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So's other good things can begin.
Who was phone?
What's the purpose of a middle name?
Just how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Because Disney has been genetically engineering animated characters since 1927 or so.
If the Three Stooges were set in a free for all between themselves, who would win?
yes but only on thursdays between 4 a.m and 6 p.m
Is schrodinger's cat dead?
Nope. It's playing possum.
How do you lose a guy in ten days?
Because it's the closest thing they've got to a ship.
What can duct tape NOT fix?
Why do evil bishies have so many more fangirls than good ones?
Yes that one guy that was around to hear it, but is now dead from BEING CRUSHED BY AN EFFING TREE!!
I can haz cheezburger nao?
No cheezburger for u!!!
Do you believe in measuring a person's level of sexual preference in percentiles?
Not sick. I'm special.
Why do they call them "fairy" tales?
Because 'fag waggers' was too offensive.
Why are they called egg beaters?
Because then how would Bilbo Baggins celebrate his Eleventy-First birthday?
Where do they make balloons?
(PS- to anyone who gets the reference!)
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