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HOLY SHIT PEOPLE, IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH WE'RE GETTING AN UTENA EXHIBITION RIGHT NOW

THEY. ARE. MAKING. A. NEW. MUSICAL. NEXT. YEAR. START LOSING YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW

#551 | Back to Top02-11-2013 04:04:13 PM

Nova
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Registered: 05-02-2012
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Brush them with vigor.

How the hell did I end up as one of those people who owns a guitar but cannot play more than three chords on it?


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#552 | Back to Top02-11-2013 04:25:04 PM

The_Lame_Goat
Rose Smilee
From: Narnia
Registered: 11-13-2012
Posts: 133

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

You got it as a gift from your brother, had a few lessons, then had to take a break to focus on a cello related scholarship and forgot to pick the lessons back up. (my real life situation)

How can I get a puppy to follow me home?


Oh treachery!

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#553 | Back to Top02-11-2013 04:29:16 PM

crystalwren
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From: Brisbane
Registered: 04-21-2009
Posts: 1172
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Nova wrote:

Brush them with vigor.

How the hell did I end up as one of those people who owns a guitar but cannot play more than three chords on it?

You can only play three chords because you only have three fingers.

How can I get ahead?

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#554 | Back to Top02-11-2013 06:35:18 PM

QQQQQ
Cow Bellhop
From: Canada
Registered: 02-12-2011
Posts: 476

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

crystalwren wrote:

You can only play three chords because you only have three fingers.

Django Reinhardt would like a word with you.

How can I get ahead?

Guillotine.

How do I find true love?

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#555 | Back to Top02-11-2013 08:54:50 PM

Yasha
Bitch Queen
From: Edmonton, AB, Canada
Registered: 10-15-2006
Posts: 6018
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Look in the last place you left it emot-dance

Is hate something like a bad pickle, or more like the destruction of everything you know and love?


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#556 | Back to Top03-01-2013 04:32:56 AM

crystalwren
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From: Brisbane
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

It's not the hate of the pickle that counts, it's how it makes you feel inside.

What's the price of eggs in China?

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#557 | Back to Top03-03-2013 01:03:08 PM

Yasha
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From: Edmonton, AB, Canada
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Depends on whether they're counterfeit.

Where do ideas come from?


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#558 | Back to Top03-03-2013 03:30:47 PM

satyreyes
no, definitely no cons
From: New Orleans, Louisiana
Registered: 10-16-2006
Posts: 10328
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Well, Yasha, when a need and an opportunity love each other very much...

Who will write me a limerick?

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#559 | Back to Top03-03-2013 03:36:41 PM

Atropos
Atropos Turretslayer
From: Hampden College
Registered: 10-22-2011
Posts: 906

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

There once was a man from Nantucket...

If you die in high school, do you die in real life?

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#560 | Back to Top03-03-2013 06:28:49 PM

crystalwren
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From: Brisbane
Registered: 04-21-2009
Posts: 1172
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

No, because there is no such thing as high school. It's babysitting under the title of 'education'.

Is that a box of Viagra in your pocket, or are you genuinely happy to see me?

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#561 | Back to Top03-03-2013 08:24:30 PM

TheOnlyFlorence
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Registered: 09-16-2012
Posts: 454

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

It's a microphone. Don't flatter yourself.

Why can't I find my Nerf bullets?

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#562 | Back to Top03-03-2013 08:28:41 PM

satyreyes
no, definitely no cons
From: New Orleans, Louisiana
Registered: 10-16-2006
Posts: 10328
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because I put them all in my pocket.  (But I am also happy to see you.)

Is Edward Scissorhands allowed to run?

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#563 | Back to Top03-04-2013 01:07:05 AM

crystalwren
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From: Brisbane
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Yes, he'd make a great Member for Parliament. emot-tongue

Could you please put your name down on the dotted line?

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#564 | Back to Top03-04-2013 01:29:20 AM

satyreyes
no, definitely no cons
From: New Orleans, Louisiana
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Nice try, Kira.

Will you do my wife for ten grand?

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#565 | Back to Top03-04-2013 07:00:09 AM

TheOnlyFlorence
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Registered: 09-16-2012
Posts: 454

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Actually, I just wanna watch TV.

Where my alcoholics at?

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#566 | Back to Top03-06-2013 12:49:53 AM

crystalwren
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From: Brisbane
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

I'm right here, dunno about the others.

If I made you my bitch, would you lick my boots?

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#567 | Back to Top09-12-2013 02:43:53 PM

Riri-kins
World's End
From: Cloud Nine
Registered: 09-22-2008
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

It depended on whether or not your boots tasted like chocolate.

What is the greatest invention ever?


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#568 | Back to Top09-12-2013 02:59:56 PM

satyreyes
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From: New Orleans, Louisiana
Registered: 10-16-2006
Posts: 10328
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

You are, my darling robot. etc-love

What comes after the afterlife?

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#569 | Back to Top09-12-2013 03:27:14 PM

Atropos
Atropos Turretslayer
From: Hampden College
Registered: 10-22-2011
Posts: 906

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

I could show you...but I'd have to kill you.

What are my prospects for world domination by age 30?

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#570 | Back to Top09-12-2013 04:58:41 PM

TheOnlyFlorence
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Registered: 09-16-2012
Posts: 454

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Do it or don't.

Where did I leave my papercraft tweezers?

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#571 | Back to Top09-12-2013 06:58:47 PM

crystalwren
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From: Brisbane
Registered: 04-21-2009
Posts: 1172
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

On the space shuttle, just before it took off. You'll never see them again.

Do you think Anthy is good in bed?

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#572 | Back to Top09-12-2013 11:35:47 PM

satyreyes
no, definitely no cons
From: New Orleans, Louisiana
Registered: 10-16-2006
Posts: 10328
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Yes, she is good...

Why do I attempt humor at 1:30 in the morning?

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#573 | Back to Top09-22-2013 12:06:25 AM

crystalwren
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From: Brisbane
Registered: 04-21-2009
Posts: 1172
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because you have no shame.

Who snavelled the last Twistie?

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#574 | Back to Top05-20-2014 01:05:11 PM

zeedikay
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Registered: 02-22-2014
Posts: 170

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

The last time I saw it, it was being worshiped as a fertility idol by a developing tribe of cockroaches deep within the cabinet under the kitchen sink.

Why are dandelions considered weeds anyways?

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#575 | Back to Top08-25-2014 04:55:31 PM

Mangorabbit
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Registered: 08-14-2014
Posts: 54

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because if they were called "eggplants" it would make even less sense.

What is the number for 911?


"Here is my secret. It is very simple: one sees well only with the heart. The essential is invisible to the eyes."

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