You are not logged in.

Gougai! Gougai!

GUYS GUYS I JUST UPLOADED THE 1997 UTENA MUSICAL IN HIGH DEFINITION straight from the Japanese Blu-rays! i am now very tired goodnight

Also, our Secret Santa is going on! Come join in the fun!

#1 | Back to Top10-10-2009 04:46:18 PM

Riri-kins
World's End
From: Cloud Nine
Registered: 09-22-2008
Posts: 2347

Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Rules: One poster asks a ridiculous question, and the next gives a funny or kooky answer. Then, the next asks his or her own question and so on.

Example

Poster A: Why does Utena wear red booty shorts?

Poster B: Because her blue ones were in the wash.
             Why can't penguins fly?

Got it? Here we go. emot-smile

Why do cows say moo?


Proud Saionji and Mikage fangirl
My Utena fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2000115/Riri-kins

Offline

 

#2 | Back to Top10-10-2009 04:50:42 PM

The_A_Man
Someday Shiner
From: Canada
Registered: 02-22-2009
Posts: 9107
Website

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because saying poo would be to dirty.

Why is everyone so lazy?

Offline

 

#3 | Back to Top10-10-2009 04:56:30 PM

spoon-san
Someday Shiner
Registered: 03-18-2009
Posts: 3423

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because American influence pervades all.

Why do people not understand that the word 'no' means 'no?'

Offline

 

#4 | Back to Top10-10-2009 05:48:02 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
Website

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Cos it would be too politically correct otherwise.

Why do fools fall in love?

Offline

 

#5 | Back to Top10-10-2009 05:54:45 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because the village idiots are already busy.

Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten and hot dog buns come in packs of eight?


Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

Offline

 

#6 | Back to Top10-10-2009 06:10:13 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
Website

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Cos American Big Business wants to make you eat 40 hot dogs and make you fat.

What does chicken taste like?

Last edited by Tamago (10-10-2009 06:10:42 PM)

Offline

 

#7 | Back to Top10-10-2009 09:03:36 PM

spoon-san
Someday Shiner
Registered: 03-18-2009
Posts: 3423

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Chicken.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Last edited by spoon-san (10-10-2009 09:09:17 PM)

Offline

 

#8 | Back to Top10-10-2009 09:09:25 PM

Imaginary Bad Bug
Revolutionary
From: Connecticut, USA
Registered: 10-16-2006
Posts: 2168
Website

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

The same place Waldo is.


The orange... is the fruit named after the color, or the color named after the fruit?


http://lh5.ggpht.com/_HERdW38xV_c/S5xZ2QVrIwI/AAAAAAAAApg/uNpckSbLgUw/s800/utenaban.jpg

Offline

 

#9 | Back to Top10-10-2009 09:31:26 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
Website

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

YES!

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Offline

 

#10 | Back to Top10-10-2009 09:37:16 PM

spoon-san
Someday Shiner
Registered: 03-18-2009
Posts: 3423

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

A loaf of bread.

Who wants to be a millionare?

Offline

 

#11 | Back to Top10-10-2009 10:08:19 PM

The_A_Man
Someday Shiner
From: Canada
Registered: 02-22-2009
Posts: 9107
Website

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

ME! emot-biggrinemot-biggrinemot-biggrin

Who's going to write a fan fic about Bedroom Shaking and Deep Tongue Submerge?

Offline

 

#12 | Back to Top10-10-2009 10:10:35 PM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Ikuni, of course.

Why can't Razara and I catch bees?


Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

Offline

 

#13 | Back to Top10-11-2009 12:34:49 AM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
Website

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Cos neither of you have hives. emot-tongue

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

Offline

 

#14 | Back to Top10-11-2009 01:08:20 AM

spoon-san
Someday Shiner
Registered: 03-18-2009
Posts: 3423

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Yes unless it's about your previous sex partners.

Does life go on?

Offline

 

#15 | Back to Top10-11-2009 05:39:28 AM

Mock Puppet
Azure Paleontologist
From: In a dark room.
Registered: 10-06-2007
Posts: 1207
Website

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

and on and on and on......

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

Last edited by Mock Puppet (10-11-2009 05:40:00 AM)


“Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.”
-A. Nonymous-

Offline

 

#16 | Back to Top10-11-2009 04:23:27 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
Website

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Cos he doesn't want to embarrass you before he shoves his hand up the you-know-where, why else.

What has no beginning, no middle and no end?

Offline

 

#17 | Back to Top10-11-2009 04:35:07 PM

BalamiyaVardihi
High Tripper
From: New Jersey
Registered: 12-16-2007
Posts: 243

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

People's BS. Or a snake eating its tail. Or The Book of People's BS by a Snake Eating it's Own Tail.

Why did it take so long for JK Rowling to finish book 5?


Twirling round with this familiar parabol
Spinning, weaving round each new experience.
Recognize this as a holy gift and
Celebrate this chance to be alive and breathing

Offline

 

#18 | Back to Top10-11-2009 04:42:23 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
Website

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

She discovered Purple Prose and became addicted to it.

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Last edited by Tamago (10-11-2009 04:42:48 PM)

Offline

 

#19 | Back to Top10-11-2009 04:44:18 PM

The_A_Man
Someday Shiner
From: Canada
Registered: 02-22-2009
Posts: 9107
Website

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because she was getting so pissed off at fans always asking her stupid questions like "When's the next book coming out?" "How is it going to end?" and she wanted to piss them off a bit.

Why does Tamago come up with these ideas that get me excited, but doesn't make anything about the idea?

Offline

 

#20 | Back to Top10-11-2009 04:47:18 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
Website

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

From my brain cells which are located in my brain of cause. emot-tongue

Where do storks get the babies they deliver from?

Offline

 

#21 | Back to Top10-11-2009 04:55:42 PM

The_A_Man
Someday Shiner
From: Canada
Registered: 02-22-2009
Posts: 9107
Website

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

They steel them.

Why do I have a math test on Tuesday?

Offline

 

#22 | Back to Top10-11-2009 05:07:15 PM

Tamago
God of Comedy
From: Minami Goushuu
Registered: 10-17-2006
Posts: 14280
Website

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Cos your teacher has Mondayitis.

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

Offline

 

#23 | Back to Top10-12-2009 03:06:31 AM

Mock Puppet
Azure Paleontologist
From: In a dark room.
Registered: 10-06-2007
Posts: 1207
Website

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

By the fact that you can see what you are writing, naturally.

If a turtle no longer have a shell, is it homeless or just naked?


“Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.”
-A. Nonymous-

Offline

 

#24 | Back to Top10-12-2009 08:16:02 AM

BioKraze
Faceless Master
From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
Registered: 11-26-2006
Posts: 8280

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Neither. It's soup.

Why does the Old Testament make blood boil?


Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

Offline

 

#25 | Back to Top10-12-2009 09:21:27 AM

spoon-san
Someday Shiner
Registered: 03-18-2009
Posts: 3423

Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Because the Israelites ran out of golden calves.

Who are the Beatles?

Offline

 

Board footer

Powered by PunBB 1.2.23
© Copyright 2002–2008 PunBB
Forum styled and maintained by Giovanna and Yasha
Return to Empty Movement