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HOLY SHIT PEOPLE, IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH WE'RE GETTING AN UTENA EXHIBITION RIGHT NOW

THEY. ARE. MAKING. A. NEW. MUSICAL. NEXT. YEAR. START LOSING YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW

#26 | Back to Top11-08-2007 05:41:27 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Geez, how could I not have thought of James Bond???

The Man with the Golden Gun! Helloooo???

And if anime count, then so do TV shows, and Eraserhead reminded me of Twin Peaks. :p


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#27 | Back to Top11-08-2007 05:55:19 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Stormcrow wrote:

Geez, how could I not have thought of James Bond???

The Man with the Golden Gun! Helloooo???

And if anime count, then so do TV shows, and Eraserhead reminded me of Twin Peaks. :p

How about Northern Exposure?

Leave It to Beaver?

Three's Company?

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#28 | Back to Top11-08-2007 07:05:12 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Ragnarok wrote:

Asfalolh wrote:

satyreyes wrote:

Adolescence of Utena.

The thread is for those which could be pornos, not the ones which are. emot-biggrin

Beat me to it!

You are both geniuses.

Um...

All the President's Men?

Okay, I got nothing.

Edit: OH, I know I know!  Midnight Cowboy!

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#29 | Back to Top11-08-2007 07:33:26 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

The Big Lebowski
Big

...I didn't imagine I'd have quite so much fun with this, and yet I am.

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#30 | Back to Top11-08-2007 07:34:30 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Jellineck wrote:

15. Toy Story

Wasn't there an episode of Friends where Phoebe's twin sister a porn video with a name that was a pun off of that movie...? Or maybe I'm thinking of a different Disney movie...

For anime, He Is My Master is one that you can't talk about in front of people without it getting mistaken for porn.

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#31 | Back to Top11-08-2007 09:23:57 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

I don't watch much TV, so I wouldn't know. But it's likely there's been a porno spin-off. There's a porno spin-off on everything. A Clockwork Orgy? There's probably a porn spin-off of Bill Nye the Science Guy. And see Newgrounds for the porno version of Mr. Rogers.

Some more...

Babe
Little Women
Little Man
Big Daddy
White Chicks
Scream
Naked Lunch
The Banger Sisters
Interview with Vampire (vamp movies are always porn)


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#32 | Back to Top11-08-2007 11:44:39 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Top Gun
Young Guns (actually I think this is also a porno)
Vanilla Sky
All the Right Moves
Cocktail

So many Tom Cruise movies sound not just like porn, but gay porn.


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#33 | Back to Top11-09-2007 05:09:04 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

ShatteredMirror wrote:

Top Gun
Young Guns (actually I think this is also a porno)
Vanilla Sky
All the Right Moves
Cocktail

So many Tom Cruise movies sound not just like porn, but gay porn.

DESTINY.... emot-aaa

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#34 | Back to Top11-15-2007 04:42:03 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Vanilla sky? Vertical limit!?


I didn't even think of those in a naughty way 'till you listed them...lol I'll never be able to watch either movie the same way again.


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#35 | Back to Top01-13-2008 03:52:12 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Razara wrote:

Jellineck wrote:

15. Toy Story

Wasn't there an episode of Friends where Phoebe's twin sister a porn video with a name that was a pun off of that movie...? Or maybe I'm thinking of a different Disney movie...

For anime, He Is My Master is one that you can't talk about in front of people without it getting mistaken for porn.

I  thought it was Muffy the Vampire Layer, wasn't it?

1. Lucky (a bollywood flick)
2. Dick
3. Personal Velocity
4. Buchanon Rides Alone
5. As Good as It Gets
6. The Girl From Paris
7. Nurse Betty
8. Touching The Void (HAH)

Hm...


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#36 | Back to Top01-13-2008 07:11:53 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Asfalolh wrote:

satyreyes wrote:

Adolescence of Utena.

The thread is for those which could be pornos, not the ones which are. emot-biggrin

emot-rofl


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#37 | Back to Top01-13-2008 07:25:51 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

When I try to think of them, I keep replacing with dirty words. *thinks hard*

Charlie's Angels: Full throttle- It was pretty damn close to porno
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Finding Nemo
The Venture Bros.-I know it's a TV show, but it has potential, since Brock fucks everything alive.
Orgasmo-It was about the porn industry so I cheated because I'm uncreative.
Family Guy -Let's keep it in the family
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Mr.Woodcock- I think the title was purposely suggestive
The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the Hotel Who-Done-It-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The Soldier and the Lady
I am Legend

EDIT:
Dante's Peak -And w/ Pierce Brosnan, how could you go wrong?

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#38 | Back to Top01-13-2008 07:26:37 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

My fave porno is space nuts, just because of the title.


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#39 | Back to Top01-13-2008 09:44:45 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Razara wrote:

Jellineck wrote:

15. Toy Story

Wasn't there an episode of Friends where Phoebe's twin sister a porn video with a name that was a pun off of that movie...? Or maybe I'm thinking of a different Disney movie...

For anime, He Is My Master is one that you can't talk about in front of people without it getting mistaken for porn.

Bouffee the Vampire Layer. emot-keke I went through a pretty serious Friends phase a little while back. *sigh*When I could remember all the important themes to Shakespeare, my mind sticks to random tv facts instead. oh well.

There's an adult video store downtown which advertises its new arrivals on a sign outside by the road, so drivers can marvel at the new wonders of the porn industry. Yesterday, I drove past, and their latest video was titled Little Oral Annie. It made my day. emot-tongue

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#40 | Back to Top01-13-2008 09:56:52 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Cerise wrote:

Run, Lola, Run

German flick! Whoot! That was an interesting one. "Die Tasche! Die Tasche!"

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#41 | Back to Top01-14-2008 03:03:34 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Strip Tease

Sleeping With the Enemy

Point of No Return


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#42 | Back to Top01-14-2008 03:36:28 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Nocturnalux wrote:

Laputa (at least for a Portuguese speaker)

Bwahahahahahaha emot-rofl


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#43 | Back to Top01-14-2008 07:09:16 PM

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Rush Hour poptart


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#44 | Back to Top01-15-2008 07:33:11 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Epi_lepsia wrote:

Alice in Wonderland

emot-rofl

CLAMP made a porno adaptation of this. school-sherlock

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#45 | Back to Top01-15-2008 07:38:09 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Y'know I do have a manga called Alice in Sexland, but I don't think it's CLAMP...


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#46 | Back to Top01-15-2008 07:45:57 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

I wonder if Lewis Carroll is twisting in his grave...

Or laughing his ass off.

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#47 | Back to Top01-15-2008 08:33:15 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Jellineck wrote:

Interview with Vampire (vamp movies are always porn)

quoted for the truth 8D!!


dlaire wrote:

ShatteredMirror wrote:

Top Gun
Young Guns (actually I think this is also a porno)
Vanilla Sky
All the Right Moves
Cocktail

So many Tom Cruise movies sound not just like porn, but gay porn.

DESTINY.... emot-aaa

Oh, i think destiny doesn't have much to do with this school-devil Tom doesn't want to come out from the cloooseeeet poptart

(there's a south park episode dedicated to this xD)

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#48 | Back to Top01-15-2008 11:50:49 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

There's Something About Mary
Mr.Woodcock
Idle Hands
Cadillac Girls


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#49 | Back to Top01-15-2008 04:13:53 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Arki wrote:

Epi_lepsia wrote:

Alice in Wonderland

emot-rofl

CLAMP made a porno adaptation of this. school-sherlock

That would be Miyuki-chan in Wonderland. It's only 15 minutes long.


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#50 | Back to Top01-15-2008 09:24:11 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Arki wrote:

I wonder if Lewis Carroll is twisting in his grave...

Or laughing his ass off.

I would guess the latter. Carroll was quite a mess by all accounts.

And is it sad that the first thing I thought of after seeing a poster advertising the Mr. Woodcock movie was this thread?


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