chapter indeed, truely another classic. etc-love

All we need now is to store this chapter to file and start Chapter Five... is ALIVE!! poptart

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#745 | Back to Top06-26-2007 04:41:26 PM

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Re: One Word Story: Chapter FORE! Er... Four.

Beautiful, as always. Thank you Razara and Tamako for posting/editing the chapter. emot-keke poptartetc-loveetc-loveetc-loveetc-love

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