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#51 | Back to Top02-28-2009 09:20:12 PM

moroschino
Black Rosarian
From: Madison, WI
Registered: 10-06-2008
Posts: 388
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Re: Bedside Fortune

You will find peaceful rest near water and mountains... In bed.

Hmmmmmmm.


Funny how the smallest lie
might live a million times.

I Will Steal You Back, Jimmy Eat World

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#52 | Back to Top03-14-2009 03:51:44 PM

The_A_Man
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From: Canada
Registered: 02-22-2009
Posts: 9107
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Re: Bedside Fortune

Mom brought Chinese food home tonight. Here's my fortune.

You will never need to worry about a steady income.. in bed.

I wonder what that means? emot-rofl

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#53 | Back to Top03-14-2009 08:28:30 PM

The_A_Man
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From: Canada
Registered: 02-22-2009
Posts: 9107
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Re: Bedside Fortune

I got mom's and found an old one lying around.

You will soon be crossing warm waters for a fun vacation... in bed.

You will soon be awarded in public... in bed.

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#54 | Back to Top04-28-2009 02:16:15 PM

moroschino
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From: Madison, WI
Registered: 10-06-2008
Posts: 388
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Re: Bedside Fortune

You will have good news to share with all the people you love... In bed.

emot-aaa 'Sgonna get crowded.


Funny how the smallest lie
might live a million times.

I Will Steal You Back, Jimmy Eat World

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#55 | Back to Top05-02-2009 04:53:53 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Bedside Fortune

From a past misfortune, good luck will come to you...in bed.

To shine is better than to reflect...in bed.

Your laugh and enthusiasm pleases those around you...in bed.


Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

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#56 | Back to Top08-14-2009 05:42:11 PM

BioKraze
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From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Bedside Fortune

(I'm saving mine for last today 'cause I wanna make a snarky comment...)

If you have hope, you have everything... in bed.

Sail into the land of opportunity - treasures await... in bed.

You will soon have the opportunity to improve your finances... in bed.

(So what does that mean, Mr. Fortune? Am I suddenly going to become a manwhore this week?)


Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

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#57 | Back to Top01-03-2010 01:18:53 PM

BioKraze
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From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Bedside Fortune

Holy hand grenades, it's been a while since anybody posted here.

Luckily for you all, I ate at the newest Panda Express near my house yesterday for dinner, so you get the usual three fortunes (my mom's, my dad's and mine, in that order from now own). Behold!

You will find happiness in mind and heart...in bed.

Lavish spending may be disastrous. Be careful...in bed.

You will take a chance -- and win...in bed.

Rules refresher! This thread is for posting the fortunes you've found in fortune cookies and then adding the phrase "in bed" to the end of every fortune. You can only use cookie fortunes for this purpose. I thought this thread would serve as a fun little game to play (because everybody with a dirty mind plays it) and also as a way to find out just how strange some of these fortunes can be.

If your fortune contains your lucky lotto numbers, please do not post those unless you can Rule 34 them or something equally bizarre.


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#58 | Back to Top01-03-2010 07:05:24 PM

winksniper
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From: Under the Cherry Moon
Registered: 09-11-2009
Posts: 764

Re: Bedside Fortune

The last one I got was:
Your sports team will be very successful this year... in bed.

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#59 | Back to Top01-08-2010 05:32:52 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Bedside Fortune

What a coincidence that I had Panda Express today!

...Or is it? school-devil

Anyway, the fortunes:


Pleasures await you by the seashore...in bed.

You are broad-minded and socially active...in bed.

Someone's kindness will surprise and delight you...in bed.

Last edited by BioKraze (01-22-2010 11:25:15 PM)


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#60 | Back to Top01-09-2010 05:21:41 PM

Epee_724
Polar Prince
From: Come find me
Registered: 12-01-2008
Posts: 1813

Re: Bedside Fortune

Try Harder...IN  BED.


Whatever you find worthwhile in life, is worth fighting for!

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#61 | Back to Top01-22-2010 11:24:28 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Bedside Fortune

You people are damn lucky there's a Panda Express not five miles from my house now.

Why, you might question angrily?

More fun with fortunes, of course! school-devil


Many opportunities are open to you, seek them out...in bed.

You have an ability for accomplishment...in bed.

Sail into the land of opportunity - treasures await...in bed.

Last edited by BioKraze (01-22-2010 11:24:50 PM)


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#62 | Back to Top01-25-2010 06:17:02 PM

Schizophonica
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From: Canadiana, eh?
Registered: 10-27-2009
Posts: 78

Re: Bedside Fortune

Oh I love Google.......in bed? XD


The greatest danger could be your stupidity...in bed.

A cynic is only a frustrated optimist...in bed. (Wonder what's causing the frustration? emot-biggrin )

Flattery will go far tonight...in bed.


-Alyssa- IRG Student No. 721
I love the sound of sirens screaming in my ear. I love the sound of inmates crying out in fear.
I love the dear old doctor as he draws the needle near, I love my sweet Asylum, it feels like home here.

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#63 | Back to Top01-25-2010 06:23:17 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
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Re: Bedside Fortune

It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely in bed
'Albert Einstein'

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#64 | Back to Top01-25-2010 06:35:52 PM

Schizophonica
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From: Canadiana, eh?
Registered: 10-27-2009
Posts: 78

Re: Bedside Fortune

If I can't be me, than I don't want to be anybody in bed - Joan Crawford


-Alyssa- IRG Student No. 721
I love the sound of sirens screaming in my ear. I love the sound of inmates crying out in fear.
I love the dear old doctor as he draws the needle near, I love my sweet Asylum, it feels like home here.

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#65 | Back to Top01-25-2010 06:44:01 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
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Re: Bedside Fortune

There are few things more fundamentally encouraging and stimulating than seeing someone else die in bed.
'Stanley Kubrick'

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#66 | Back to Top01-25-2010 06:56:16 PM

Schizophonica
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From: Canadiana, eh?
Registered: 10-27-2009
Posts: 78

Re: Bedside Fortune

^ ^ Okay, that's just...disturbed. emot-gonk

"All things are difficult before they are easy in bed." - Dr. Thomas Fuller.


-Alyssa- IRG Student No. 721
I love the sound of sirens screaming in my ear. I love the sound of inmates crying out in fear.
I love the dear old doctor as he draws the needle near, I love my sweet Asylum, it feels like home here.

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#67 | Back to Top01-25-2010 07:11:35 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
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Re: Bedside Fortune

The purpose of our lives is to be happy in bed.
'Dalai Lama'

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#68 | Back to Top02-27-2010 05:08:35 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Bedside Fortune

Okay, just for the record.

If it came from a fortune cookie, you may post it.
If it didn't come from a fortune cookie, you may not post it.


Simple? I think so. Anyway, fortunes from the last couple days, in no real order.


Good news will come to you by mail...in bed.
You have a flair for adding a fanciful dimension to any story...in bed. (Roleplay anybody?)
Your first choice is always wisest to follow...in bed. (Are you sure about that?)
Your hard work is about to pay off...in bed. (Maybe if I was a hooker...)
Hidden treasures will be found, where least expected...in bed. (Sounds like I'd be sleeping with some mutant.)
You have found good company - enjoy...in bed. (NOW we're talkin'!)


And yes, these are all fortunes I've collected from cookies that my family has partaken of. It's a good thing we have Panda Express in town, else this thread would be rather empty and meaningless. emot-frown


Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

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#69 | Back to Top02-28-2010 04:00:53 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
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Re: Bedside Fortune

Your lucky number is 3 ...in bed.

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#70 | Back to Top03-22-2010 08:07:19 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Bedside Fortune

Two of these came in today. The other three are rather stale, maybe a month or so old. I'll post the older ones first.

You have strong potential for financial success...in bed. (NO I DON'T.)
Judge one not by charms, but by qualities...in bed. (I'm down with that.)
Remember to share good fortune with friends...in bed. (Um. No. Not my style.)
You have a talent for all that is artistic...in bed. (So I should become a porn director?)
You will gain admiration from your peers...in bed. (Again, um. No.)


There. Now this thread isn't so lifeless anymore.

...in bed. school-devil


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#71 | Back to Top08-19-2010 09:16:12 PM

The_A_Man
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From: Canada
Registered: 02-22-2009
Posts: 9107
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Re: Bedside Fortune

Had Chinese tonight. Here's our fortunes:

My mom's: "Your home is a pleasant place from which you draw happiness." in bed.

My dad's: "Tell those you love that you do." in bed.

Mine: "It is impossible to please everybody. Please yourself first." in bed.

Guess this means I should start masturbating more. etc-wankdudeetc-wankdudeetc-wankdude

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#72 | Back to Top08-20-2010 05:31:17 PM

AnimentalCosplayer
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From: Ohtori Academy
Registered: 07-13-2010
Posts: 66
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Re: Bedside Fortune

I always have added "In bed" at the end of fortunes, it's too much fun! haha.

I save some of my old fortunes for awhile. My newest one said "Nothing will get in your way of achieving success this month"...in bed.

LMFAO! Good to know no one will stop me! xDDDDDDDDD;


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#73 | Back to Top08-20-2010 07:11:13 PM

haelsyx
Caretaker
From: sunlit state
Registered: 10-09-2009
Posts: 211
Website

Re: Bedside Fortune

This reads like Shiori:
You are never bitter, deceptive, or petty...in bed.

Last edited by haelsyx (09-30-2010 10:44:19 PM)


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#74 | Back to Top08-20-2010 10:38:56 PM

Gainel
Rose Bride
Registered: 07-08-2010
Posts: 116

Re: Bedside Fortune

Do not mistake temptation for opportunity...in bed. emot-tongue


Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but wisdom is knowing not to put it on a fruit salad.

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#75 | Back to Top08-20-2010 10:54:57 PM

Epee_724
Polar Prince
From: Come find me
Registered: 12-01-2008
Posts: 1813

Re: Bedside Fortune

Your goal are within reach! in bed.


Whatever you find worthwhile in life, is worth fighting for!

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