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Rules: One poster asks a ridiculous question, and the next gives a funny or kooky answer. Then, the next asks his or her own question and so on.
Poster A: Why does Utena wear red booty shorts?
Poster B: Because her blue ones were in the wash.
Why can't penguins fly?
Got it? Here we go.
Why do cows say moo?
Because American influence pervades all.
Why do people not understand that the word 'no' means 'no?'
Because the village idiots are already busy.
Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten and hot dog buns come in packs of eight?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Last edited by spoon-san (10-10-2009 09:09:17 PM)
A loaf of bread.
Who wants to be a millionare?
Ikuni, of course.
Why can't Razara and I catch bees?
Yes unless it's about your previous sex partners.
Does life go on?
and on and on and on......
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Last edited by Mock Puppet (10-11-2009 05:40:00 AM)
People's BS. Or a snake eating its tail. Or The Book of People's BS by a Snake Eating it's Own Tail.
Why did it take so long for JK Rowling to finish book 5?
Because she was getting so pissed off at fans always asking her stupid questions like "When's the next book coming out?" "How is it going to end?" and she wanted to piss them off a bit.
Why does Tamago come up with these ideas that get me excited, but doesn't make anything about the idea?
By the fact that you can see what you are writing, naturally.
If a turtle no longer have a shell, is it homeless or just naked?
Neither. It's soup.
Why does the Old Testament make blood boil?