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HOLY SHIT PEOPLE, IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH WE'RE GETTING AN UTENA EXHIBITION RIGHT NOW

THEY. ARE. MAKING. A. NEW. MUSICAL. NEXT. YEAR. START LOSING YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW

#1 | Back to Top11-08-2007 12:35:25 AM

Jellineck
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Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Self-explanatory title for those of us tired of intelligent conversation. Feel free to add.

1. 12 Angry Men
2. Blow
3. Vertical Limit
4. Die Hard
5. Die Harder
6. Big
7. Gigantic (A Tale of Two Johns)
8. Titanic
9. Swordfish
10. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
11. Safety Last!
12. Sin City
13. The Incredibles
14. Grindhouse
15. Toy Story
16. Dr. Strangelove
17. Some Like It Hot
18. The Big Lebowski
19. Stranger Than Fiction
20. Touch of Evil
21. Ace in the Hole
22. The Big Heat
23. The Naked Gun


"You said you would do anything for me, right Mamiya?" Mikage purred as he slithered close. "Yes that's right" Mamiya said with a rosey blush. Mikage's smile was evil and cinister as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Eeny meeny myny moo. I wonder where my banana will go?" - The Forbidden Passions of Nemuro

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#2 | Back to Top11-08-2007 01:09:07 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

emot-rofl

As good a thread as any to add the name of porn establishments, which sound funny for one reason or another. Two I've made a mental note to share:

Big Pappa's  (don't want to think about daddys)

Lion's Den  (Biblical reference, who wants to think about that?)

Note, that I just today spotted a DAY CARE which was also named Lion's Den. D:


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#3 | Back to Top11-08-2007 03:40:16 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

The Harder They Come, Snatch, and Bang Bang Orangutang all came to mind way too quickly!


My Brain is the Wakaba and Shiori Funtime Hour. With limited commercial interruption.

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#4 | Back to Top11-08-2007 08:07:33 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Any Which Way But Loose

Dirty Harry

Pale Rider


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#5 | Back to Top11-08-2007 10:17:47 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Memoirs of Geisha

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#6 | Back to Top11-08-2007 11:01:34 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

I can't resist... I will now scan my movie collection and see what might work.  Some of these may be repeats.


The Abyss
Anna and the King
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Contact
Ed Wood
Finding Nemo
The Incredible Mr Limpet
The Incredibles
The King and I
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Spaceballs
Whale Rider


...and I think this is my first post on IRG where I blatantly let my mind go into the gutter.  Yay me? emot-tongue


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#7 | Back to Top11-08-2007 11:03:15 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

XD I love this game.

Whale Rider (so wrong...)
The Iron Giant
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
Eraserhead
Goodfellas
The Fantastic Four
Control
Yankee Doodle Dandy
The Triplets of Belleville
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
The Night of the Hunter
Aliens
The Thing
Rope

^ Took mine.

Last edited by Jellineck (11-08-2007 11:08:24 AM)


"You said you would do anything for me, right Mamiya?" Mikage purred as he slithered close. "Yes that's right" Mamiya said with a rosey blush. Mikage's smile was evil and cinister as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Eeny meeny myny moo. I wonder where my banana will go?" - The Forbidden Passions of Nemuro

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#8 | Back to Top11-08-2007 11:45:26 AM

dlaire
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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Moulin Rouge
The long kiss goodnight

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#9 | Back to Top11-08-2007 11:58:29 AM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Live Free or Die Hard

Wham Bam Slam

The Tingler

Frosted Pink [television special - ice skating - but, still!]


My Brain is the Wakaba and Shiori Funtime Hour. With limited commercial interruption.

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#10 | Back to Top11-08-2007 12:07:44 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

It's not a movie, but I still snicker when I see my DVDs of Princess Nine (anime).  I think my mind goes straight to Princess Sixty-nine or something.

Run, Lola, Run inexplicably makes me think of Debbie Does Dallas, so I associate it with pornos as well, and if you read the description, your mind could certainly make you think that's what it's going to be.

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#11 | Back to Top11-08-2007 12:30:38 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Adolescence of Utena.

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#12 | Back to Top11-08-2007 12:34:50 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

satyreyes wrote:

Adolescence of Utena.

The thread is for those which could be pornos, not the ones which are. emot-biggrin

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#13 | Back to Top11-08-2007 12:34:50 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

There are plenty of anime titles that fit the bill, Dirty Pair, Kiddy Grade, Pleas Teacher and Please Twins come to mind.

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#14 | Back to Top11-08-2007 12:50:44 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

The Fantastic Four
A Hard Day's Night
Beauty and the Beast
I Was A Male War Bride
The Elephant Man
Swing Kids
Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Big Daddy
Dr. Strangelove
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Swingers
Dick Tracy

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#15 | Back to Top11-08-2007 01:09:48 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Midnight Heat
Way of the Tosser
Bigger and Better Blondes
My Father is Coming
From Dusk Till Dawn
The Long Hard Night


My Brain is the Wakaba and Shiori Funtime Hour. With limited commercial interruption.

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#16 | Back to Top11-08-2007 01:29:49 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Asfalolh wrote:

satyreyes wrote:

Adolescence of Utena.

The thread is for those which could be pornos, not the ones which are. emot-biggrin

Beat me to it!


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#17 | Back to Top11-08-2007 01:39:28 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

I think most Animes qualify as pornos, just by their very nature. Love Tamago's contributions.

It Happened One Night
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Anaconda
Snakes on a Plane
The Italian Job


"You said you would do anything for me, right Mamiya?" Mikage purred as he slithered close. "Yes that's right" Mamiya said with a rosey blush. Mikage's smile was evil and cinister as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Eeny meeny myny moo. I wonder where my banana will go?" - The Forbidden Passions of Nemuro

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#18 | Back to Top11-08-2007 01:46:50 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.

Seriously.

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#19 | Back to Top11-08-2007 01:58:55 PM

Mylene
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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
Pecker -- Granted, that's pretty intentional...but hey, it's not actually porn, so it counts.

Goldfinger

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#20 | Back to Top11-08-2007 02:34:51 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Good Night, and Good Fuck.

... Er, I mean, Luck.

Seriously though, from the moment that movie came out I thought it sounded porny. Granted, it's not porny in an obvious way, but... I still can't shake the thoughts.


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#21 | Back to Top11-08-2007 02:48:27 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

more anime:
Xxxholic
Night Head Genesis
Tactics
Innocent Venus
Big O
Laputa (at least for a Portuguese speaker)

movies:
Hard Candy

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#22 | Back to Top11-08-2007 02:51:03 PM

Almaser
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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Nocturnalux wrote:

Laputa (at least for a Portuguese speaker)

I'm pretty sure I know what that's supposed to mean emot-rofl

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#23 | Back to Top11-08-2007 02:53:41 PM

Mylene
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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

For another anime title:

Magical Creamy Mami

I told Paradox I wanted to watch that and his eyebrow raised a bit.  Cutey Honey also has a softcore porn feel to its title.

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#24 | Back to Top11-08-2007 03:13:02 PM

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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

Ragnarok wrote:

Asfalolh wrote:

satyreyes wrote:

Adolescence of Utena.

The thread is for those which could be pornos, not the ones which are. emot-biggrin

Beat me to it!

*proud* emot-wink

Nocturnalux wrote:

Laputa (at least for a Portuguese speaker)

Also Catalan and Spanish. French requires a tiny typo, I think.
Random: the same name appears in Gulliver's Travels; some Spanish editions used 'Lupata' emot-rolleyes

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#25 | Back to Top11-08-2007 03:23:51 PM

Jellineck
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Re: Movie titles that sound like they could be pornos

I think so many of the directors must do this on purpose.

XXX
Octopussy


"You said you would do anything for me, right Mamiya?" Mikage purred as he slithered close. "Yes that's right" Mamiya said with a rosey blush. Mikage's smile was evil and cinister as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Eeny meeny myny moo. I wonder where my banana will go?" - The Forbidden Passions of Nemuro

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