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#1951 | Back to Top12-09-2014 09:58:29 AM

Mangorabbit
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

E͙͍̬͎̰̘͑̍̎R͗̿RO̜̭̪̖̎R̹̺̖̹̬̮ͦ͛̄͆͌̅͌!̲̫͊̌́ͦ̽ ̼̞̗̟̦̩ͫ̏ͯ̍D̙̮͖͖͕̫̱͊͂̊ͬ̚o̺̦͇̪̗ ̙͎̂̑ͨͪ̅ṯ͓ͦ̀̈́̇ȍ̤͂ͥͅ ͔͕͗̅̑̀n̙͖̬̟̉̄ͫ͛at͖͍̬͓͖͍̾͗u̘̯̟͗̋ͮ̊̈́ř̜̠̭̙͉ẽ͈̤͇̘͉̝̿ͨ̐͑̀ͅ ̌̃͒̔ͨ̈o̤͙̮̟̰̾̓ḟ̩͙̾ ̬̩̮̜̝͒̅͂͛ͤͤw̱̙̹̜ͧͦͪ͂ͪi̹̗͈ͦ͛ͅs̾ͣ͆͌h͖̗̠̞̳̆,̜̍̓ͦ̔̋ͬ̌ ͍̜͋̊ͮ̈ͣ̚g̭̰͚̟̥̤ͭ̑ͤͯͬͩͅȧ͈̳͓̤̖͔ͥ̓̒͛m̯͋̂̉̅̓͌ͪé̯̣̋̓̓ ͥ͌h̩͒̃ȃ͉́s̋̏̍ ͕̩̋͑b̹̻͉̯ͨͪ̒̌̃̉ȇ͉̪̳͎͎ͯ̉̎e̜̲̋̏ͣ̑̔ͩn̯̩̱͍̝ͬ͊ ͇̫̲͈ͪͦ̿̚h̅a͚ͭ͛lͦt̯̦͕̞̥̑ͅe͖͇͗̄̉̈̎̅d̙͎͌̽̿̄ͩ̔́ ̖̟̠̿f̹̮̗͖͔̞̗͛ͯ̓ͬ̀o͕͖̣͓̻̰̻ͣ̃r͚̟͈̻̓̊ ͙͋́͑9̲̣̟̱̗̳̠ͫ̈́͂̎̌4͍̖̻̭̌̔̒̽͌̄ ̹̥̝͉̪̂ͩ͆́ͅm͑̅ï̩͖͎̬̫̣n͓̝͔̬̫̜̰ͯ.̜͂̓̂͋̈́͐ͅ ͔̩͓̞̈͆̅ͮ̅̿̓B͍͗E̫͇̓ͫ̄͆̚ ̟̠̩̗̤͎̹͊ͬs̤̦͓̗͉ͩ͌ͭ̍ͅu̺̦̦ͤ̾̊ͨ̾̌r̰͙e̤̘̩͉̠ ̦͇̩̭̖̽͑̈̚ͅt͇̰̟̯̳ō̞̰͈ͬ̎ͬ̆ͤ ̼̈ͫ̂ͤșͬi̤̤g̗̝̹̦̯ͤ̊̋ͮ͌͊ȗ̀r̙̔̈́̋e̹̽ ̟͎̐r͕̥̥ͪ͂́͊͌ǒ̥̜̺̟̯̳̱͛̈͌̎͒̉s̄͊̉̏ͭͅeͩͭ̈́s̭͕͔̟̘͕̎ ̗̘̟̖̜̳̇̍͂̆ͭ̎o̗̲̟̟͌͐́͌̌̂ͬr̿͌ͧ͂ͦ̾ ̻̞̜̆̐͛̋͆̐̚o͓̦̜̼͓̞̿ć͎͔͎̦̰̿̾̅̄͂t̳̅̐o͓͓̲̓͋p͕͕̻ͧ̊̄͂ǘ̪s̟̾̐̀̑͊e̞͓̞̳̝̾ͮ͌ͪ̽̍s̙ͥͦ ̞̟̱b̠̰̦̼̳ͪͯ̓e͉̤̦̟̘f͇̣͎͌͌̒ͯ̚o͗̇͂r̃ͧͦ͊̾e̫̮̭̿ ͉̘͗r̜̠̙̙̳͒ͣͫ̓ě̦͈̼ͮe͙͆͂̈̒ň͍͛͋̎̄tr̖̹͈͚̲̭̫̋̋̈̊̐y͖̌.͉ͪ̓ͭ̎͊


ummmm....

I wish for a white Christmas.


"Here is my secret. It is very simple: one sees well only with the heart. The essential is invisible to the eyes."

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#1952 | Back to Top12-09-2014 11:32:43 AM

Snow
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From: under the dogstar sail
Registered: 09-30-2013
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted. You spend it watching Ikuhara pore through a stockpile of Sailor Moon yuri doujinshi.

I wish we had replicators.

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#1953 | Back to Top12-09-2014 11:37:30 AM

satyreyes
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but they still can't synthesize tea, Earl Grey, hot.

I wish I knew how Mangorabbit did those text decorations!  emot-aaa

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#1954 | Back to Top12-09-2014 09:09:49 PM

Mangorabbit
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but you typed "glich text" into Bing. Now who knows what might happen.

I wish I had a violin!


"Here is my secret. It is very simple: one sees well only with the heart. The essential is invisible to the eyes."

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#1955 | Back to Top12-11-2014 12:09:03 PM

Riri-kins
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Registered: 09-22-2008
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but the only song you will ever be able to play on it is Aqua's "Barbie Girl. "

I wish my cat would leave the ornaments on the Christmas tree alone.


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#1956 | Back to Top12-11-2014 07:16:44 PM

Mangorabbit
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but now they play with the thermostat.

I wish I could go to a masked ball.


"Here is my secret. It is very simple: one sees well only with the heart. The essential is invisible to the eyes."

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#1957 | Back to Top12-11-2014 07:56:35 PM

TheOnlyFlorence
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Registered: 09-16-2012
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted. You get to meet the Jack-in-the-Box mascot. He gives you a breakfast taco. It tastes as you expect it would.

I wish it took more to make me feel stressed.

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#1958 | Back to Top12-21-2014 03:14:38 PM

Mangorabbit
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted! Now you have a stronger stress tolerance! But it comes at you in a huge blow when it comes and you still don't know the limit. It will keep changing too, by the way.

I wish there was an reliable bus service to where I need to go in my hometown.


"Here is my secret. It is very simple: one sees well only with the heart. The essential is invisible to the eyes."

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#1959 | Back to Top02-01-2015 09:05:57 PM

Riri-kins
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but the fee is your soul.

I wish I knew what my firstborn will look like.

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#1960 | Back to Top02-01-2015 09:16:52 PM

satyreyes
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted.

http://s29.postimg.org/88kz3okdf/Time_baby.jpg

I wish baseball were two-thirds as popular as football in the United States.

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#1961 | Back to Top02-02-2015 09:43:34 AM

yusaku
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From: Kansas City
Registered: 03-09-2014
Posts: 180

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted.

The baseball players went on strike because they felt were not being paid enough.

I want a fine Rolls Royce to drive.


***The world is one large Rose Academy!!!***

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#1962 | Back to Top02-02-2015 10:52:13 AM

zeedikay
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Registered: 02-22-2014
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted! Now it's not in mint condition, but I'm sure with a little work, it'll be good as new. The muffler's over there, the steering wheel is over there... Oh! I think one of the doors is in that tree! And, oh, is that an oil seal I spy...
ALTERNATIVELY:
Granted! I'm sure the old owner will be HAPPY to give you some pointers for it's care...
https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1392952509/8638539.jpg

I wish I could get a job as a voice actor!

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#1963 | Back to Top02-02-2015 12:29:42 PM

Flah
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Registered: 09-05-2013
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted. Instead of an ironic punishment, you simply learn how little voice actors actually earn for their work.

I wish I could have perfect vision so that I don't have to keep wearing glasses.


Somewhere, there is an unplugged toaster sitting on a Coleman stove.

Does it feel lonely?

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#1964 | Back to Top02-02-2015 02:23:09 PM

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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted. You have compound eyes with twelve color receptors like a mantis shrimp but now you have to live underwater for the rest of your life...in a boring old aquarium.

I wish to make and profit from the next viral cute cat video.


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#1965 | Back to Top02-02-2015 07:36:50 PM

Mangorabbit
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted! But the kitty star realizes what has happened and the fame is going to kitty's head! If things get to far, you may need to send them to rehab for catnip abuse.

I wish I could fly!


"Here is my secret. It is very simple: one sees well only with the heart. The essential is invisible to the eyes."

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#1966 | Back to Top02-03-2015 12:27:18 AM

Flah
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Registered: 09-05-2013
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted. You can fly but you choose not to. You are as perplexed by this decision as everyone else around you.

I wish to know the secrets of the universe.


Somewhere, there is an unplugged toaster sitting on a Coleman stove.

Does it feel lonely?

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#1967 | Back to Top02-06-2015 10:07:51 AM

Riri-kins
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted. The secrets of the universe are...seventeen, cheese, and a cup of sugar.

I wish it rained Pepsi.


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#1968 | Back to Top02-06-2015 11:26:01 AM

satyreyes
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Wish granted!  Okay, so let's leave aside whether this would actually be as fun as it sounds.  Walking around catching Pepsi in your mouth could be fun, if you're into Pepsi, but unless you're doing it in the nude, you will have some very stubborn laundry afterwards.  That's to say nothing of what will happen to your car -- even if the engine or other moving parts don't get gummed up beyond repair, your paint job will never look the same again.  But I have a garage!  Okay, but how are you going to drive on roads that are sticky with congealed Pepsi syrup?  That would be hard enough even if you weren't driving through the clouds of animals and insects that are converging on the exposed syrup like... well, like flies to honey.  And can you imagine the smell?

But forget that.  Pepsi has a pH of 2.4, putting its acidity about halfway between Sprite and battery acid; this is about one hundred times more concentrated than typical acid rain.  During a 1-inch rainstorm, a square mile of land receives 17.38 million gallons of water -- or, in this case, about 33 million party-sized two-liter bottles of Pepsi.  Lakes have a lot of water in them, but it doesn't take too many storms of millions of gallons of Pepsi to move the needle on the lake's pH noticeably to the acidic side.  Life in a lake tends to require a pretty consistent pH, and over the course of a year we have packed a hundred years' worth of acid rain into just twelve months.  Mass extinctions follow.

And remember that laundry you were doing after going out in the sodastorm?  And the shower you had to take?  Yeeeah, it's not going to be long before you are doing your laundry in dilute Pepsi and showering in dilute Pepsi, assuming that the liquid's acidity and density don't disable your plumbing completely.  I don't care how much you like Pepsi; that's gross.

I wish for a lucky Friday the 13th.

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#1969 | Back to Top04-16-2015 07:14:39 PM

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From: The Island of Denial
Registered: 07-12-2013
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, the luck was not on your side, young one - you die in a fountain of chocolate pudding, too enamored with the luscious, sugary product and your presumed luck to attempt to survive.

I wish for an endless supply of reading material.


"Depression, the bereavement of the Past
Anxiety, the imminence of the Future
Contentment, the seduction of the Present
Time flows mercilessly, and I reside on the Island of Denial"

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#1970 | Back to Top04-16-2015 07:43:48 PM

satyreyes
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted.

I wish to do the Time Warp again.

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#1971 | Back to Top04-17-2015 12:28:09 AM

zeedikay
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Registered: 02-22-2014
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but in a few hours time, your house ends up rocketing into space after you get kicked out by two aliens who just zapped Tim Curry.

I wish I was able to figure out what to watch.

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#1972 | Back to Top04-17-2015 05:13:02 AM

TheOnlyFlorence
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Registered: 09-16-2012
Posts: 454

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted. Unfortunately, the dribble that is on the air is not what grabs your interest. What does are: watching grass grow, paint drying, ice melting, and recordings of the loading bar for uploading videos.

I wish Eldritch horrors were real.

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#1973 | Back to Top04-17-2015 10:02:07 AM

Flah
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From: British Columbia
Registered: 09-05-2013
Posts: 211

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted. They are shocked by their own monstrosity and blink themselves back out of existence mere moments after they are summoned into our universe.

I wish for a giant flying cuttlefish to do as I command.


Somewhere, there is an unplugged toaster sitting on a Coleman stove.

Does it feel lonely?

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#1974 | Back to Top04-17-2015 10:22:54 AM

ShatteredMirror
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From: Sacramento, CA
Registered: 10-22-2006
Posts: 8858

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted. But the cuttlefish is incapable of learning human language, so you'll need to learn to speak cuttlefish before you can actually give it any commands.

I wish I had a sandwich.


Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source.

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#1975 | Back to Top04-17-2015 03:43:13 PM

DorianGray345
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From: The Island of Denial
Registered: 07-12-2013
Posts: 81

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted

I wish I had the ability to fly without using a plane.


"Depression, the bereavement of the Past
Anxiety, the imminence of the Future
Contentment, the seduction of the Present
Time flows mercilessly, and I reside on the Island of Denial"

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