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THEY. ARE. MAKING. A. NEW. MUSICAL. NEXT. YEAR. START LOSING YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW

#51 | Back to Top04-26-2007 12:06:39 AM

ShatteredMirror
Yaoi Pet #1
From: Sacramento, CA
Registered: 10-22-2006
Posts: 8858

Re: Fun Translations

Does this make me look fat? === Say something nice about me, dammit!
I'm so fat/ugly/stupid/whatever === Say something nice about me, dammit!
I couldn't possibly think of (whatever) === Say something nice about me, dammit!


Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source.

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#52 | Back to Top04-26-2007 12:10:36 AM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Fun Translations

"That's a very interesting name you have." ---- That's a very interesting name you have. Of course, in five minutes, I'll be so absorbed by alcohol and staring at your chest that I won't remember it.


Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

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#53 | Back to Top04-26-2007 12:13:06 AM

MissMocha
Bettie Page Princess
From: Tallahassee, Fl
Registered: 10-19-2006
Posts: 4632

Re: Fun Translations

Nice shoes. -Hi! You look like a cheap and easy whore, wanna do it like pigs in the mud?
Thanks! -God yes. Bathroom, now.


The first time you looked at her curves you were hooked
And the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stay
And sunk in their teeth, bit your heart and released
Such a charge that you need another touch, another taste, another fix

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#54 | Back to Top04-26-2007 02:28:30 PM

Personal_IceQueen
Covert Diarist
Registered: 11-27-2006
Posts: 822
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Re: Fun Translations

"It's not so bad" -------------It is that bad, I'm lying so you'll comply anyway.


"Those shoes are mine betch."

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#55 | Back to Top04-26-2007 02:40:50 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Fun Translations

"I respect Christianity. Jesus was a great man, full of love and patience. The hate he had to endure, and still He loved us all. He truly was the Son of God" ---- Anybody who turns water to wine can't be all bad.


Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

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#56 | Back to Top04-26-2007 08:43:05 PM

ShatteredMirror
Yaoi Pet #1
From: Sacramento, CA
Registered: 10-22-2006
Posts: 8858

Re: Fun Translations

I love you === what's your name again?


Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source.

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#57 | Back to Top04-26-2007 09:14:27 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Fun Translations

It's an unmentionable power ---- Give me thirty seconds to squeeze a half-assed explanation out of my brain, 'kay?

(Taken from a conversation between me and KissingT.Kiryuu. Heh heh...)


Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

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#58 | Back to Top04-26-2007 10:29:57 PM

MissMocha
Bettie Page Princess
From: Tallahassee, Fl
Registered: 10-19-2006
Posts: 4632

Re: Fun Translations

A Guidebook to Common Customer Service Phrases.

"I have a guest..." = "There's a sanctimonious bastard at the desk who thinks he's better then everyone at Disney and wants us to pull the impossible out of our asses just for the hell of it."
"What's the problem?" ="Do I look like I give one flying fuck? Tell him to fuck off, go away, and take care of it in the morning, when I'm not here."

"I'm a reasonable person, but..." = "Prepare yourself. I'm going to unleash primal fury at you."

"I'd like to return this pot/knife/whatever." = "I fucked this up. Gimme a new one, beaproned bitch."

"Do you have anything less expensive?" = "I wondered in here, and now I can't back out. I'm trash, but desperate. Pity me, please?"
"You may want to try such and such resort, or such and such store." = "No."

"I've got the flu." = "I'm drunk off my ass, mind if I vomit on your carpet? Fabulous, thanks."

"This is unacceptable!" = "If I bitch enough, you'll give me what I want, right?"
"I'm sorry to hear that." = "No."

"My kids are tired, and our room is disgusting!" = "I ran my kids ragged, denied them their usual nap, dehydrated them and fed them deep fried fat on a stick, and the housekeeper missed one paper towel! I demand the world on a silver platter!"
"Would you like to speak to a manager about that?" = "So?" (the sad thing about this one is that I use it very frequently. It's like a mantra.)

"This isn't what I booked!" = "I was expecting a free upgrade, give me what I requested, not what I booked!"
"May I see your paperwork, sir?" = "This is the trump card. Back down and pay the upgrade, bitch, or I humiliate you."

"Your card has been declined." = "Gimme money bitch."

"Get me your manager!" = "You're incompetant, stupid, ugly and can't resolve my problem, which actually, is quite simple, but I feel that a manager will be less stupid then you, and far easier on the eyes. Die!"
"One moment sir." = "Like I wanted to talk to you anyway?"

Last edited by morosemocha (04-27-2007 12:17:36 AM)


The first time you looked at her curves you were hooked
And the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stay
And sunk in their teeth, bit your heart and released
Such a charge that you need another touch, another taste, another fix

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#59 | Back to Top04-26-2007 11:49:00 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
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Re: Fun Translations

morosemocha wrote:

emot-rolleyes WHY WORKING IN THE CUSTOMER SERVICE INDUSTRY IS SOOOO REWARDING school-eng101

*you hear a knock on the door and you answer* Do you believe in The Lord Jesus Christ? === Are you one of us or are you a lowly heathen who is doomed to fry forever in hell unless you become one of us?

I will now show you the End of the World! === I will now astound you with the size of my cock!

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#60 | Back to Top04-27-2007 12:16:05 AM

MissMocha
Bettie Page Princess
From: Tallahassee, Fl
Registered: 10-19-2006
Posts: 4632

Re: Fun Translations

Hahahahaha, I used to love freaking 'em out when I'd answer the door back in my goth phase. emot-keke I was a scary kid.


The first time you looked at her curves you were hooked
And the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stay
And sunk in their teeth, bit your heart and released
Such a charge that you need another touch, another taste, another fix

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#61 | Back to Top04-27-2007 01:11:03 AM

ShatteredMirror
Yaoi Pet #1
From: Sacramento, CA
Registered: 10-22-2006
Posts: 8858

Re: Fun Translations

In that vein, Tamago...

*knock on the door* Can you spare twenty minutes to talk to someone? === I want to come into your house and tell you why you're wrong about everything.


Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source.

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#62 | Back to Top05-01-2007 06:42:47 PM

RainbowRoseQueen
Pained Growlithe
From: Where Do YOU Think?
Registered: 04-08-2007
Posts: 539

Re: Fun Translations

hey babe,lets go hang out at my house and watch a few movies............FUCK ME. FUCK ME. FUCK ME. FUCK ME.

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#63 | Back to Top05-01-2007 06:50:40 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Fun Translations

"It breaks my heart to think somewhere in this world, a small child will go to bed without his dinner again tonight." ---- Better him than me!


Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

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#64 | Back to Top05-01-2007 08:47:51 PM

Stormcrow
Magical Flying Moron
From: Los Angeles
Registered: 04-24-2007
Posts: 5971
Website

Re: Fun Translations

Wouldn't money spent reducing greenhouse gas emissions be better spent fighting malaria? = Can't we put off paying for this until I'm too old to pay taxes?


"The devil want me as is, but god he want more."
-Truck North
Honorary Hat Mafia Member

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#65 | Back to Top05-01-2007 08:49:39 PM

MissMocha
Bettie Page Princess
From: Tallahassee, Fl
Registered: 10-19-2006
Posts: 4632

Re: Fun Translations

Can I borrow that? = Can I have that?

I can't work next tuesday = I desperately want to work a 16 hour day next tuesday (apparantly)


The first time you looked at her curves you were hooked
And the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stay
And sunk in their teeth, bit your heart and released
Such a charge that you need another touch, another taste, another fix

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#66 | Back to Top05-01-2007 08:55:45 PM

Sevelle
Yaoi Pet #2
From: Virginia the Great
Registered: 11-07-2006
Posts: 1615

Re: Fun Translations

Oh God  . . . We're totaly fucked!


sometimes you make me feel
like Iím living at the edge of the world
"it's just the way I smile"
you said

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#67 | Back to Top05-01-2007 09:43:30 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Fun Translations

"Despite our differences, I'm still willing to make a go at a relationship." ---- You're ugly, but I don't wanna look at you. I just wanna fuck you.


Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

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#68 | Back to Top05-02-2007 06:08:41 AM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
Website

Re: Fun Translations

I don't want to ruin our friendship ==== I like you but the idea of getting horizonal with you makes my skin crawl.

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#69 | Back to Top05-02-2007 07:28:03 AM

Nanami's Rose Groom
Rose Assignee
From: Czluchow, Northern Poland
Registered: 04-07-2007
Posts: 1717
Website

Re: Fun Translations

"Um, I think I need to tell you something" -----> "I am your sister, but it does not  mean that I don't wanna fuck with you"


"Get back to the surface, where the sunlight is so dazzling"

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#70 | Back to Top05-02-2007 07:34:30 AM

MissMocha
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From: Tallahassee, Fl
Registered: 10-19-2006
Posts: 4632

Re: Fun Translations

Tamago wrote:

I don't want to ruin our friendship ==== I like you but the idea of getting horizonal with you makes my skin crawl.

There is great truth in this statement. emot-aaa


The first time you looked at her curves you were hooked
And the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stay
And sunk in their teeth, bit your heart and released
Such a charge that you need another touch, another taste, another fix

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#71 | Back to Top05-02-2007 04:26:53 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
Website

Re: Fun Translations

morosemocha wrote:

Tamago wrote:

I don't want to ruin our friendship ==== I like you but the idea of getting horizonal with you makes my skin crawl.

There is great truth in this statement. emot-aaa

That's what I noticed whenever a girl says that to a guy, she has that expression on her face that pretty much says that.

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#72 | Back to Top05-02-2007 05:00:03 PM

Hiraku
Easter Elf #40
From: Singapore
Registered: 02-21-2007
Posts: 6340
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Re: Fun Translations

I'll forgive you. I don't like to hold grudges for too long................I hate your guts, but I don't want people to think I'm the bitch.

Last edited by Hiraku (05-02-2007 05:01:21 PM)

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#73 | Back to Top05-02-2007 05:22:32 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
Website

Re: Fun Translations

When I say:

I won't hold a grudge against you +++++ You don't matter enough for me to care what you did, I just said that to be polite.

Don't worry I'm not gonna seek revenge againt you! +++++ I won't seek revenge, but at a later date, if I have a clear and simple way to fuck you over without you been any the wiser, I will take it.

Passive-Aggressives don't have a need to have their target know that you are the one that did whatever to them, thats what makes them so dangerous.

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#74 | Back to Top05-02-2007 05:57:47 PM

Trench Kamen
Eternal Eschatologist
From: Los Angeles, CA
Registered: 12-08-2006
Posts: 903
Website

Re: Fun Translations

Hiraku wrote:

I'll forgive you. I don't like to hold grudges for too long................I hate your guts, but I don't want people to think I'm the bitch.

Especially true if said with an audience.

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#75 | Back to Top05-03-2007 12:25:53 AM

Nanami's Rose Groom
Rose Assignee
From: Czluchow, Northern Poland
Registered: 04-07-2007
Posts: 1717
Website

Re: Fun Translations

Wheee emot-biggrin . So I know now, how people can call me. If someone won't know how to insuly me, I'll advise him to call me "A Passive - Aggressive Short Blade Freak" emot-dance


"Get back to the surface, where the sunlight is so dazzling"

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