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#1976 | Back to Top04-22-2015 09:57:47 AM

Riri-kins
World's End
From: Cloud Nine
Registered: 09-22-2008
Posts: 2345

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but you can never land and die of exhaustion from flapping your arms.

I wish I had Angelina Jolie's lips.


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My Utena fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2000115/Riri-kins

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#1977 | Back to Top04-23-2015 11:47:54 AM

Flah
Belladonna Buster
From: British Columbia
Registered: 09-05-2013
Posts: 209

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted. With a wet splat, her lips land before you. Angelina Jolie, now lip-less, becomes a horribly disfigured recluse. Together, Brangelina happen to discover that her mysterious injury is the result of your poorly worded wish and do everything in their power to destroy you from the shadows.

I wish my place had a south-facing window.


Somewhere, there is an unplugged toaster sitting on a Coleman stove.

Does it feel lonely?

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#1978 | Back to Top05-05-2015 08:36:28 AM

DorianGray345
Mikage Mistruster
From: The Island of Denial
Registered: 07-12-2013
Posts: 68

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but that is your only aperture to the outside world. Without any doors, you are trapped, and slowly go insane. If you wish to escape, you must break the window to get free. Oh, wait - it's made of adamant.

I wish I could become invisible.


"Depression, the bereavement of the Past
Anxiety, the imminence of the Future
Contentment, the seduction of the Present
Time flows mercilessly, and I reside on the Island of Denial"

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#1979 | Back to Top05-06-2015 09:18:00 PM

Mangorabbit
Touga Topper
Registered: 08-14-2014
Posts: 54

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Oh, you can. It just has not happen yet. You do not know when and you can not be visible again.

I wish I was not allergic to cats.


"Here is my secret. It is very simple: one sees well only with the heart. The essential is invisible to the eyes."

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#1980 | Back to Top05-07-2015 05:11:51 AM

TheOnlyFlorence
Revolution Televisor
Registered: 09-16-2012
Posts: 453

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted. You're allergic to everything else.

I wish I had more money.

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#1981 | Back to Top05-07-2015 04:44:22 PM

Mangorabbit
Touga Topper
Registered: 08-14-2014
Posts: 54

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, you now have a box that makes money. Nothing can go wrong, right? (This link leads to a game that is just that. fake money though, but still the coruption. http://gamejolt.com/games/adventure/exo … ney/36236/)

I wish I could paint the town red.


"Here is my secret. It is very simple: one sees well only with the heart. The essential is invisible to the eyes."

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#1982 | Back to Top05-07-2015 05:00:59 PM

ShatteredMirror
Yaoi Pet #1
From: Sacramento, CA
Registered: 10-22-2006
Posts: 8858

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted. You are now allergic to the color red.

I wish I could find an instant coffee that actually tasted good.


Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source.

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#1983 | Back to Top05-08-2015 12:23:19 PM

DorianGray345
Mikage Mistruster
From: The Island of Denial
Registered: 07-12-2013
Posts: 68

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but this is the only thing your taste buds recognize.

I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate.


"Depression, the bereavement of the Past
Anxiety, the imminence of the Future
Contentment, the seduction of the Present
Time flows mercilessly, and I reside on the Island of Denial"

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#1984 | Back to Top05-08-2015 01:45:41 PM

satyreyes
no, definitely no cons
From: New Orleans, Louisiana
Registered: 10-16-2006
Posts: 10328
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted!!  You have an endless supply of chocolate by virtue of suddenly owning a magical chocolate factory.  The only problem is that the factory is currently facing legal action from four families whose children were drowned, shrunk, mauled by trained squirrels, or turned into blueberries on your premises, as well as a threatened strike from your worker's union, which claims that their working conditions amount to slavery and that their duties include forced improvisational musical theater that is nowhere in their job descriptions.  It is good that you have all that chocolate, because you will be needing to eat your troubles away. emot-frown

I wish for an endless supply of trained squirrels.

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#1985 | Back to Top05-08-2015 02:43:42 PM

Riri-kins
World's End
From: Cloud Nine
Registered: 09-22-2008
Posts: 2345

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but they're all fifty feet tall and the only thing they were trained to do is demolish buildings. Your squirrels destroy the city.

I wish I had my own reverse harem.


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My Utena fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2000115/Riri-kins

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#1986 | Back to Top05-08-2015 03:45:23 PM

DorianGray345
Mikage Mistruster
From: The Island of Denial
Registered: 07-12-2013
Posts: 68

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Riri-kins wrote:

Granted, but they're all fifty feet tall and the only thing they were trained to do is demolish buildings. Your squirrels destroy the city.

I wish I had my own reverse harem.

Granted, but they are all homosexual, and, thus, are not attracted to you.

I wish I my chocolate factory had rocket boosters.


"Depression, the bereavement of the Past
Anxiety, the imminence of the Future
Contentment, the seduction of the Present
Time flows mercilessly, and I reside on the Island of Denial"

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#1987 | Back to Top05-08-2015 11:55:58 PM

zeedikay
Sunlit Gardener (Prelude)
Registered: 02-22-2014
Posts: 170

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but upon your sudden trip to space, you sudden realize that this adventure will be the lesser known of the adventures you have had. Even if you manage to survive the inky invaders, and meet the president, the feeling that you will always be known for your chocolatey failures will always haunt you.

I wish I had a better grip on drawing the human anatomy.

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#1988 | Back to Top05-09-2015 09:13:46 AM

DorianGray345
Mikage Mistruster
From: The Island of Denial
Registered: 07-12-2013
Posts: 68

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but it is the pencil, not you, that has the drawing ability. You cannot let go, regardless of your efforts.

I wish I was the main character of a popular novel series.


"Depression, the bereavement of the Past
Anxiety, the imminence of the Future
Contentment, the seduction of the Present
Time flows mercilessly, and I reside on the Island of Denial"

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#1989 | Back to Top05-09-2015 01:30:57 PM

satyreyes
no, definitely no cons
From: New Orleans, Louisiana
Registered: 10-16-2006
Posts: 10328
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Wish granted, like, over a century ago, by Oscar Wilde, and let me tell you, you did not come out of that novel looking great.  You were kind of a son of a bitch, plus you died at the end.  Then later you were in the novelization of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen movie, but you were a son of a bitch in that one, too, plus you died at the end.  You want another novel to round out the series?  How about Dorian Gray Meets Pablo Picasso, a historical novel where Picasso paints you a portrait giving you the ability to live forever, except that everyone can see all sides of your face at all times and you are hideously ugly?

I wish for a mashup of my favorite anime opening songs.

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#1990 | Back to Top05-16-2015 02:55:20 PM

Riri-kins
World's End
From: Cloud Nine
Registered: 09-22-2008
Posts: 2345

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but it's sung by the world's cheesiest europop band.

I wish to own a Triple Crown winner.


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#1991 | Back to Top05-17-2015 09:01:37 AM

TheOnlyFlorence
Revolution Televisor
Registered: 09-16-2012
Posts: 453

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted. Enjoy Sweden.

I wish I had enough money to afford an apartment above my normal price range.

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#1992 | Back to Top05-17-2015 04:07:54 PM

Flah
Belladonna Buster
From: British Columbia
Registered: 09-05-2013
Posts: 209

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted. You don't have enough money to afford any food or utilities, though. It's basically just a very expensive box for you to sit in.

I wish for a genuine perpetual motion machine that can be easily constructed and replicated.


Somewhere, there is an unplugged toaster sitting on a Coleman stove.

Does it feel lonely?

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#1993 | Back to Top05-18-2015 01:20:47 PM

Enea
Juri Jeerer
From: Poland
Registered: 04-25-2015
Posts: 45

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

And it happened but unfortunately big corporations have already filled a patents in the countries all around the world, started to produce your dream machine and sell it in price so expensive you will never be able to afford it. So you've tried to make it by yourself - they catched you and the fine is so high that you are doomed for the rest of the eternity.

I wish I had all the books I've ever wanted.

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#1994 | Back to Top05-21-2015 11:53:31 AM

Ikarikun
Wakaba Wrangler
From: \_(ツ)_/
Registered: 04-20-2015
Posts: 12

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Enea wrote:

I wish I had all the books I've ever wanted.

Your wish is granted. Every book is written in untranslatable script, meaning you cannot read them.

I wish to never have headaches ever again.


For the revolution of the world, I won't give up on love!

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#1995 | Back to Top05-25-2015 03:04:26 PM

Flah
Belladonna Buster
From: British Columbia
Registered: 09-05-2013
Posts: 209

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted. We've replaced Ikarikun's head with a Folger's Instant Coffee. Let's see if he notices.

I wish I could be a robot.


Somewhere, there is an unplugged toaster sitting on a Coleman stove.

Does it feel lonely?

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#1996 | Back to Top05-26-2015 05:56:53 PM

Mangorabbit
Touga Topper
Registered: 08-14-2014
Posts: 54

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, you are this robot.
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/gunnerkrigg/images/d/da/Boxbot.png/revision/latest?cb=20080731222823
How disappointing.

I wish I had cool shoes.


"Here is my secret. It is very simple: one sees well only with the heart. The essential is invisible to the eyes."

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#1997 | Back to Top05-27-2015 04:07:20 AM

Snow
Troublesome Insect
From: in the wolf
Registered: 09-30-2013
Posts: 642

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

http://s9.postimg.org/ub17y3tzz/ice_block.png
Granted

I wish I had a piano in my apartment so I could play dramatic music when my neighbors start arguing.

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#1998 | Back to Top05-28-2015 03:34:11 PM

Riri-kins
World's End
From: Cloud Nine
Registered: 09-22-2008
Posts: 2345

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but first your have to move it up thirty flights of stairs with only Miki's creepy piano teacher to help you.

I wish my basketball team had gone to the playoffs.


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My Utena fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2000115/Riri-kins

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#1999 | Back to Top05-29-2015 05:09:24 AM

TheOnlyFlorence
Revolution Televisor
Registered: 09-16-2012
Posts: 453

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted (the Rockets, really?). They make it through the playoffs and come out winning the championship game. The city, as a whole, is happy and elated at their team winning, and they congratulate them all over social media. Slowly, however, people understood that they vested themselves in teams when they were winning, and they dismissed themselves from responsibility when the team lost. They didn't even own or directly financially support the teams. This disconnect showed that sports, collectively, are escapist and fleeting. People then dedicated their moments and energetic passion to others, humanity, and enriching the living experience through acts that wouldn't last as just a vague memory. Support for sports dwindled, support for arts rose, and supporting others became driving forces in people's actions. And then, shortly after this change, James Harden, down that he didn't get MVP this year, wasn't watching where he was going and tripped on the sidewalk, landing beard-first into a dog turd.


I wish it would stop raining in my city for 24 hours, then resume its normal cycle upon completion of that time.

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#2000 | Back to Top05-29-2015 11:32:33 AM

Riri-kins
World's End
From: Cloud Nine
Registered: 09-22-2008
Posts: 2345

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but it rains bleach when it starts again.

I wish I had a fairy godmother.


Proud Saionji and Mikage fangirl
My Utena fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2000115/Riri-kins

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