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#51 | Back to Top12-21-2006 09:42:03 AM

Giovanna
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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

morosemocha wrote:

http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12192001.shtml

OHHH that's so wrong.

Yeah, I think that's a bookmark. I run into this comic once in a while and I always laugh but never keep track of it.


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#52 | Back to Top12-21-2006 09:49:42 AM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

Oh, god, you should. It's such a fantastic fucking comic. From Nailed! (the musical comedy about Jesus' crucifixion, written to get pussy) to the unbelievably realistic portrayles of relationships....S*P almost always makes me laugh out loud, and the man ha made me cry too, with some of his more serious storylines. I whore it out every chance I get because I really think he deserves it.

Plus, he sells a shirt that proudly proclaims "THESE ARE NOT FREE RANGE BOOBIES" Perfect for those nights at the club when asshats think pinching nipples is a pleasent way to say hello.

Fucktards.


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#53 | Back to Top12-21-2006 10:01:39 AM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

I should totally get back into webcomics. There are a few I remember loving to death and then I stopped looking. Like Sinfest.

http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2294

Car looks familiar, doesn't it? This is like the tower in hell in The Sandman and Lucifer looking eerily like Akio's. emot-frown

I think all these versions of the Devil know each other, or something.

Edit: Is random groping really that much of a problem? Don't people have any class at all? emot-frown

Edit: hehehehe
http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2273

What? Leave me alone. emot-mad


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#54 | Back to Top12-21-2006 10:18:44 AM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

You pretty little thing, I will never leave you alone. Or tell you about that shrine. Or the Googlemaps pics I have of your place. And how I patiently waited all day, refreshing the page to get a pic of you walking out of your house. school-sherlock

Never will you know of these things.

And re: groping. No, nips were a one time thing (what really pissed me off though, was that he was a friend of the girl I was dancing with, and I should have thrown him out the conviently open second floor window that was five feet away), but I've had guys randomly smack my ass in clubs while I was dancing with friends. It's hot when you do it to your girlfriend once in a while, esp when in the kitchen making dinner and she's not feeling esp sexy, but when you're in a club and it's random...FUCK YOU, BUT NOT REALLY.

Also? Sinfest = OMGAWESOME. I think I may have found me something else to obsess with...

Last edited by morosemocha (12-21-2006 10:19:33 AM)


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#55 | Back to Top12-21-2006 10:55:13 AM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

morosemocha wrote:

You pretty little thing, I will never leave you alone. Or tell you about that shrine. Or the Googlemaps pics I have of your place. And how I patiently waited all day, refreshing the page to get a pic of you walking out of your house. school-sherlock

Oh my. emot-redface

You mean this? emot-keke

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q60/mrsakioohtori/home.jpg

morosemocha wrote:

And re: groping.

Ugh, that sounds ridiculous. Needs more assholes getting punched in the jaw. What a perversion of a perfectly awesome and wonderful thing to creep up on someone that's cooking! school-chef

morosemocha wrote:

Also? Sinfest = OMGAWESOME. I think I may have found me something else to obsess with...

I admit I'm especially amused by the strips with the Devil and God. They bicker like schoolchildren and the Devil is funny. (And in a double-breasted suit...)


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#56 | Back to Top12-21-2006 11:10:59 AM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

ima gonna pop in to tell the worst thing to say in bed....ever.......

"My dick feels like...CORN"

and then in a runner up we have...

"oh god, your so tight"

that one is totally a "moment" killer...


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#57 | Back to Top12-21-2006 11:59:17 AM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

morosemocha wrote:

http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12192001.shtml

Mental Note: Next time I buy a gift for a babyshower, don't get coathangers...


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#58 | Back to Top12-21-2006 12:06:56 PM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

KissingT.Kiryuu wrote:

"oh god, your so tight"

that one is totally a "moment" killer...

But I like that. http://www.dionysians.org/forum/images/smilies/shy.gif


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#59 | Back to Top12-21-2006 01:05:29 PM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

i guess so! i dont know..for me it was just like... kinda weird.


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#60 | Back to Top12-21-2006 10:43:12 PM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

The Devil's little fanboy is the cutest thing ever.

And WHEN does dick feel like corn? When?


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#61 | Back to Top12-21-2006 10:49:30 PM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

Yeah, tight is a compliment. I think when they say it, guys are suggesting to you (or themselves) that you haven't had a lot of strange dick in you. So, they get to be your big dick experience.
I'd hate to hear, "Gee, you're loose!"
"Gee" would kill it, "you're loose" would resurrect it and kill it again.
And I haven't.
And I won't.
... unless I buy one of those humongous dildo's I found on Gio's sex toy palace page.

Actually, DOES lots of intercourse "stretch" out a woman's privates? Or is that an old wife’s tale? It's not true for me, but then, I have a small cervix.


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#62 | Back to Top12-22-2006 01:31:00 AM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

Frosty wrote:

Actually, DOES lots of intercourse "stretch" out a woman's privates? Or is that an old wife’s tale? It's not true for me, but then, I have a small cervix.

I do believe that's just a myth. Besides, vaginas that seem loose can be "repaired" with some Kegel exercises.

http://myvag.net/faq/

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#63 | Back to Top12-22-2006 01:32:34 AM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

iruka wrote:

Frosty wrote:

Actually, DOES lots of intercourse "stretch" out a woman's privates? Or is that an old wife’s tale? It's not true for me, but then, I have a small cervix.

I do believe that's just a myth. Besides, vaginas that seem loose can be "repaired" with some Kegel exercises.

http://myvag.net/faq/

I think it stretches out the 'enterance' more than the 'tunnel'


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#64 | Back to Top12-22-2006 07:20:43 AM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

It's size more than frequency. If you repeatedly are shoving huge things in there, the tissues and the muscle will stretch to adapt. An average sized whatever isn't going to stretch you now matter how hard you're fucking it, because it's never widening anything more than it's already used to.


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#65 | Back to Top12-22-2006 04:23:41 PM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

Great! Consider sex life always improved by this board.

What have we learned, kids?
Hard fucking won't ruin the entry way. Just repeated Super-Sized shoving. Even so, repair that damage with a few Kegels.
...
...
Oh no! My mother does Kegel's. emot-gonk


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#66 | Back to Top12-22-2006 04:42:05 PM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

Actually Kegels will not magically undo everything you can do to your poor, abused vagina. It can repair the muscle, which is, overall, more important, but it won't do a damned or blasted thing for soft tissues that have been stretched. Think of it like stretch marks on the inside.

That said, the vast majority of things you can stuff in there aren't going to be a problem. You have to regularly be fucking something like three inches thick before you need to worry about stretchage. The more immediate danger is you getting used to such size and then finding anything less kinda disappointing. I've figured out after about two months of not using anything like a dildo, that things shrink up a bit on their own. Minor stuff is self-repairing.

Ultimately unless you're into fisting, it's not going to be a huge problem for you. As for Kegels, tightening yourself up is the least of the benefits there. Like any other muscle, the muscles lining your vaginal walls perform better if they're properly toned. You will come harder. emot-wink

Edit: I should really post a Kegel information thread. It's a bit more complicated than just squeezing down there.


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#67 | Back to Top12-22-2006 05:46:01 PM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

OH! i just remembered what my friend told me when she had sex for the first time!

she said that her boyfriend just looked down at her and said...

"You're kinda loose for a virgin"

XD

I think it is hysterical!! school-devil


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#68 | Back to Top12-22-2006 05:52:43 PM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

KissingT.Kiryuu wrote:

her boyfriend just looked down at her and said...

"You're kinda loose for a virgin"

Oh my god. I would have decked him right then. That's just rude.


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#69 | Back to Top12-22-2006 05:58:44 PM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

she should have.... but she didn't.

school-chef see..the little chef make some penis stew outa him.

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#70 | Back to Top12-22-2006 11:19:42 PM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

No, it's all about the fried penis. Which he seriously would deserve. You do not criticize a woman's anatomy. At least, not if you want yours to remain intact.


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#71 | Back to Top12-23-2006 01:08:02 AM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

ShatteredMirror wrote:

No, it's all about the fried penis. Which he seriously would deserve. You do not criticize a woman's anatomy. At least, not if you want yours to remain intact.

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I guess that even the smooth talking Chairman can get on Utena's bad side. *hehe* school-chefschool-chefschool-chef


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#72 | Back to Top12-23-2006 01:31:49 AM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

Like Akio would ever be so rude as to call a woman loose.


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#73 | Back to Top12-23-2006 08:51:54 AM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

With how legendary his penis is, no woman is loose to him....

XD


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#74 | Back to Top12-23-2006 09:23:27 PM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

Amen to that. No guy wants to be naked next to Akio. Unless they're having sex. And then, Akio would never call any guy loose for exactly the same reason.


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#75 | Back to Top12-24-2006 04:52:26 AM

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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER

ShatteredMirror wrote:

Amen to that. No guy wants to be naked next to Akio. Unless they're having sex. And then, Akio would never call any guy loose for exactly the same reason.

I would hate to meet the woman that Akio could say was too loose down there. emot-gonk


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